Room Jokes

• Short Room Jokes
• Room One Liners
• Walks Into A Room Jokes
• Living Room Jokes
• Waiting Room Jokes
• Hotel Room Jokes
• Operating Room Jokes
• More Room Jokes

Funniest Room Short Jokes

Short room jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The room humour may include short suite jokes also.

1. A man in an interrogation room says I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present. Cop: You are the lawyer.
   Lawyer: Exactly, so where's my present?
2. I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed devil itself... my wife rushes through the room and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, FRANK"
3. How many trans women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, and you don't even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl, and she'll brighten up the room instantly.
4. I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan...
5. I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said thank you. I said don't mention it.
6. How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Two.
   One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
7. How do you make a room full of epileptics go nut? Ask someone with parkingsons disease to turn off the lights
8. My son asked me, Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge? I smiled and said, Sure..." "But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.
9. It was 11 years ago today that my pal Joey came running out of that room shouting it's a boy it's a boy with tears streaming down his face. We never went back to Thailand.
10. "It's a boy", David shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, David came running out of the room. And never visited Bangkok again.

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Room One Liners

Which room one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with room? I can suggest the ones about hotel and paces.

1. Pun enters a room, kills 10 people Pun in, 10 dead
2. I put a black hole in my living room. It's great. Really pulls the room together.
3. Two introverts walk into a room... One leaves
4. Got a new roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other.
5. From my 7-year-old: What room are zombie not allowed in? The living room.
6. If there is an elephant in the room and nobody notices is it irrelephant?
7. Do you suffer from anxiety that an intruder may be hiding in your room? You're not alone.
8. My five year old's joke: What do you call a sausage in a room with a hungry wolf? A wolf.
9. What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room
10. What room doesn't have ghosts? Living room.
11. A pun walks into a room and kills ten people Pun in, ten dead
12. What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument? Good bi-den
13. Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless
14. Chuck Norris had a nightmare The nightmare ran into its moms room crying
15. I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better.

Walks Into A Room Jokes

Here is a list of funny walks into a room jokes and even better walks into a room puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My daughters boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes... Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing.
• A photon walks into a hotel and orders a room. The bellhop asks, Can I carry your baggage to your room for you? The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
• I'm so proud of my son I asked him what the sound of one hand clapping is. He said "dunno" and walked off to his room, but I can hear him trying to figure it out.
• So, Schrödinger walks into a vet with his cat. The nurse takes the cat, goes into the room, and comes out 10 minutes later. "Sir, we have good news and bad news."
• A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, Sorry ma'am, I forgot what room I'm in, can you help me?
  The receptionist replies, No problem, sir. This is the lobby.
• I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.
• A patient walks into a therapist's room Patient: I'm scared of single letters.
  Therapist: Oh? Why?
  Patient: *screams*
  Therapist: Oh. Oh, I see.
  Patient: *screaming intensifies*
• I asked my new girlfriend when her birthday was.. She said March 1st, So i walked round the room and asked her again...
• Username walks into a hotel... And asks for a room. A few days later he leaves.
  I guess you could say,
  Username checks out.
• I walked into my wife's room and told a joke. It was so good, even the closet laughed.

Living Room Jokes

Here is a list of funny living room jokes and even better living room puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My ex is like the Mona Lisa It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room
• I just murdered a tree and put its decorated corpse on display in my living room. For Jesus.
• I bought a christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself. I said, "No, I'll probably put it in the living room"
• What's that one room zombies can never enter? the LIVING room
• I'm in a room with Trump, Hillary and a gun and I'm allowed to legally shoot one of them. Whoever lives becomes president. Who do I shoot? Myself.
• What room can't a skeleton enter? The living room.
• There's a father and a son sitting in their living room. The son asked, "What's it like to have the greatest son in the world?"
  The father replied, "I don't know, you'll have to ask your grandpa"
• When I told my mother I wanted to put the Christmas tree up myself... she suggested that I should put it up in the living room instead.
• I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy said, "Are you gonna put it up yourself?"
  I said, "No, I was thinking the living room."
• What's the only room in a house that doesn't have ghosts? The living room

Waiting Room Jokes

Here is a list of funny waiting room jokes and even better waiting room puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I went on a job interview for a security guard. After spending 12 hours in the waiting room... ...they hired me.
• I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting. I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located.
• Whenever I'm at the therapist's waiting room, I stand in one corner and blow air at people. Everyone hates it, but I'm a fan.
• A nurse comes in and tells a doc... ..."there's a man in the waiting room that thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?"
  Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
• Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.'
  Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'
• What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? "You're going to have to be a little patient"
• An invisible man was in the waiting room. "Your patient is here, doctor," the nurse said.
  The doctor replied, "Tell him I can't see him right now."
• My girlfriend wanted to do doctor roleplaying. I sat in the waiting room for about an hour while she saw two other patients who came in after me.
• What's the difference between young girls and photographs? After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
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Hotel Room Jokes

Here is a list of funny hotel room jokes and even better hotel room puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the Russian billionaire say when checking in at a hotel? I'd like a room on the first floor, please.
• I returned to my hotel after an evening of drinking, so I went to the front desk. Excuse me, I don't remember what room I'm in. I said. No problem, said the receptionist. You're in the lobby.
• Sad news for music lovers today.... Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.
• Why did the Russian oligarch sign up for the draft? Because going to the front line was safer than trying to open his hotel room window.
• What did the regular hotel room say to the fancy hotel room Oh suite!
  This was made up by my 11 year old son, I thought it was fist bump worthy.
• Frenchman in a hotel. A french man calls the room service and asks for some "pepper".
  "Well ... would you like some white pepper or black pepper?" asks the receptionist.
  "Toilet pepper."
• What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
• Tight pants are like a cheap hotel... No ball room
• I'm starting to have second thoughts about the hotel room I booked at the Indian Casino this weekend. simply put, I'm having reservations about my reservation on the reservation.
• I slept with 4 girls last night... And the floor of the hotel room killed my back.

Operating Room Jokes

Here is a list of funny operating room jokes and even better operating room puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "We're losing him!" shouted the physician assistant halfway through the surgery "Not on my watch!" shouted the surgeon.
  And he runs out of the operating room.
• What did one doctor say to to other who was taking too long in the operating room? "Would you hurry it up, I am losing my patients!"
• Elevator operator seems like a decent career field Heard there's a lot of room to move up
• Operating rooms should be called gash stations.
• As I got into the operating room, my surgeon said it was a big day for the both of us... He said, "Congratulations! This is my first surgery and your last!"
• I was working hard in the operating room during a heart transplant when the nurse asks me "What are you doing?" I just keep chanting "Kali Ma! Kali Ma!"
• A new doctor came out of the operating room... ... Knelt down, raised his arms, looked heaven wards and said loudly:
  "O Mother Goddess! please accept my first sacrificial offering"
• Why was the patient happy? He left the operating room in stitches.
• Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.

Playful Room Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about room you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean floor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make room pranks.