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142 rose jokes and hilarious rose puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rose that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Unleash your inner comedian with these hilarious rose jokes! Learn puns about roses and other plants like tulips and violets, discover clever word play about red roses and rose wine, and enjoy clever jokes about Jack and Rose from the classic movie Titanic.

Best Short Rose Jokes

Short rose jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rose humour may include short berry jokes also.

  1. Gay parents are awesome! * "Hey dad, why is my sister named rose?"
    * "Because your other dad loves roses"
    * "Thanks dad"
    * "No problem, Richard"
  2. Jesus was born on Christmas, died on good friday and rose on Easter. What are the odds?!?!
  3. Roses are red... Violets are blue...
    WOLOLOLOLOOO!!!!
    Ah shucks now the roses are blue too!
  4. A Valentines Poem Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    whitney houston is dead
    and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou
  5. Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, "That's very noble of you"
  6. What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?
    Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers!
    Son: Mom, what do you love?
    Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
  7. Roses are red Roses are red.
    Violets are....red

    Tulips are red
    My garden is on fire.
  8. It's still valentines day for another hour.. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    No, they are violet
    FTFY
  9. "Dad, why is my sister's name Esor?" "Because your mother loves roses, her name is rose backwards."
    "Thanks Dad!"
    "No problem Lana."
  10. Roses are red... Violets are glorious.
    I wouldn't surprise
    Oscar Pistorius.

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Rose One Liners

Which rose one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rose? I can suggest the ones about ripe and rice.

  1. Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
  2. Roses are red, Cellos are brown Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ;)
  3. Roses are black , Violets are black I'm colorblind.
  4. Roses are brown, violets are grey I just found out I'm colorblind today.
  5. A Poem Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Stop memes about Harambe
    -Cincinnati Zoo
  6. OC from my 10 yr old son: Why do women like roses? Because they are pretty and hurt you.
  7. If you missed the ball drop last night.... Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl
  8. My roses are red/and your violets are blue/there is no fourth line (This is a haiku)
  9. Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's
    To get to the other side
  10. Roses are red Congress is red
    The Senate is red
    The White House is red
    welp
  11. Roses are red, Violets are red, Bushes are red,
    Trees are red,
    My garden is on fire.
  12. Roses are Red, Violets are blue...... who killed harambe?
    Cincinnati zoo
  13. Roses are red, sorry for the Hypocrisy But hey, we've updated our privacy policy
  14. Roses are dead, violets are dead And I'm a bad gardener
  15. Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7 Cause it didn't have a Jack

Rose Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny rose day jokes and even better rose day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Roses are red April is grey joke Roses are red April is grey, but in a few days it's gonna be May.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day... ...the side chick is you.
  • Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I'm a dog.
    Happy Valentine's Day!
  • A poem I read to my gf while proposing Roses are Red
    Today is the Day
    Plot Twist
    I'm Gay
  • Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
  • Jesus rose on the third day for Chick-Fil-A But they were closed.
  • An ode to Father's Day with a new born (raunchy) Roses are red
    Expectations are low
    Pull down your pants
    Let's give it a blow
  • Man gets his wife roses for Valentine's Day Wife says "I guess I have to open my legs now". Man says "Why? Don't we have a vase"?
  • Rose day joke Rose is a beautiful creation of the nature. Only today I hate it.
  • Good Friday is the day Jesus died. Easter Sunday is the day Jesus rose from the dead.
    And Cyber Monday is the day Jesus ascended into the cloud.

Rose Thorn Jokes

Here is a list of funny rose thorn jokes and even better rose thorn puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If the Charlie Rose scandal has taught us anything it's that every rose really does have its thorn.

Jack And Rose Jokes

Here is a list of funny jack and rose jokes and even better jack and rose puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The real reason Jack and Rose separated at the end... Jack got cold feet.
  • What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair? Its axle rose.
  • Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks… …because the other is a buoy ant
  • Why would Rose from Titanic make a terrible girlfriend? She won't let you go Jack.
  • What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common? They both lost Jack.
  • What do Apple and Rose have in common? They both lost jack.
  • Why does Rose not like iPhone 7? because there is no Jack.
  • Rose had plenty of room for Jack on that debris.... But looks can be deep sea thing
  • Why was Rose sad about the new iPhone 7? There was no jack
  • Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7? She never let go, Jack.

