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"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller:"Is he any good for mating?"
"Oh, no problem there, he screwed every single chicken I had. He even tries to screw ducks, turkeys, even pigs!"
"Then why" asks the puzzled farmer "are you even selling him?"
"You see" answers the seller "lately he's been looking at me kinda funny."
The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.
Little Johnny came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said Little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming,"Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
What came first - the chicken, or the egg?
Neither. The rooster always comes first.
Badmintin'
(P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)
His dad answers "A hen, son."
"And a male chicken?" asks the boy. "They're called a rooster."
"How about a baby chicken?" to which his dad answers "A chick."
"So dad, what's a chicken?"
Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!
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... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.
"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can't figure it out, would you come and help me?" she says.
Boyfriend comes over, and asks "What is the puzzle of?"
"A rooster", she replies miserably, gesturing towards the table, "But I can't even figure out where to start."
Boyfriend looks at the table, takes his girlfriend by the hand and says "OK, let's sit down and have a cup of tea, and then we can start putting the cornflakes back in the box."
Caucasian
becuase his peckers on his head
A lot of good yolks!
What does a rooster say?
Cock-a-doodle-doo
What does a crazy rooster say?
Doodle-doodle-cock
What does a Gay rooster say?
Any-cockle-do
The Rooster. ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
They're both a cock-a-dude'll-do.
"Anycockledoooooo!"
One says a-cock-a-doodle-do and the other says a-cock-or-two-will-do.
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold.
I'll leave now
A cocktale.
... The first says to the second: "Are you a leg or a breast man?"
Next year's the year of the dog.
The rooster. ;)
...because being born in the year of the Rooster makes them cock-Asians.
Cock-a-Poodle-Boo!!!
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock
They wake up screaming.
Because he was using fowl language.
1-0'cock
Any cock'll do.
Cause any Cock-or-Dude-ill-dooooooo!
**Cocky**
Thank you I will unfortunately be here all week.
COOOOOOOOOOOOCK
Cock-a-doodle-do!
A cockgobbler.
I always thought he looked a little cockeyed.
I've got the STD, all I need is U.
Credit goes to Rooster from the Netflix series *The Ranch*
Cock-a-doodle-do
What does a dyslexic rooster say?
Doodle-doodle-cock
What does a gay rooster say?
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Any-cockle-do
There was a boy who lived on a farm. He decided that he wanted to pull an Easter prank. So the next morning he went into the hen house and swapped out all the eggs for colorful Easter eggs. When the rooster came in he took one look at the eggs and then immediate ran and killed the peacock.
Not the best joke but it made me chuckle
A Cockerpoodledoo!
Apparently she doesn't like boo cocky.
But now I'm starting to think I got a gay rooster. Instead of saying "cock-a-doodle-doo" in the morning, he says "any-cockle-doo"
His record was impeccable.
A foxy chick.
When a rooster crows, their hearing closes off so they don't damage their hearing. The narcissist does the same when yelling.
Chicken wings
Cock-a-doodle-choo!!!
Chicken tinder....
What a cock-shucker
The rooster crows : **"Cock-a-doodle-doo"**
The nymphomaniac goes :**"Any-Cock-will-dooo"**
A chicken sees a salad.
It was actually the rooster.
"At this point, any cock'll doodle do."
An egg beater
He heard there were some pretty hot chicks at KFC.
"How is that possible?" I asked.
"Himalayan rooster," he replied.
Trick question! It was the rooster.
A: The Rooster
Well since there is an egg, the rooster did
Bartender: Can I help you?
Bird: I understand you have cocktails
Cockle-Doodle-Don't.
Any-cock'll do!
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
... came across a local village farmer who said he had a rooster that could lay eggs.
I said, How is that possible?
He said, Himalayan Rooster
P.S I told that joke to a farm girl today and to all the other ag folk who clapped it made my day. Even if there's only two of you with enough cell service to have read it and laughed.
Why are firetrucks red?
Well because firetrucks have six wheels, six is half a dozen. Usually when someone is using half a dozen and a dozen, they are referring to eggs. Eggs come from chickens, a male chicken is a rooster, roosters are often on steeples, steeples are are tall, like a mast on a ship, ships go on the sea, in the sea there are fish and fish have fins and the Fins fought the Soviets and the soviet flag is red.
The breed is Himalayan.
A cock-er-two'll-do!
Just heard this for the first time. And while on acid I laughed for two hours at this joke so I had to post it here
Neither, it was the rooster.
He was looking at Chicken breast.
When Mrs. Coolidge came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day."
Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by."
When the President came by the henhouse, the guide dutifully told him what his wife had said.
"Same hen every time?" the President asked.
"Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time."
The President nodded his head. "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
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