Roses Are Red Jokes

Funniest Roses Are Red Short Jokes

Short roses are red jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roses are red humour may include short red roses jokes also.

1. Roses are red... Violets are blue...
   WOLOLOLOLOOO!!!!
   Ah shucks now the roses are blue too!
2. A Valentines Poem Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   whitney houston is dead
   and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
3. Roses are red Roses are red.
   Violets are....red
   
   Tulips are red
   My garden is on fire.
4. It's still valentines day for another hour.. Roses are red
   Violets are blue
   No, they are violet
   FTFY
5. A short poem about women's underwear... > Rose's are red,
   Violet's are blue,
   Heather's are green.
   ~Lee Mack
6. Roses are red... Violets are violet,
   That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot.
7. Roses are red, violets are glorious Never sneak up,
   On oscar pistorious
8. Roses are red, I'm feeling blue There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo
9. A poem about old ladies underwear Roses are red.
   Violets are blue.
   Margarets are green.
10. Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme
    this is not one of them

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Roses Are Red One Liners

Which roses are red one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roses are red? I can suggest the ones about roses and violets are red.

1. Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
2. Roses are red, Cellos are brown Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ;)
3. A Poem Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   Stop memes about Harambe
   -Cincinnati Zoo
4. Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's
   To get to the other side
5. Roses are red Congress is red
   The Senate is red
   The White House is red
   welp
6. Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?
   Cincinnati zoo
7. Roses are red, sorry for the Hypocrisy But hey, we've updated our privacy policy
8. Roses are red... Violets are glorious.
   I wouldn't surprise
   Oscar Pistorius.
9. Roses are red, violets are blue My girlfriend is gone
   This coconut will do
10. Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand...
    But I'm thinking of you.
11. Roses are red, That much is true But violets are purple
    Not freakin blue
12. Violets are blue, roses are red We're doing this backwards
    That's what she said
13. Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,
14. Roses are red Roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you
15. [spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Jokes

Here is a list of funny roses are red violets are blue jokes and even better roses are red violets are blue puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Love never crossed my mind
  Until I came across you.
• Roses are red Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  Sugar is sweet
  And so are you.
  The roses have wilted
  The violets are dead
  The sugar bowl's empty
  And so is your head.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a knife. Get in the van.
• I call this poem Old Women's Knickers Roses are red,
  Violets are blue,
  Ethels are green
• Roses are red Violets are blue Dont give up, someone will love you
• Roses are red, violets are blue I have schizophrenia,
  And so do I.
• No! It crashed again... Roses are red;
  Violets are blue
  \-----------------------
  ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
• For the valentines spirit Roses are red violets are blue I am pregnant but it is not from you
• Roses are red, violets are blue I don't know the original poem,
  and neither do you.
• I wrote a poem called "Old Age Pensioner's Underwear". Rose's are red
  Violet's are blue
  Ethel's are green

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