Rope Climbing Jokes
13 rope climbing jokes and hilarious rope climbing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rope climbing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Rope Climbing Short Jokes
Short rope climbing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rope climbing humour may include short rope climb jokes also.
- I saw a midget escaping from jail the other day He was looking down on me as he climbed down a rope.
I though to myself, that's a little con descending - If I needed to climb something and I had to choose between a rope with knots in it or some parallel boards with spaced rungs... I'd choose the latter.
- A man sees a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down a jail from a rope... ...he looks at him for a second, and says,"Well, that's a little condescending."
- A midget is in prison plotting escape He waits til night, and throws a rope over the wall and climbs over. As he's climbing down, a guard notices and thinks, That's a little condescending.
- My neighbour kept climbing my tree so I threw a rope around his neck and hung him from it. That taut him.
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Rope Climbing One Liners
Which rope climbing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rope climbing? I can suggest the ones about rock climbing and rope.
- What do Icelandic baseball players climb in high school gym? Frozen Ropes.
Rope Climbing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about rope climbing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rope knot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rope climbing pranks.
A man is walking by a prison....
...when he sees a midget climbing out one of the cells at the top of the prison. The midget is climbing down a rope when he turns around and sees the man on the street. The midget flips off the men and continues to climb down the rope.
The man says to himself, "Wow, that's a little condescending."
In Transylvania. We go hunting for bear!
Father tells son:
Son! We go hunting for bear! Bring the dog, rope and the gun.
So the boy asks: Why we need the dog and the rope?
Because, when we go hunting for bear. The bear will be up on the tree. I climb up, shake the bear down. When the bear falls the dog will bite his nutz so you can rope the bear!
But then why we need the gun?
Because if the bear shakes me down, you have to shoot the dog!
Prisoners attempt to escape from jail.
The first one throws a rope to the top of the fence, and quietly climbs to the top. But before his cellmate can do the same, the rope breaks.
"How will I get out now?" The unfortunate prisoner asks. The other one pulls out a flashlight.
"Don't worry," he replied, "I'll shine the light down and you can climb up the beam of light."
"Do you really think I'm that s**...?" He asked, "You'll turn it off when I'm halfway to the top!"
There was a group of hikers who climbed a steep mountain.
The terrain is treacherous. Every step could be their last. Until it proved itself true. One of them fell down. But fortunately, he went down into a small ledge beside the mountain.
"John! Are you okay? Hold on to the rope!"
"My arms are broken. I can't carry myself."
"Try to tie the rope around your legs. We're gonna pull you up!"
"My legs are broken too. It hurts so much."
"Bite the rope as hard as you can!"
John bit the rope as hard as he can. His friends pulled him up. Midway...
"John! How are you doing? Are you okay?"
"I'M GOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!"
A CEO went on a rock climbing trip with one of his employees.
The CEO, an experienced climber, reached the top of a difficult section and was holding a rope tied to both men. As the employee was climbing up, he lost his grip, and was only saved by the strength of the CEO who was barely able to hang on. The CEO yelled, "Hurry, I'm losing my grip!", but the employee was so scared he couldn't find a handhold. The CEO yelled, "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let you go."
The employee, accepting his fate, was praying when a w**... of cash hit him in the face. He yelled to the CEO, "What the h**... is this for?"
The CEO, while cutting the rope, replied, "It's your severance pay."
Burt and Mack are climbing Mount Everest.
Burt and Mack are climbing Mount Everest when suddenly Burt falls in to a crevasse 1000 ft. deep.
Hey Burt! Are you alive? shouts Mack from above.
Yeah I am.
I'm going to drop down a rope, grab onto it and I'll pull you out.
I can't. My arms are broken.
Okay then wrap your legs around them.
I can't. My legs are broken too.
Alright, then bite down real hard on the rope. I'll pull you up.
So Burt bites on the rope and Mack starts pulling.
1000 feet… 900 feet… 700 feet…. 500 feet…. 300 feet…
You alright Burt?
Yeahhhhhhhh….hhhhhhh…