Roofies Jokes

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Funniest Roofies Short Jokes

Short roofies jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roofies humour may include short cocoa jokes also.

1. I put a roofie in my wife's drink last night. It was AWESOME. I played PS4 for five hours straight without anyone asking me to do anything.
2. I bought a girl a drink at the bar. It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend.
   But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie.
3. Somebody must have roofied my drink last night. I woke up at 4:00 this morning with an irresistible urge to go hammer some shingles.
4. Bill Cosby may have been convicted, sentenced to prison, and end up bankrupt... But at least he'll always have a roofie over his head.
5. Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O? Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
6. You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...unless you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times.
7. As i glazed into her eyes, my knees got weak and I could feel the butterflies in my stomach.... I knew right then and there..... I had roofied the wrong glass!
8. Whats the difference between Apple and Bill Cosby? When you get roofied by Cosby you'll probably recover from it.
9. Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new restaurant? It's called Roofy Tuesday's and for the ladies, all drinks are on the house.
10. You guys remembered who voiced Fat Albert right? Probably not since he most likely roofied your drink.

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Roofies One Liners

Which roofies one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roofies? I can suggest the ones about addictive and mammary.

1. My boyfriend's so ugly... ... I put the roofies in my drinks myself.
2. What do you call noodles cooked with roofies? Forgetti Spaghetti
3. Have you heard about Bill Cosby's new restaurant? It's called Roofy Tuesday's.
4. How do you date a building? Slip it a roofie and sneak in the back door.
5. What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it? Forget-me-knots!
6. What's Peter Pan's favorite drug? Roofie-ooooooooo
7. I think I'm addicted to roofies... I can't remember though
8. Bill Cosby Harvey Weinstein Road Movie "Fiddlers on the roofies"
9. My dad said it was love at first sight My mom said it was roofies
10. What do you get when you add roofies to a cosmopolitan? A Cosbypolitan
11. TIfu by giving my dog roofies To help with his barking.
12. What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby.
13. What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream? Ten Roofies.
14. I hate roofies, I have to do all the work.
15. There are plenty of fish in the sea And I've got roofies for all of them.

Howlingly Hilarious Roofies Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about roofies you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jello jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roofies pranks.