A solid 10, but also imaginary.

Now I just have beer.

..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?

She's a perfect ten but imaginary

Perfect 10, but imaginary

when I told them I have a girlfriend. They said she was like the square root of -100, a solid 10 but imaginary.

Well, joke is on them. They are also imaginary.

Sorry, did that not make any sense?

How about -

>"A dozen, a gross, and a score,

>

>plus three times the square root of four,

>

>divided by seven,

>

>plus five times eleven,

>

>is nine squared and not a bit more."

A 10, but imaginary

The teacher begged, "Please, let's be rational here."

Two scoops ice cream, one scoop human corpse, and half a liter of root beer.

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did 7 eat 9?

Because you need 3 squared meals a day.

The police arrested 3 as well as 7, why?

Because 3 was the root of the problem.

... and the beast is pure evil wouldn't 25.8069758011278803 technically be the root of all evil?

A mathematician walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

The bartender says, "Sorry but we've run out of beer. We have only root beer for today."

"No problem", replies the mathematician. "Just serve me in a square glass."

(Saw this about 10 years ago)

If you have a girlfriend, then you know they cost time and money. Therefore:

Girls = time Γ money

But:

time = money

So:

Girls = money x money

Which means:

Girls = money^2

Now we all know that money is the root of all evil. So:

Money = sq.root(evil)

And now:

Girls = (sq.root (evil))^2

Which means:

Girls = Evil

Because they always get root access.

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."

1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."

1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."

1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."

1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."

2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

Radical Islam.

...but he didn't have root access.

then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil

She's very real, but completely irrational.

..for them for $500 a month for 36 months."

I said, "Wow, those sound like car payments."

"They are."

So the speed of light, *e*, and (-1)^1/2 walk into a bar. The speed of light heads over to the bartender and gets his drink pretty quickly, as he's wont to do. Then (-1)^1/2 goes and orders his drink, and *e* just flips out on him. The square root of -1 asks *e* what's wrong, and he says, "I came in here first, and you just went in front of me!" (-1)^1/2 just says, "Hey, man, I'm just following the rules here!"

Finally, the bartender gets fed up and says, "No, no, no, you idiot, it's *i* before *e* **except** after c!

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

Officer: What's 2+2?

Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummmm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

Just Beer.

If you don't get it, think mathematically.

It's just one of my irrational fears

Square Root.

Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized.

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and not a bit more.

Eight somethin'

Ate something.

My GPA is the square root of -16.

An imaginary 4.0

Root beer.

root beer

A boy has 5 of his friends over for a slumber party. His friends mom buys the kids two 2 liter bottles of Root Beer and begins serving it to the kids. Before the kids get through the first bottle they begin to act drunk, and the parents begin to notice that they smell like alcohol. One of the kids then throws up and the parents confirm that the kid has thrown up an alcoholic beverage. The parents set aside the rest of the Root Beer and call the police. The police arrive and inspect the rest of the Root Beer in the bottle from which the kids were being served. They find absolutely no trace of alcohol in the Root Beer, and are at first stumped, until one of the officers notices the glasses in which the parents were serving the Root Beer. The officer then looks at the parents and says "Here's the problem right here." Both parents look at each other, baffled. The officer concludes: "You served the kids Root Beer in square glasses."

She's a ten, but on the other hand, she doesn't exist.

"Radical"

> Sent from my iPhone 7

I put it back in and re-plotted the data. I saw a radical change.

10, but also imaginary

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

He has horrible pain in his mouth.

The dentist examines him, and says, "There is extensive damage in here, what is your diet like?"

The man says, "Hollandaise sauce. Morning, noon and night. I eat it on everything."

"Well, the damage seems very extensive, but I think I can fix it. You will need several root canals, and then I will install a chrome plate."

"A chrome plate? That seems really severe."

"Don't worry, you will be able to eat anything you want. No problems."

"Even hollandaise? I really love that sauce."

"Why sure, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

A solid 10 but non-existent

I don't know that either

The pirates tell the man that they will throw him over the ship into the ocean but tell him he can have one last meal before he goes

He tells them he wants nothing but root beer, although confused, the pirates grant him his one last request

The man drinks the root beer until he feels fit to burst, and he tells the pirates he's ready to be thrown over

They toss him into the water and to their surprise, he doesn't sink!!

The man then yells to the pirates

"Silly pirates, don't you know. Root beer floats!!"

He then laughs as he floats away to safety

The bartender looks on, amazed, and says "This is unreal."

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divided by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and not a bit more

Just because ICANN.

I told her she was being irrational.

Definitely a ten, but also completely imaginary.

but then I realized I was just imagining things.

After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?" The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"

I am Root.

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

The root of all evil.

His goal: transcend dental medication

Root beer!

I need help

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

They're imaginary.

Easy!

Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!

Because at it's root, it's imaginary!

Women = time β’ money

Time is money

Women = money^2

Money is the root of all evil

Therefore

Women = Evil

Take a cup and add root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and an elephant

Root beer.

(tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

"To access your calculator's premium features like sine, square and square root, and logarithm, please call to have a contractor install the software"

Outside a Bar, Imam Abdul was preaching: Drinking is Bad,it is the root of all evils.

Man: Have you tried it?

Imam: No, Never.

Man: Ok, you try once, if you don't like it, I'll give up Drinking.

Imam : Ok, but bring it in Tea cup, I don't want people seeing me drinking.

Man goes to the bartender and says: Give me two Shots of Rum in Tea-Cup...

Bartender: Hey!Is that Imam Abdul here Again??

Why do churches ask for it?

Root Beer Floats!

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

is complex

Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem.

She's a perfect 10, but imaginary.

To find a women you need time and money; therefore *Women=Time+Money*

But "Time is Money", therefore: Time=Money and so *Women=Money*Money* or Money^2

But "Money is the root of all Problems", therefore: *Money=βAll_Problems*

using those two absolutes we can say that

Women=(βAll_Problems)^2

**Women=All_Problems**

Turnip

We'll see what turnips.

I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.

Just multiply them by the square root of negative one. Then you'll have real friends!

Even the grass wont root for them.

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