The Best 12 Rook Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rook jokes. There are some rook pawn jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rook chess puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rook Jokes and Puns

A chess joke: What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?

Rooks can only move in straight lines, whereas bishops have sex with kids.

What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?

A rook moves in straight lines and a bishop has sex with young boys.

A Chess Shop

A man walks into a chess shop, and going over to the small asian manager, he asks if he can purchase a piece.

The manager says, "Oh sure. Take a rook."

Rook joke, A Chess Shop

My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.

Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"

He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."

A rookie cop pulls a car over, and walks up to the driver.

The driver rolls his window down, and the cop says, "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

The driver looks at the cop, who is about his son's age, and responds, "No officer. I thought for sure that you would know."

A rookie cop is sent to monitor a speed trap for hours...

Finally near the end of his shift a car blows by at 80 mph. He pulls over a teenager and tells him, "I waited all day for you to get here."

The teenager replies: "I got here as fast as I could."

Chess is actually quite easy...

Knight takes Rook, King takes Queen, and Bishop molests the Pawns.

Rook joke, Chess is actually quite easy...

What's the difference between a rook and a bishop?

A rook moves horizontally and vertically.
A bishop molests altar boys.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

So a rookie cop see someone speeding

" I see someone speeding. I just pulled them over. What should I do. "

" Is it the blonde? "

" Yes. "

" Pull your pants down and ask her to do a breathalyzer test. "

The rookie cop does what he is told.

The blonde gets on her knees and says.

" Not this again. "

Why did the rookie technician allow a German zeppelin to fly over Allied airspace?

It was just a blimp on the radar.

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I was speaking to a Chinese guy, he said I just bought a Crows shop, I said don't you mean a clothes shop?? he replied, no come and have a Rook...

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