Rosary Jokes
5 rosary jokes and hilarious rosary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rosary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Rosary Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What is a good rosary joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A Priest working in a remote parish in Greenland gets his yearly visit from his Bishop.
The Bishop asks him, "How are you managing with the loneliness?"
The Priest responds, " If it wasn't for my Rosary and my whiskey, I couldn't make it. Would you like a shot of whiskey?"
The Bishop nods his head yes.
The Priest yells out, "Hey Rosary, bring us two shots of whisky "
Another three nuns joke....Three nuns are walking home late one night when suddenly they are attacked by three men.
The men pull them into the bushes and begin to assault them.
The first nun, clutching her rosary beads says, "forgive him Lord, he knows not what he does."
The second one closes her eyes and says, "forgive him Lord, he knows not what he does."
The third nun says, "this one does."
An elderly woman called 911...
An elderly woman called 911 from her cell phone to report that her car had been broken into.
"They've stolen everything! My radio is gone, my center console is gone, my mirror and the rosary beads hanging from it...even the steering wheel!"
The dispatcher responds that an officer is on the way.
Minutes later, the officer arrives and radios back into dispatch.
"Disregard that last call. She got in the back seat by mistake."
Somebody stole my diary and my rosary.
My thoughts and prayers are with them.
So there's this kid around my town who goes around with little rosary beads all the time...
He's a roamin' Catholic.
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