Axl Rose Jokes

Here is a list of funny axl rose jokes and even better axl rose puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Where did Axl Rose get arthritis? In his Sha-na-na-na-na knees knees
  • Axl Rose sat on a pin. Axl Rose.
  • Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed? Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
  • How does Axl Rose ask for more dessert? "May I have another piece of pie-ee-i-ee-i-ee-ie?"
  • Who'd win in a fight between Axl Rose and Slash? Axl knocks him out with the sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees
  • What does Axl Rose do before he prays? Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES!? KNEES!
  • Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter? Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
  • Do you think Axl Rose gets charged extra on toll roads?

Red Rose Jokes

Here is a list of funny red rose jokes and even better red rose puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue... Pornhub is down, your facebook will do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Roses are red, violets are blue My girlfriend is gone
    This coconut will do
  • Roses are red....violets are blue I'm using my hand...
    But I'm thinking of you.
  • Roses are red, That much is true But violets are purple
    Not freakin blue
  • Roses are red, potato chips are savory... The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
  • A short poem about women's underwear... > Rose's are red,
    Violet's are blue,
    Heather's are green.
    ~Lee Mack
  • Violets are blue, roses are red We're doing this backwards
    That's what she said
  • Roses are red... Roses are red,
    Violets are glorious,
    Don't spend Valentine's,
    With Oscar Pistorious
    ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out
  • Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,
  • Roses are red Roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you
Rose joke, Roses are red

Hilarious Rose Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about rose you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean lover jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make rose prank.

I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared.

I thought, "Thats the biggest wave I've ever seen."

Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye.

The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: Dear, breakfast is made. I've gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there's breakfast. Joe, he says to his son, what happened last night?
You came home s**... and got that black eye tripping over a chair.
So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?
Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to t**... clothes, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'

A man has three daughters...

One of them goes up to him one day and says, "Daddy, why was I named Rose?" The dad replies, "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell onto your head.
A second daughter asks him, "Daddy, why was I named Daisy?" And the dad replies, "Because when you were born, a daisy petal fell onto your head."
His last daughter says, "Guuuuaaaahuuugghhhhhppoakkk!" And the dad says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

A husband, so proud...

....of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of 6" rather than by her first name. The wife was amused at first.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of 6, get me a beer!" This type of situation rose to a boiling point.
Finally, while at a party with her husband, he jokingly said, "Hey mother of 6, it's time to go!"
The wife shouted, "I'll be right with you - father of 4!"
[found this scrolling through YouTube Comments]

I never remember silly things

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time.
One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife.
Really? ,
one of the men said, what's it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, what are those good smelling flowers called again?
Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned.
Yes that's it, he exclaimed.
Looking over at his wife he said, Rose what's that restaurant we went to the other night?

I went to my girlfriend's house last night for a romantic night in...

It was amazing, we had a three course meal with champagne over candle light, we then snuggled up on the sofa, to watch a movie, then, when we went up stairs, I let her get changed, while I spread rose petals over the bed, then, we had the most amazing, mind blowing s**... that I've ever had, but just as I was about to finish, her parents walked in...
I am now banned from babysitting.

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a j**... lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.
The conversation went like this:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a j**... lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.......
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye,'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.

Two old men are sitting on the porch,

their wives in the kitchen. One says to the other, "Bob you should try that restaurant we went to last night. Best food I've had in a long time."
"Yeah Joe? What was it called?" asked Bob.
"Well, I can't seem to remember...What is the name of that red flower, you know with the thorns on the stem?
"A Rose, I think you are thinking of."
"Your right, thanks....**HEY ROSE, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WE WENT TO LAST NIGHT?"**

A man had 3 daughters.

