The Best 20 Rooting Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Rooting jokes. There are some rooting team jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rooting tournament puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Rooting Jokes and Puns
A guy sits down on a bench next to a Thai kid wearing soccer cleats.
"So, who are you rooting for in the World Cup Final?" the man asks, noticing the soccer gear.
"I don't know, who's playing?" the boy answers.
"Jesus Christ, have you been under a rock or something?"
How do you stop a fight between two blind men?
Just say you're rooting for the man with the knife.
I saw two blind men fighting
And I yelled out "I'm rooting for the one with the knife"
Then they both ran away
I saw two blind people fighting...
and I shouted, "I'm rooting for the one with the knife!" They both ran away.
Today I saw two blind people fighting...
Today I saw two blind people fighting... Then I shouted, "I'm rooting for the one with a knife!" They both ran away.
How do trees encourage one another?
They say "I'm rooting for you"
To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own:
We're rooting for you!
Why are plants bad cheerleaders?
Because they're always rooting for themselves.
Now people that are for and against Donald Trump have something in common.
We're both rooting for a disease.
Bro, I just want you to know, I'm rooting for you...
Your blind wife has no idea I'm not you
I told an Aussie friend I was having trouble rooting my phone
He replied, "Maybe try buying it dinner first, mate. "
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I can never be a fan of Negative People...
Squarely rooting for them is simply... Imaginary.
I'm rooting for Switzerland in the World Cup.
I don't know much about the team, but their flag is a big plus.
Jameis Winston and the Ducks
When Florida State got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.
Considering the Ducks were sober and on top, I respectfully disagreed.
Side note:
I can't take credit for this. Was found on Deadspin.
Why do Australian nymphomaniacs prefer Android?
They really like rooting.
I'm rooting for a team called the Subwoofers...
They're the underdogs.
No matter how old you are or what team you're rooting for, I think we can all agree that every basketball fan looks up to Shaquille O'Neal.
Like literally, you have to look up to him.
Why is Donald Trump rooting for the Patriots to win Super Bowl LII?
Because they're the only championship team that might accept his invitation to the white house.
Why were Android phones banned in Australia?
The customers had a bad habit of rooting them.
Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist
found out the name of this artist is "Circa"
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