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Funniest Rooster Short Jokes

Short rooster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rooster humour may include short chicken coop jokes also.

  1. I asked my wife, Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Without hesitation, she sighed and said, The Rooster did. The rooster always comes first.
  2. On my way to climb Mt. Everest, I came upon a local villager who said he had a rooster that laid eggs. "How is that possible?" I asked.
    "Himalayan rooster," he replied.
  3. Hey girl, are you looking for a stud? I've got the STD, all I need is U.

    Credit goes to Rooster from the Netflix series *The Ranch*
  4. Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold.
    I'll leave now
  5. What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.
  6. Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke... What came first - the chicken, or the egg?
    Neither. The rooster always comes first.
  7. Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison? He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
  8. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
  9. You know, we've had it wrong all along, when it comes to the question of what came first, the chicken or the egg The answer has always been the rooster.
  10. What's more likely to explode? A T-Rex or a rooster? Well the chicken won't but a dino might.

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Rooster One Liners

Which rooster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rooster? I can suggest the ones about chicken and poultry.

  1. What does a gay rooster say? "Anycockledoooooo!"
  2. What came first, the chicken or the egg? The Rooster. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  3. TIL there is a rooster that lays eggs. The breed is Himalayan.
  4. What breed of roosters lay eggs Himalayan.
  5. Why did the rooster cross the road? He saw a sign that said "Chicken strips for a buck"!
  6. What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.
  7. How did the rooster meet the hen? Chicken tinder....
  8. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, it was the rooster.
  9. Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear? becuase his peckers on his head
  10. Why did the rooster cross the road? He heard there were some pretty hot chicks at KFC.
  11. I know the answer to the chicken and egg problem The rooster came first
  12. Where does a rooster invest his money In chicken stock!
    Reposted for spelling
  13. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster more than likely
  14. Why did the rooster hide the menu from his wife? He was looking at Chicken breast.
  15. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It was actually the rooster.

Rooster And Hen Jokes

Here is a list of funny rooster and hen jokes and even better rooster and hen puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)
  • Why did the Hen make her Rooster cross the road? Because he was using fowl language.
  • What is a Mexican Roosters' favorite meal? Hen-chiladas

Why Did The Rooster Cross The Road Jokes

Here is a list of funny why did the rooster cross the road jokes and even better why did the rooster cross the road puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the gay rooster cross the road? COOOOOOOOOOOOCK
  • Why did the rooster cross the road? To get to the other year.
  • Why did the rooster cross the road His wife left him
  • Why did the rooster cross the road? To find a job.
Rooster joke, Why did the rooster cross the road?

Rooster Crowing Jokes

Here is a list of funny rooster crowing jokes and even better rooster crowing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow. However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
  • What does an angry narcissist and a rooster have in common? When a rooster crows, their hearing closes off so they don't damage their hearing. The narcissist does the same when yelling.
  • What's the difference between a rooster and a nymphomaniac? The rooster crows : **"c**...-a-doodle-doo"**
    The nymphomaniac goes :**"Any-c**...-will-dooo"**
  • How is a glory hole like a rooster crowing? They're both a c**...-a-dude'll-do.
  • What did the rooster say when he was asked if he crowed? "Sometimes I c**...-a-doodle-doo,
    sometimes I c**...-a-doodle-don't."

Fighting Rooster Jokes

Here is a list of funny fighting rooster jokes and even better fighting rooster puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the fighting rooster who never lost a fight? His record was impeccable.
  • What do you call two roosters having a fight? A c**...-a-Doodle-Duel!
  • What time is it when your fighting rooster wins its first match? 1-0'**...
Rooster joke, What time is it when your fighting rooster wins its first match?

Humorous Rooster Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about rooster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fowl jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rooster pranks.

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"

"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

Coloured Eggs

A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.

A straight rooster says "coco doodle doo", a gay rooster says...

ANY COCKLEDOO!

A farmer goes to the market to buy a rooster

He sees one he likes, so he asks the seller:"Is he any good for mating?"
"Oh, no problem there, he s**... every single chicken I had. He even tries to screw ducks, turkeys, even pigs!"
"Then why" asks the puzzled farmer "are you even selling him?"
"You see" answers the seller "lately he's been looking at me kinda funny."

Legs in the Air

Little Johnny came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said Little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming,"Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster?

Badmintin'
(P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)

A boy asks his father what a female chicken is called.

His dad answers "A hen, son."
"And a male chicken?" asks the boy. "They're called a rooster."
"How about a baby chicken?" to which his dad answers "A chick."
"So dad, what's a chicken?"

Roosters

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared.
The man somewhat nervously said, I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.
Suit yourself, the farmer replied, the hens are round the back.

If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down?

Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!

It's Easter Sunday morning...

... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.

Blonde woman calls her boyfriend....

"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can't figure it out, would you come and help me?" she says.
Boyfriend comes over, and asks "What is the puzzle of?"
"A rooster", she replies miserably, gesturing towards the table, "But I can't even figure out where to start."
Boyfriend looks at the table, takes his girlfriend by the hand and says "OK, let's sit down and have a cup of tea, and then we can start putting the cornflakes back in the box."

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

The three different types of rooster

What does a rooster say?
c**...-a-doodle-doo
What does a crazy rooster say?
Doodle-doodle-c**...
What does a Gay rooster say?
Any-cockle-do

What's the difference between a rooster and a nymphomaniac?

