Rotisserie Jokes
8 rotisserie jokes and hilarious rotisserie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rotisserie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?
A rotisserie chicken
I tell ya, it's fine to eat one test grape in the produce section ...
But take *one bite* of rotisserie chicken, and they're all, "Sir, you need to leave."
I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude.
It's constantly f**....
What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A rotisserie chicken.
I'm returning this rude rotisserie.
It keeps f**....
Besides, rotisserie meat is too tough for those tiny army knives.
Swiss people refuse to dine at Boston Market because they hate choosing sides.
Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day
Mmm, rotisserie was really the right way to go this time!
Old man Manelli is cooking a chicken on a rotisserie in his front stoop
When a hippy walks by. He stops, looks up and says: "Hey man! The music stopped and your monkeys on fire"
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