Rooted Jokes
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I hate tree puns,
I believe they're rooted in evil
Fun with rhymes.
If plants wore pants would plants try to dance? If plants tried to dance would plants have a chance if plants wore pants and you took a glance? If plants wore pants would they joust with a lance? If plants had a lance would the blow hit or glance? If plants were advanced and wore pants and danced they would be firmly rooted in their anti vegan stance.
Btw I have way too much time on my hands.
What did the Scotsman do to the trumpet plant?
He rooted it oot.
The other day I met a man with a wooden leg named Smith
He beat the h**... out of me with it. I have two wooden legs, he broke both of them.
I've learned to be more careful about hanging around people who only branch out in one direction.
I'd extend him an olive branch, but mine are both broken now.
I'm rooted in one place now.
It's very treepressing. :(
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