Root Canal Jokes
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The dentist said, "You need two root canals. They'll be expensive, but I'll let you pay...
..for them for $500 a month for 36 months."
I said, "Wow, those sound like car payments."
"They are."
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia for his root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
So a dentist just finished his first root canal...
I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.
Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist?
For a square root canal
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
I can't stop thinking about the root canal work I need doing.
It's deeply unnerving.
A man visits a dentist
He has horrible pain in his mouth.
The dentist examines him, and says, "There is extensive damage in here, what is your diet like?"
The man says, "Hollandaise sauce. Morning, noon and night. I eat it on everything."
"Well, the damage seems very extensive, but I think I can fix it. You will need several root canals, and then I will install a chrome plate."
"A chrome plate? That seems really severe."
"Don't worry, you will be able to eat anything you want. No problems."
"Even hollandaise? I really love that sauce."
"Why sure, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
A man goes to the dentist for a root canal
The dentist asked him if he wanted has or novocaine to numb it.
The man says "Neither. I've only said ouch twice in my life."
Intrigued, the dentist asks him about it.
"Well," days the man, "Once I was out hiking and nature called. So I stepped off the trail and squatted over a log to do my business and set my nuts square in the middle of a bear trap. That was the first time I ever said ouch."
"Sounds horrible," the dentist exclaimed. "When was the second time?"
"As soon as I reached the end of the chain."
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