Roofing Nails Jokes
13 roofing nails jokes and hilarious roofing nails puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about roofing nails that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Roofing Nails Short Jokes
Short roofing nails jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roofing nails humour may include short roofing jokes also.
- What does a wife and a tin roof have in common? You better nail both of 'em good or they'll end up at the neighbor's house.
- What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane? If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
- A woman is like the roof of a shed. If you don't nail them hard enough, they'll go next door.
- politically awesome A white construction worker fell off a high roof into sure death but with his white privilege luckily he got stuck with his eye on a nail.
- Women's g**... are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door
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Roofing Nails One Liners
Which roofing nails one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roofing nails? I can suggest the ones about roof shingle and nails.
- How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a sandwich to the roof.
- s**... at the construction site I saw a guy on roof nailing some hot shingles.
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What funny jokes about roofing nails you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean roofer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roofing nails pranks.
Google really does spy on us
This is why I don't trust smartphones. My friend and I were talking about repairing his roof over the next week, because the recent storm took off a few portions. The next day I saw advertisements all over Facebook telling me there are hot shingles in my area looking to get nailed.
A rookie carpenter is on his first day of a new job...
The foreman greets him at the job site and tells him his first task will be to nail some sheathing on a roof. The rookie grabs a hammer and nails and gets to work.
The foreman watches the rookie work for a while, and when he's finished he calls him over. The foreman says, "I think your nickname in this jobsite will be 'lightning'." The rookies face lit up, and he asked, "Why's that? Am I faster than everybody else?"
The foreman shakes his head and says, "No, it's because you never strike twice in the same place ."
Two Irishmen are nailing a floor
Patty picks up a nail, looks at it and throws it away. He picks up another, looks at it and throws it away as well. m**... sees him and asks what he's doing.
Patty - Them nails were no good, they were upside down.
m**... - You idiot, save those ones for the roof...
My account said I'm crazy for investing all my money in my idea of building a business that offers a boxing gym, a dentist, and a manicurist all under one roof.
But I told him I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it. Now if I could just think of a clever name for it, I'd be all set.
Sven And olaf
Sven and Olaf are repairing the roof on the barn, Olaf hammers a few nails, then throws one over his shoulder, pounds a few more and throws another away. He keeps doing this till Sven sees him and asks "Olaf vhy do you keep trowing avay the nails?" Olaf replies " ah there are so many facing the wrong vay" "ufda!" Sven yells " Vad Fan? pucko, they are for the odder side of the roof!!"
