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38 rosa jokes and hilarious rosa puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rosa that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Rosa Short Jokes

Short rosa jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rosa humour may include short rose jokes also.

  1. I did an ancestry.com family history today and found out that my great grandfather helped Rosa Parks initiate the civil rights movement He was the guy who said, "Get up, that's my seat."
  2. My friend said this. Not sure if it was original or not but i have to share it. "Whenever someone calls shot gun I call Rosa Parks and sit in shotgun anyway."
  3. Did you know that Rosa Parks died because... She refused to get in the back of an ambulance
  4. Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman? Apparently, he was a heroine addict.
  5. Dear protestors, Rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus, she didn't trash it. There's a difference.
    Pls don't crucify me
  6. Everyone keeps talking about how Rosa Parks stood up for civil rights. I thought the whole point was that they DIDN'T stand up??
  7. Rosa Mr. U, 2 da wedding? Rosa missed her period, you coming to the wedding...old Italian joke my mom told me
  8. A poem to Rosa Parks Rosa is red
    Bus driver -- blue
    Front of the bus?
    Don't mind if I do.
  9. In 1955 Rosa Parks refuses to give up her bus seat to a white person. The one-legged pregnant woman was forced to sit in the isle.
  10. Hot people always trying to fight oppression by taking off their clothes. Imagine where we'd be if Rosa Parks had a thigh gap, or Ghandi had a six pack.

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Rosa One Liners

Which rosa one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rosa? I can suggest the ones about invitation and wed.

  1. I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
  2. Rosa Parks But does she drive?
  3. Who always wins at musical chairs? Rosa Parks
  4. Your hairline is so far back Rosa parks don't wanna sit there.
  5. Italian wedding invitation , 2 D wedding Rosa Mr .
  6. Your hairline is so far back That even Rosa Parks sat in front of it.
  7. Rosa Parks is a bad role model... she did not stand up for her rights
  8. Italian wedding invitation Rosa Mr . U , 2 church
  9. I finally understand Rosa Parks The air is terrible in the back of a bus.
  10. TIFU by mixing up my wives subway orders. I gave Lucy's to Rosa, and Rosa's to Lucy.
  11. Where would Black people stand if Rosa Parks never sat down? In their rightful place.
  12. I heard they were putting Rosa Parks on the new $20 bill The $20 bill will be worth $15
  13. What would Rosa Park's boy band name be? "The Backseat Boys"
  14. My spanish mistress asked me to try out b**...... She's now my sub rosa sub Rosa.
  15. Have you heard about the Rosa Parks s**... move? You take it from the back.

Rosa joke, Have you heard about the Rosa Parks s**... move?

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Quirky and Hilarious Rosa Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about rosa you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean married jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make rosa prank.

Joey the altar boy goes to confession and says...

‎'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

The Priest and the Altar Boy

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.'

A little girl ask to her mom: "mom, why am I named Rosa?"

And her mom said: "because when you were born a rose fell on you head"
Her sister Daisy heatrs this and ask: "why is my name Daisy?"
And her mom said: because when you were born a daisy fell in your head"
When their brother Brick heard this, he ask: "GHTAKNDIALFJKQODK"

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

Italian Wedding Invitation (must be read aloud, including punctuation marks)

**You, wedding Rosa mister.**

I used my rosary as a whip today...

Call me Indiana Joan of Arc

Rosa joke, Hot people always trying to fight oppression by taking off their clothes.

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