The Best 26 Romney Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Romney jokes. There are some romney huckabee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Romney Jokes and Puns

Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him...

Which is kind of ironic — that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.

So Obama calls Romney....

And says, I got good news and bad news. Romney says "What is it?" Obama says "Well the good news is I think it's time for a Mormon president." "That's great Barack! What's the bad news?" Obama chuckles and says "My baptism is next Sunday"

I heard hookers are now offering the "Romney" for $1,000.

It includes every position.

Romney joke, I heard hookers are now offering the "Romney" for $1,000.

Mitt Romney was in my dream last night...

Real dream. We were at the airport, and as we boarded the plane I turned to him and said "Aww, c'mon man, you named your plane Airforce 1%?"

Romney was asked about the Chinese going to the moon...

He responded that when they are up there, they will be able to see the flag we planted over 40 years ago. This is a pretty clever comeback. But the last laugh is on us. The US flags are now all beached white due to the unprotected exposure to the sun's UV radiation. This means the Chinese will think the French made it first.


Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.



Obama has suspended fundraising
activities

Postby Jack Flash » Sep 22 2012
10:12:03 am
In light of Mitt Romney's recent
statements to the press, Obama has
Obama has suspended fund raising
activities.


In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him.

Romney joke, 

Obama has suspended fundraising 
activities

Postby Jack Flash » Sep 22 2012 
10:12:03 am
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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

What's the difference between Obama supporters and Romney supporters?

Romney supporters sign their checks on the front. Obama supporters sign their checks on the back.

How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences.

I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said.

I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said.

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Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship...

Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!?

The answer: AMERICA!!!

HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE

Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of Hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately.

No power.

Mitt Romney : "8 Million Americans still have no power."

Obama: "8 Million and one."

Finally, I have something in common with Mitt Romney?

We'll both never be president.

Romney spent $750m to not be President...

I spent nothing for the same result. Who's the better business man now?

Romney joke, Romney spent $750m to not be President...

Sleeping with POTUS

The night before the election, Mitt Romney was very confident & told his Wife Ann; "...this time tomorrow night, you'll be sleeping with the
President of the United States". After Mitt's concession speech, they headed to bed. Ann was getting undressed when she asked,.."...so how does this work? Is Barrack coming over here or I'm supposed
to go over there?"

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and the former President of Mexico?

One is a fascist Mexican and the other is Felipe Caulderon


What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

I don't understand why people think Donald Trump is making republicans look bad...

Every time he speaks I appreciate Mitt Romney more and more.

Donald Trump is the most unifying voice in American politics.

When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

How many republicans does it take to get Donald Trump elected president?

The same amount that cost Romney and McCain the election.

What does Romney wear in the winter?

A pair of Mitts

What is it called when Mitt Romney and James Comey hang out?

A romcom.

What do you call a politician that keeps your hands warm?

Mitten Romney

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