Rotate Jokes
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Funniest Rotate Short Jokes
Short rotate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rotate humour may include short rotation jokes also.
- My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month. It's part of her minstrel cycle.
- It's refreshing to see a President keeping his campaign promises. Although I'm not entirely sure rotating people through the cabinet counts as creating jobs but the effort is certainly present.
- How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves
- Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?
The gluteus maximus - After Astronomers discovered the Earth rotates about an axis... They got bored and decided to call it a day!
- How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. She just stands there and holds the bulb while waiting for the world to rotate around her.
- Xbox ps5 rotate joke How to switch the Xbox series X from vertical to horizontal ? Can you do that on your PS5 ?
- I used to go into shopping centres and rotate the body parts of the mannequins... I don't think everyone noticed, but I certainly turned a few heads.
- Scientists got bored of watching the Earth rotate every 24 hours... ...they decided to call it a day and go home.
- How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the world around him.
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Rotate One Liners
Which rotate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rotate? I can suggest the ones about revolution and angle.
- The rotation of earth Really makes my day.
- Scientists watched the earth rotate for 24 hours and got tired, So they called it a day
- I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day.
- i love how the Earth rotates on its axis it really makes my day.
- I love the way the world rotates It really makes my day.
- Mechanic: "When were your tires last rotated?" Me: "On the way here, silly."
- I love how the Earth rotates, It really makes my day.
- I was tired of watching the moon rotate for 24 hours So I decided to call it a day
- I love the way earth rotates. It really made my day.
- Earth is the best planet... The mere rotation of it makes my day!
- What do you call it when you rotate a sausage? A turn for the wurst!
- I really, really love Earth's rotation... It made my day
- The rotation of the earth It makes my day.
- Rotating bezel? Personalized engraving? Date display? NOT ON MY WATCH!!
- I love the way the Earth rotates It really does make my day...
Fun-Filled Rotate Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about rotate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rotate pranks.
A man and a woman rotate to the same table in a game of speed dating.
"Hi!" says the woman cheerfully, "Just so you know, I'm deaf, but I can read lips. Just talk as you normally do and I'll let you know if I didn't catch something. So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a ventriloquist," says the man.
"What?" says the woman.
God spoke to His angels
He said, "after extensive trials I have figured out a way to rotate a planet so it receives an even distribution of sunlight and evening."
"Wow," said one angel. "What are you going to do now, sir? "
And God said, "Call it a day."
My mechanic tried to scam me because he didn't think I knew about cars
I took my car to get an oil change and they were like would you like us to rotate your tires? I was like Ummm. I rotated them a bunch on the way over j**...!
One Sunday, with one hand motion, God caused the Earth to begin to revolve around the Sun. "What should we call it when it goes all the way around?" asks Adam.
"A year," God replied.
Now, he made another hand motion, and the Earth began to rotate on a tilted axis.
"What should we call it when it rotates all the way around?" Adam asks.
God sighs and takes a seat on the grass below. "Let's call it a day."
How many dimensions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. Two to rotate, one to get it done in time.
Did you know: an owl's head can rotate 720 degrees
before it comes off in your hand.
How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
I dialed a wrong number
It told me: "I'm sorry, the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate by 90 degrees and try again."
A helicopter
There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,"are you going to rotate clockwise?" The pilot says,"yaw"
Angel Gabriel approached God
What are you doing there? he asked.
Well said God, You know this planet I've been creating?
Yeah, what of it?
I've discovered that I can cause it to rotate in space, and given the position of that star I made earlier; Sol, it allows, in the most part, for a 24hr period of alternating light and dark.
Oh, that's pretty cool. So what now then?
To be honest, I think I'm gonna call it a day.
People got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours
..so they just called it a day
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fifty. Forty-nine to rotate the ceiling, one to hold the lightbulb.
So I rotated my coordinate system about the Z-Axis..
Plot twist!
How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
