The Best 3 Rosh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rosh jokes. There are some rosh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rosh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Rosh Jokes and Puns

Rosh Hashana Joke

When people ask me why Jews are so smart and rich?

Seriously?!,isn't it obvious we're about to be in the year 5783 and you are still living in 2022

True Rosh Hashanah story

This is an actual conversation between my non-Jewish friend and his Jewish wife many years ago, before his first time going to High Holiday services:

Husband: So, can you tell me what to expect at Rosh Hashanah services?

Wife: It's a great ceremony. The best part is when they blow the shofar!

H: I'll drive.

Probably 30 years later and it still makes me laugh. And they're still together.

My girlfriend asked her why I always volunteer to drive her around on Rosh Hashanah...

I dunno, I just heard they always blow the shofar.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the rosh puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working rosh piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes