Roost Jokes
24 roost jokes and hilarious roost puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about roost that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Roost Short Jokes
Short roost jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roost humour may include short roast jokes also.
- I had my hair styled on top of a chicken coop today and the barber did a great job! It really was A Cut Above the roost
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Roost One Liners
Which roost one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roost? I can suggest the ones about roar and croak.
- What do you call a man with a bird roosting in his ear? Ernest
- Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie.
- What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
Roost beef.
Roost Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about roost you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cluck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roost pranks.
What does a rooster say?
c**...-a-doodle-do
What does a dyslexic rooster say?
Doodle-doodle-c**...
What does a gay rooster say?
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Any-cockle-do
A rooster smokes m**... and walks in a circle. What is the name for the ratio of the circumference of that circle to its diameter?
Chicken p**... pi
Why did the rooster buy mittens?
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold.
I'll leave now
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He saw a sign that said "Chicken strips for a buck"!
A Rooster With No Feathers on His r**... Walks into a Bar.....
Bartender: Can I help you?
Bird: I understand you have cocktails
Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
How did the rooster meet the hen?
Chicken tinder....
Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?
becuase his peckers on his head
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some pretty hot chicks at KFC.
Where does a rooster invest his money
In chicken stock!
Reposted for spelling
Why did the rooster hide the menu from his wife?
He was looking at Chicken breast.
How many roosters does it take to fertilize an egg?
A c**...-er-two'll-do!
Just heard this for the first time. And while on acid I laughed for two hours at this joke so I had to post it here
Why is the rooster France's national emblem?
It's the only bird that still sings when it's standing on a s**... pile.
Happy Bastille Day!
Roosters have the right idea.
They wake up screaming.
If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down?
Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!
Two roosters go to a s**... club...
... The first says to the second: "Are you a leg or a breast man?"
How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?
A lot of good yolks!
What do you get when you come across a Rooster, a poodle, and a ghost?
c**...-a-Poodle-Boo!!!
Roosters
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared.
The man somewhat nervously said, I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.
Suit yourself, the farmer replied, the hens are round the back.
Why didn't the Rooster go on the Roller Coaster?
He was chicken...
How does a rooster kiss his girlfriend?
With his p**...