Roomba Jokes

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Funniest Roomba Short Jokes

Short roomba jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roomba humour may include short robotic jokes also.

1. That CIA surveillance leak sure is scary I hope my Roomba doesn't start gathering dirt on me
2. My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it. Nature abhors a vacuum.
3. My mom asked me to paint her room for her. Apparently duct taping spray paint cans to a roomba Is not helping and why we don't love you anymore
4. My Roomba just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped. This is how the war between humans and robots begins
5. The Urdu word for 'rag' is 'taki'. I asked my mom how she manages to clean the house so well. She said, 'Taki taki, taki taki, Roomba!'
6. I left my front door open and my Roomba got out, and now I can't find it. What are the consequences of this? It has no natural predators... Nature abhors a vacuum
7. What's the difference between a feminist and a Roomba? A Roomba actually swallows instead of spitting out
8. Me before quarantine, watching Castaway: Really... He's best friends with a ball?? **Me, during quarantine:** Look at you go Roomba, you crazy son of a b**...!
9. I like my women like my Roomba Ready to s**... anywhere anytime, without any strings attached.
10. What does Roomba have in common with your Mom? They both s**... my hard wood throughout the day.

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Roomba One Liners

Which roomba one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roomba? I can suggest the ones about vacuum and hoover.

1. Even when your Roomba doesn't work anymore it still collects dust.
2. I recently decided to sell my old Roomba. All it was doing was gathering dust.
3. I bought a Roomba... and now it does nothing but sits there and collect dust.
4. I was fooling around with my new Roomba... I guess you could call it nice, clean fun.
5. What comes after dirty dancing? Roomba
6. What do you call a roomba that can drive? A vroomba.
7. My robotic vacuum's battery died... I had to search roomba room for it.
8. Bought a roomba Named it after my wife so I can finally say my wife cleans.
9. Why did Mary need to vacuum? There was no roomba at the inn.
10. they have a Roomba now that can clean stairs which s**... on so many levels
11. What do you say to the Roomba which ate your homework It s**...!

Fun-Filled Roomba Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about roomba you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roomba pranks.