Room Temperature Jokes
32 room temperature jokes and hilarious room temperature puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about room temperature that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Room Temperature Short Jokes
Short room temperature jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The room temperature humour may include short temperature jokes also.
- In what way is ice cream like a first date? You're a psychopath if you eat either at room temperature.
- What do a neckbeard and a cold beverage have in common? They get sweaty sitting at room temperature.
- My new thermos is incredible... Four days ago I filled it with room temperature water, and it's *still* room temperature.
- Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature.
- [WARNING, spoilers ahead!] 1.) Storing milk at room temperature
2.) Grandparents
3.) Black people in a movie theatre - I like my women like I like my cheese Blue, a little below room temperature, and easy to slice
- At the age of 94, my grandma is like a fine wine... She's best just left on her side at around room temperature.
- Bad joke Many Europeans think they are cool
Of course, it depends on their room temperature. - I like my Scotch like I like my women. Room temperature.
And you were thinking 12 years old.
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Room Temperature One Liners
Which room temperature one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with room temperature? I can suggest the ones about thermometer and house warming.
- A necrophiliac would say: "I like my coffee like I like my women... room temperature.
- My IQ really is room temperature Its 120F please help me i'm dying
- I quit smoking cold turkey. I now let it sit at room temperature for 30 minutes first.
- No matter what temperature your room is.. ..it is always room temperature
- You think you're cool... But you're just room temperature.
- I like my soda like I like my women Flat and room temperature.
- What is the room temperature on Tatooine? Lukewarm
- You have a room temperature IQ - if the room is in Antarctica.
- He has an IQ of room temperature.
- The only thing that bakes at room temperature. Stoners.
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What funny jokes about room temperature you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cold outside jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make room temperature pranks.
A nurse is working in the office
A rather incompetent nurse is working in her employer's office when she notices how chilly it is. She turns to the doctor and asks "Should I turn up the temperature in here?" The doctor- a very short-tempered man- says "I don't know. It all depends on what type of clothing our customers are wearing," in an attempt to brush her off. The nurse replies, "Well, what type of clothes are they wearing?" Irritated, the doctor peers out into the waiting room. He replies, "My patients are wearing thin."
Stats joke..
Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket.
The physicist says, "I know what to do! We must cool down the materials until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the fire will go out."
The chemist says, "No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of oxygen so that the fire will go out due to lack of one of the reactants."
While the physicist and chemist debate what course to take, they both are alarmed to see the statistician running around the room starting other fires. They both scream, "What are you doing?"
To which the statistician replies, "Trying to get an adequate sample size.
Ol' Mr Periwinkle
Ol' Mr. Periwinkle was the nastiest, meanest patient in the hospital. So one day, Betty, the head nurse, decided to try and cheer him up. She brings him a beautiful bouquet of flowers and sets them down on his bedside table. Mean old Mr. Periwinkle promptly picks them up, throws them up against the wall, breaks the vase and flowers go everywhere. Betty patiently cleans up the mess and leaves the room. Later in the day, Betty comes back in and says to Mr. Periwinkle, "It's time to take your temperature, Mr. Periwinkle." He grumpily opens his mouth but Betty says, "No, not this time Mr. Periwinkle. We have to check it in the other end this time." Grumbling, Mr. Periwinkle turns over and sticks his rear end up in the air. Betty sticks it in and leaves the room. A while later, Dr. Brown is walking past Mr. Periwinkles room and looks in. He does a double take and walks in his room. "Mr. Periwinkle, what are you doing?" he says. "Oh that old nurse is taking my temperature." he replies. To which Dr. Brown says, "With a daisy?"