Roofing Jokes

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Funniest Roofing Short Jokes

Short roofing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roofing humour may include short roofer jokes also.

1. I've started a business selling prayer mats which are also trampolines... Prophets are going through the roof.
2. I was disappointed to have to pay for my new roof they promised me it would be on the house
3. I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
4. Two antennae get married on a roof The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!
5. Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
6. My landlord yelled at me today because my heating bill is through the roof and that he's going to have to come over soon to discuss a solution. I told him my door is always open.
7. What did a physics teacher say to calm down a student who wanted to jump off the roof? Don't do that, you have so much potential!
8. A physicist is walking along a road when she looks up at a tall building... She sees a man on the roof getting ready to jump and shouts out to him, "Don't do it, you have so much potential!"
9. Help! I'm stuck on Rick Astley's roof He took away the ladder and said he is never gonna let me down.
10. Some nights I just lie down and stare up at the stars and I wonder what happened to my roof

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Roofing One Liners

Which roofing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roofing? I can suggest the ones about house roof and roof shingle.

1. A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. Oof
2. What's the cheapest part of a house? The roof tiles, because they're on the house.
3. You think gas prices are expensive, have you seen chimney? They're through the roof.
4. My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof.
5. I started a boat business in the attic. The sails are going through the roof
6. How does Santa know if he lands on a Jewish house? There's a parking meter on the roof.
7. How did the guy in roblox die? He fell through the r-OOF
8. I've just fallen through the roof of a French bakery... Now I'm in a world of pain.
9. How do you get a blonde on a roof? Tell her drinks are on the house.
10. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
11. Why do blondes prefer to buy cars with sun roof? Because there's more leg room.
12. Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory. There's de Brie everywhere
13. I once tried a bungee jumping cord to the roof of the school. I got suspended
14. I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. Where the HECK is my roof?!
15. Two cats are stuck on a roof. Which one falls off first? One with the smaller mew.

Roofing Nails Jokes

Here is a list of funny roofing nails jokes and even better roofing nails puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does a wife and a tin roof have in common? You better nail both of 'em good or they'll end up at the neighbor's house.
• What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane? If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
• How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a sandwich to the roof.
• A woman is like the roof of a shed. If you don't nail them hard enough, they'll go next door.
• politically awesome A white construction worker fell off a high roof into sure death but with his white privilege luckily he got stuck with his eye on a nail.
• Women's g**... are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door
• s**... at the construction site I saw a guy on roof nailing some hot shingles.

Giggle-Inducing Roofing Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about roofing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean falling off roof jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roofing pranks.