A man had 3 daughters.
The first daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
"Because a rose petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The first daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.
The second daughter walks up to her dad and says "Daddy, why is my name Tulip?"
"Because a Tulip petal fell on you when you were a baby." Replied the father. The second daughter smiles and skips off to play with her dolls.
The third daughter walks up to her dad and says "Hhhhhnnngngngnggggddddddrrrrruhuuhuhhuhhuhdadgh!"
"...Go to your room cinderblock." Replied the father.

Stock Market Report

Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged.
The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated. And toilet paper touched a new bottom.

A little girl asks her father how she got her name

"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you rose."
his younger daughter runs up to him "and how did i get my name daddy?"
"well honey a lily petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you lily."
his son comes runnign up to him and yells "huuuuuuuuuuur flugerr dhuuuur"
"shut up cinder block"

Dean of Women...

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on s**... morality.
We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, she said, ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?

A cow is talking to her three calves

The first calf asks "Why is my name Daisy?"
The cow replies, "When you were born, a daisy fell onto your head, sweetie."
The second calf asks "Why is my name Rose?"
The cow replies, "When you were born, a rose fell onto your head, dear."
The third calf says "Hargendflarfrebargen"
"Shut it, Cinderblock!"

There was a mother who had three daughters...

...one day the first daughter walks up and asks,
"Mommy, why am I named Rose?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head."
She walks away. Then the second walks up and says,
"Mommy, why am I named Daisy?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."
She walks away. Then third walks up and says,
"DURRUGFLARGLERDAAARGGGH!!!"
"It's ok Cinderblock. I still love you."

The pilot said,

"We are having engine trouble. Who here believes in the power of prayer?"
One man rose to his feet and said, "I do!"
The pilot said, "That is good because we are one parachute short."

3 little girls walk up to their father

The first little girl asks, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
and the dad says, "because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head, so we decided to call you rose."
The second little girl asks, "Daddy, why is my name Lily?"
and the dad says, "because when you were born, a lily petal fell on your head, so we decided to call you Lily."
The third little girl says, "hurdddurflbbbbb dur."
and the dad says, "shut up Cinderblock."

A Doctor and engineer

A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
Doctor used to give her a rose daily
and engineer used to give the girl an apple.
Girl got confused and asked engineer : There is a meaning of giving rose in Love,
Why are you giving apple ?
Engineer answered : Because
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away".

What's better than roses on your piano?

Two lips on your o**....

A girl asks her father...

A girl asks her father, "Why was I called violet?" And the dad replies, "Because when you were a baby a violet landed on your head."
Another girl asks her father, "Why was I called Rose?" And the dad replies, "Because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head."
Another girl asks her dad, "Heyasdeasuadwxosj" And the dad replies, "Shut up fridge."

A mother has two daughters and a son.

A mother has two daughters and a son. One day her first daughter comes up to her and says: "Mother, why am I named Rose?", to which she replies: "That's because when you were a baby a rose landed on your head".
Her second daughter later comes up to her and says: "Mother, why am I called Petal?", to which she answers: "That's because when you were a baby a petal landed on your head".
Finally, her son approaches her and says: "BLUH NAH BUH BUH BLUH", and the mother says: "Shut up, Fridge".

Roses are reddish...

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish

2 older couple were having breakfast

Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
Old man 2: What's it's name?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. (turns to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

I like the way you think

Roses are red. nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. pants go down.
Body to body. skin to skin.
When it's stiff. stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.
It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.

A mother has 3 kids

A mother has 3 kids.
The first kid goes up to her mom and says,
"Mommy, why I am I named petal?"
The mom responds, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The second child goes up to her mom and says, "Why am I named Rose?"
The mom says, "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Finally, the third child comes up and says, "My favorite color is potato."
"SHUT UP BRICK"

A father with three daughters

is sitting down for dinner when the first of his daughters asks, "dad why is my name Daisy?". The father replies, "because when you were born a daisy petal from the sky and landed on your head."
The second daughter asks, "dad why is my name Rose?" The father replies, "Well Rose, when you were a baby a rose petal fell from on high and landed on your head."
The third daughter asks, "bllaaarrarararraraaarg" and the father replies, "shut up, cinder-block"

Roses are red, I'm feeling blue

There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo

Roses are red...

