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Rosh Jokes

4 rosh jokes and hilarious rosh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rosh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Rosh Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good rosh joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Rosh Hashana Joke

When people ask me why Jews are so smart and rich?
Seriously?!,isn't it obvious we're about to be in the year 5783 and you are still living in 2022

True Rosh Hashanah story

This is an actual conversation between my non-Jewish friend and his Jewish wife many years ago, before his first time going to High Holiday services:
Husband: So, can you tell me what to expect at Rosh Hashanah services?
Wife: It's a great ceremony. The best part is when they blow the shofar!
H: I'll drive.
Probably 30 years later and it still makes me laugh. And they're still together.

My girlfriend asked her why I always volunteer to drive her around on Rosh Hashanah...

I dunno, I just heard they always blow the shofar.

The day before Rosh Hashanah...

can be called adam's eve.


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