Rooftop Jokes
23 rooftop jokes and hilarious rooftop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rooftop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a good chuckle from up above? Check out this article for some hilarious rooftop jokes that will have you laughing from the attic in no time. With jokes related to rooftop bars, skyscrapers, and even Superwoman, this collection is sure to impress!
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Funniest Rooftop Short Jokes
Short rooftop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rooftop humour may include short house roof jokes also.
- Why didn't the security guard want to work at the rooftop bank? Because he was scared of heists.
- Two antennas met on a rooftop... ...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
- My friend opened a rooftop pub and wanted to make it the best in the business. He wanted to set the bar really high.
- I could have sworn I heard an Italian fellow running on my rooftop... But I reckon it was just an Auditore hallucination.
- What's the best thing about attending a rooftop party at the Ritz-Carlton with the leader of Russia? Putin on the Ritz
- I did a play where the kid on the rooftop told their dad they were suicidal. The dad says "Hi suicidal. I'm Dad."
- I went to one those secret New York City rooftop concerts last night. Seeing FIDLAR on the roof was great!
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Rooftop One Liners
Which rooftop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rooftop? I can suggest the ones about dog on roof and roofer.
- I bought a rooftop tent for my Ford SUV I like living on the Edge
- Why did the man open a rooftop bar? He wanted to have drinks on the house.
- A man walks onto a rooftop bar. Gets a beer on the house.
Laughter Rooftop Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about rooftop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean loft jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rooftop pranks.
Jesus, Moses, and an old bearded guy are playing golf...
Moses steps up first and lands his ball in a water hazard. He then proceeds to part the water where the ball is and lands it in the hole.
Jesus hits his ball and also lands it in the water hazard. So he walk on the water, picks it up, places it on a nearby lily pad and also lands it in the hole.
Now the old bearded guy steps up and just hits the ball with all his strength. The ball goes flying! It then proceeds to hit a nearby rooftop, bounce along the grass and land on a lily pad. A frog appears and eats the golf ball. Then out of nowhere a bird picks up the frog in its talons and flies off. As the bird flies over the green, the frog spits out the ball and it manages to land the ball in the hole...
After witnessing this Moses turns towards Jesus and says, "I hate playing with your dad."
Stan Lee stopped by my rooftop apartment to check out my comic collection. Things were fine until he saw my pet parrots; he suddenly started blubbering! I pointed out there were parrots in the foyer as well, & they didn't affect him. For some reason, only my parrots upset him. Now I'm wondering...
...why do birds sadden Lee up here?
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This is the story of a man named Jack.
Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help j**...?
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Why did the news j**... always insist on meeting his girlfriend at rooftop patios?
Because he always had to be up-to-date.
Two people are in an insane asylum.
There are two people in an insane asylum. One day they decide they are going to try and escape. They both go on the the roof and see the city. Over there is freedom one of them says. One of them jumps over to another rooftop and tells the other one to jump over too, but he refuses because he is scared. The one that jumped has a flashlight and says I'll shine it across and you can walk over here. The other one says What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across .
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Two patients are trying to escape a mental hospital
They devise a plan to get up to the rooftop and jump from one building to another. When they get there, the first patient jumps across to the next building with ease, but his friend was scared that he wouldn't make it if he jumped. The first patient thinks for a while then comes up with an plan.
P1: "I know! I'll just shine my flashlight to you and you can use the beam to walk towards me."
The second patient thinks for a moment and replies :
"What am I, s**...? You'll just turn the light of when I get halfway across."
2 guys locked in a lunatic asylum.
See, there were 2 guys locked in a lunatic asylum. One night, they decided to escape. They made it up to the rooftop, across this narrow gap, they see rooftops. Stretching out into freedom.
The first guy, he jumps across no problem. But his friend, nope, afraid of falling. First guy thinks of an idea, he says "hey, i got this flashlight with me, I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me!"
The 2nd guy says, "what do you think i am, crazy? you'll just turn it off when i'm half way across!"
*source, the joker tells batman this joke, batman laughs w/ him for the first time. *
Two crazy men escape from an asylum, through a roof top.
The first man jumps across to the next rooftop, and tells the other "There's plenty of roof tops. We can go pretty far if we keep jumping through em' like this."
The second one is afraid of falling. "No way man! I don't want to fall and die."
The first one then grabs a flashlight, shines it across the gap between rooftops and says "Here, you can walk across safely now."
The second one then responds, "You think I'm crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway there!"
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A guy drank some magic beer
A man sat alone at the bar of a rooftop club. Soon another man sat beside him and asked him what he was drinking.
"Magic beer." the man said.
"What do you mean by magic beer?" the new arrival asked.
The magic beer drinker took 2 gulps of beer and jumped off the building. He flew around the rooftop a few times and landed back on his stool.
"That was incredible!" the other man said.
The new arrival eagerly took some gulps of the magic beer and jumped off the roof. He plummeted 15 stories to his death.
"You know, you're a real d**... when you're drunk, Superman." said the spectating bartender.
A blonde and a redhead watch the news...
A blonde woman and a redhead woman went to lunch. They had
to wait for their table so they sat in the bar and had a drink. The
TV was on and they noticed the news was showing a man on a
rooftop threatening to jump. The redhead told the blonde "I
bet you 50 bucks he jumps." The blonde replied "You're on."
Sure enough the man jumped, so the blonde starts to dig out her
money.
The redhead felt kind of bad so she said "That's okay, I
cheated. I saw this on the 10 o'clock news last night." The
blonde turned to her and said "Well so did I, but I didn't think
he would jump twice in a row!"