Violets are violet,
That guy who hit that skyscraper was a really bad pilot.

Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps
Crosseyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants
I've come to tell you a lie that is true.
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys rose up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other
Pulled out knives and shot each other.
Two deaf policemen heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Roses are red, r**... is good...

Too much r**.....Now no wood :(

Roses are red, Violets are blue

h**... blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

A man's daughter walks up and asks

"Daddy, why am I named Rose?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head."
She walks away. His second daughter walks up and says,
"Daddy, why am I named Daisy?"
"Well, when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."
She walks away.
Then the father's third daughter walks up and says:
"DDDDDDUUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
"Shut up, Cinderblock."

Today, Jesus rose from the dead. He had been wipped, spat on, flogged, humiliated, and crucified.

In fact, he was beaten so badly you'd think he flew united.

A girl asks her father a question.

"Daddy, where did I get my name from?"
"Well, Daisy, when you were born, a daisy fell on your head."
Satisfied, she walks away.
His second daughter walks up to him and asks him the same question.
"Daddy, where did I get my name from?"
"Well, Rose, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Satisfied, she walks away.
"HMDJKGYGD".
"Oh, hi, Brick."

Idiot Teacher

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

"Dad, why is my sister called Rose?"

"Becausr your mother likes roses."
"Thanks dad"
"No problem Alex."

Roses are red, violets are glorious

Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious

Kid1: Hey Dad why am I called lily?

Dad: Because a lily petal fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid2: Hey Dad why am I called rose?
Dad: Because a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid3: herdurrrrahduhrgh#%*?
Dad: Shut up Cinderblock

"Daddy, why is my name Rose?"

One day, a child came up to her father and said, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Later on, her younger sister came up to their father and asked, "Daddy, why was I named Lily?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head."
Later, their brother came up to their father and said, "Ghigdsgjjo Hitsggdjkl."
He replied, "Shutup, Brick!"

A girl asked her dad "Why is my name Rose?"

Her dad said "Because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell to your forehead"
The girl's sister asked the same. "Daddy, why is my name Lily?"
"As a baby, the petal of a lily flower fell on your head."
The youngest daughter then approached.
"AUUGHMMGRNMMM"
"Shut up, Cinderblock." The dad said.

A child asked his mom, "Mom how did I get my name?"

"Well Rose, when you were born a rose petal fell on your head, so we called you Rose"
Another child came up to her " Mom how did you get my name?"
"Well Daisy, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on you, so that's what we called you.
Child 3: "Mmmm Uuuuuuuuuu Mmmmmmmmm Eeeeeee Mahhhhh Mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Mom: "Shut up fridge"

Roses are red, I've got a bad cough

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A woman is walking home with her three daughters.

The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, "Mummy, how did I get my name?"
"Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Rose".
The second daughter, now curious, asks the same question.
"Well darling, when we were bringing *you* home from the hospital, a *lily* petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Lily."
The third girl asks "AAArrgghhrasfdg".
"Shhh, quiet now, Cinderblock".

3 girls and thier mother were walking through a park...

Girl 1 turned to her mother and said...
Girl 1: Mommy, why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when we took you out of the Hospital, a Lily petal fell on your head.
The second Daughter, now curious, asks the same question...
Girl 2: Why is my name Rose?
Mom: When we took you out of the Hospital, a rose petal landed onto your head
This is when the 3rd daughter pipes up and says...
Girl 3: AAAARRRGHFFFFJJJFSSSLLLHHH
Mom: Shhhhhhh, quiet down now Cinder Block

Dad, why am I called rose?

Daughter 1: Dad, why am I called rose?
Dad: well when you were born a rose petal landed on your head, so we took it as a sign.
Daughter 2: so Dad, why am I called Lily?
Dad: for the same reason, when you were born a lily petal landed on your head.
Daughter 3: JAVDJDJ SKAOAOSBDBSIJS
Dad: be quiet, Fridge.

Two old men are sitting in the lounge chatting.