One says a-c**...-a-doodle-do and the other says a-c**...-or-two-will-do.

What do you call a story about a rooster?

A cocktale.

Two roosters go to a s**... club...

... The first says to the second: "Are you a leg or a breast man?"

This year's the year of the rooster, so I ate chicken.

Next year's the year of the dog.

All Chinese born this year are white...

...because being born in the year of the Rooster makes them c**...-Asians.

What do you get when you come across a Rooster, a poodle, and a ghost?

c**...-a-Poodle-Boo!!!

The Easter massacre

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

Roosters have the right idea.

They wake up screaming.

What did the gay rooster say?

Any c**...'ll do.

I'm pretty sure I was a rooster in my past life...

Cause any c**...-or-Dude-ill-dooooooo!

What do you call an overconfident rooster?

**c**...**
Thank you I will unfortunately be here all week.

What do you call a rooster drawing a doodle?

c**...-a-doodle-do!

What do you call a rooster who's wife sleeps around?

A cluck.

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a turkey?

A cockgobbler.

My roommate told me a rooster pecked him in the eye when he was a kid...

I always thought he looked a little cockeyed.

What does a rooster say?

c**...-a-doodle-do
What does a dyslexic rooster say?
Doodle-doodle-c**...
What does a gay rooster say?
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Any-cockle-do

My grandpa told me this one today

There was a boy who lived on a farm. He decided that he wanted to pull an Easter prank. So the next morning he went into the hen house and swapped out all the eggs for colorful Easter eggs. When the rooster came in he took one look at the eggs and then immediate ran and killed the peacock.
Not the best joke but it made me chuckle

I dressed up like a giant rooster and scared my wife.

Apparently she doesn't like boo c**....

I was sick of my alarm clock so I bought a rooster...

But now I'm starting to think I got a gay rooster. Instead of saying "c**...-a-doodle-doo" in the morning, he says "any-cockle-doo"

What would be the offspring of a v**... and a rooster?

A foxy chick.

From my 8 year old daughter. How do you make a rooster fly?

Chicken wings

What does a sick rooster say?

c**...-a-doodle-choo!!!

A farmer trained his rooster to peel the husks off of corn

What a c**...-shucker

After all exhaustive, unsuccessful search for a mate, what did the gay rooster say?

"At this point, any c**...'ll doodle do."

What do you call a rooster who's abusive to his kids?

An egg beater

chinese new years

2009. Ox
2010. Tiger.
2011. Rabbit.
2012. Dragon.
2013. Snake.
2014. Horse.
2015. Goat.
2016. Monkey.
2017. Rooster.
2018. Dog.
2019. Pig.
2020. Rat.
2021. Ox.
All served with rice or chips, bat and pangolin scale sauce £1.00 extra.

Which came first; the chicken or the egg?

Trick question! It was the rooster.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A: The Rooster

Which came first, the chicken or the egg

Well since there is an egg, the rooster did

A Rooster With No Feathers on His r**... Walks into a Bar.....

Bartender: Can I help you?
Bird: I understand you have cocktails

What did the contrarian rooster say?

Cockle-Doodle-Don't.

What did the the desperate gay rooster say?

Any-c**...'ll do!

I once went to climb Mount Everest...

... came across a local village farmer who said he had a rooster that could lay eggs.
I said, How is that possible?
He said, Himalayan Rooster
P.S I told that joke to a farm girl today and to all the other ag folk who clapped it made my day. Even if there's only two of you with enough cell service to have read it and laughed.

Why are firetrucks red?

Why are firetrucks red?
Well because firetrucks have six wheels, six is half a dozen. Usually when someone is using half a dozen and a dozen, they are referring to eggs. Eggs come from chickens, a male chicken is a rooster, roosters are often on steeples, steeples are are tall, like a mast on a ship, ships go on the sea, in the sea there are fish and fish have fins and the Fins fought the Soviets and the soviet flag is red.

How many roosters does it take to fertilize an egg?

A c**...-er-two'll-do!
Just heard this for the first time. And while on acid I laughed for two hours at this joke so I had to post it here

President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were being shown separately around an experimental farm

When Mrs. Coolidge came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day."
Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by."
When the President came by the henhouse, the guide dutifully told him what his wife had said.
"Same hen every time?" the President asked.
"Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time."
The President nodded his head. "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."

Physics joke

A physicist and his son go to a petting zoo. They come up on this animal and of course the physicist asks his son what it is. The son says "Daddy thats a rooster!", the physicist shakes his head "Son, its a lambda".

A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"

"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.
"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."
When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."
This makes the blonde furious. "Calm down," says the brunette. "Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."

What does a duck say when he is trying to be a rooster?

Quack. He's just a duck

I tried incubating some chicks but turns out my rooster is sterile.

Oh well.
No harm, no fowl.

Why is the rooster France's national emblem?

It's the only bird that still sings when it's standing on a s**... pile.
Happy Bastille Day!

I saw a woman taking her pet for a walk

But I couldn't tell if it was a dog or a rooster.
I walked up to her and said "excuse me, can I ask what kind of pet that is?"
The woman replied "he's a cocker spaniel"
So I guess she didn't know either.

Rooster joke, I saw a woman taking her pet for a walk

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