The one says, You should try the restaurant my wife and I went to last night. Pricey but well worth the money.
Oh, what's it called? asks the other man enthusiastically.
His friend thinks for a minute, Uhm…I…er…
Obviously having a senior moment he says, What's that flower, you know, war named after it, given out on Valentine's day?
The other man says, You mean the rose?
His friend lets out a gleeful, Yes! That's it, a rose!
He then turns in the chair and calls to his wife, Rose! What's the name of that place we ate at last night?

Two old men are sitting in the lounge chatting.

The one says, You should try the restaurant my wife and I went to last night. Pricey but well worth the money.

Oh, what's it called? asks the other man enthusiastically.

His friend thinks for a minute, Uhm…I…er…

Obviously having a senior moment he says, What's that flower, you know, war named after it, given out on Valentine's day?

The other man says, You mean the rose?

His friend lets out a gleeful, Yes! That's it, a rose!

He then turns in the chair and calls to his wife, Rose! What's the name of that place we ate at last night?

Heard this joke at school. Thought I might share it with y'all

There is a lady called Mary who has 3 children: Violet, Rose and Brick.
So Violet goes to her and asks: Mom, why am I called Violet?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a violet fell on your head
Then Rose comes and asks: Mom, why am I called Rose?
And Mary responds: Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head
Then Brick goes and asks: CjfbjabMandmabwlbdkabNbskdbslonvibcdhovtcbxtblvocbjfshkvgdvynv?

Paul was having dinner with his family when suddenly his elder daughter rose from the chair and said, "I have a confession to make.I'm a lesbian ."

Paul smiles and says, "Congratulations. I will still love you nonetheless."
Suddenly his younger daughter says ," Dad, I'm a lesbian too."
Paul begrudgingly exclaims , " Does nobody in this family likes d**...?"
His son says,"I do."

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on s**... morality......

In moments of temptation, said the speaker to the class, ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?

A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: How do you make it last an hour?

There once was an engineer and a doctor, but they both loved the same woman.

The doctor would give the woman a rose every day to show his love.
The engineer would give her an apple every day.
This confused her, so she asked the engineer about it.
"The doctor gives me a rose because a rose signifies love, what is this apple supposed to mean?"
The engineer replied, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Ask Rose

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, *"Last week we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it."*
The other man said, *"What's the name of the restaurant?"*
The first man thought and thought and finally said, *"What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns."*
*"Do you mean a rose?"*
*"That's the one,"* replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, *"Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last week?"*

Two elderly couples are having coffee

The husbands are talking, and one says "Oh, we went to this most wonderful restaurant the other night. You should try it. It's down by the river. But I just can't seem to remember it's name. Help me out...what's the name of the flower, it's usually red, it has thorns, you give it to someone you love?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yeah, that's it! Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to the other night?"

A woman has two admirers.

One of them is a doctor, and the other is a deaf guy.
Every day, the doctor gives the woman a rose.
And every day, the deaf guy gives her an apple.
One day, the woman says to the the deaf guy: "Hey, that doctor gives me a rose every day, and I get the symbolism of that. But why do you give me an apple a day?"
To which the deaf guy responds: "WHAT?"

Traffic court

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher.
The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court."
He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I will not run a red light' five hundred times."

A man went to visit his elderly parents

He asked his father "How have you been lately?"
The father said "Well, we found a great new restaurant! But I can't remember the name of it- my memory's just not what it used to be. What's the name of that flower, with the thorns, can be red or white or pink..."
"A Rose?" the son suggested
"Yeah, that's it" said the father. Then he turned his head back and shouted "Hey, Rose- what's the name of that restaurant?!"

Two elderly couples get together to play bridge every week.

The ladies are in the kitchen making snacks and the old guys are talking. One says to the other "we went to see a movie last week and it was excellent but I can't remember the name of it. I thinks it's uhhh... what's the name of the flower with the red petals and the thorns?" His friend answers "a rose?"
"That's it! HEY ROSE! what was the name of that movie we saw last week?"

Rose joke, Two elderly couples get together to play bridge every week.

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