Romeo Jokes

39 romeo jokes and hilarious romeo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about romeo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious Romeo jokes! From alfa romeo to phi jokes, this collection of puns and one-liners about Romeo and Juliet will have you cracking up. See if you can make it all the way to the end without hasta la vista-ing for a tissue.

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Funniest Romeo Short Jokes

Short romeo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The romeo humour may include short julius caesar jokes also.

  1. ...Then Juliet looked down from her balcony and said, "Its over Romeo,
    I have the high ground"
  2. Some consider romeo and juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
  3. What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.
  4. Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said 'Enter Juliet from behind'.
  5. "Will you be my Juliet and I will be your Romeo?" "Aww, you love me?"
    "No, I just thought the world would be better if we were both dead."
  6. Juliet hates it when people give her advice about relationships. It's not her first Romeo.
  7. They're making a new movie about a Palestinian Muslim who falls in love with a girl from Israel. It's called Romeo and Jewliet.
  8. Why did the fruit theatre company not pick the melon to star in Romeo and Juliette? Because it cantaloupe
  9. I'm banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions. It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]
  10. Q: Do you know the most favourite play of g**...?
    A: Romeo and Julius.

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Romeo One Liners

Which romeo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with romeo? I can suggest the ones about romaine and william shakespeare.

  1. Romeo & Juliet.doc... a play on Word.
  2. What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit? cantelope
  3. [Juliet looking down from balcony] "It's over Romeo, I have the high ground"
  4. What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Can't- elope!
  5. What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe.
  6. Romeo & Juliet.docx It's a play on Word
  7. What was Romeo and Juliet's just dessert? Cantaloupe.
  8. What tragic fruit resembles Romeo and Juliet? Cantaloupe
  9. If Romeo and Juliet were tuna... they would be Starkist lovers.
  10. Why was Romeo Meloncholy? Because Juliette Cantaloupe.
  11. What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons? They both cantaloupe.
  12. At the car dealership - Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa .
    - Romeo?
    - Juliet ?
  13. Oh Romeo, oh Romeo... I love you, no homeo
  14. How do you call a car designed for midgets? Half a Romeo.
    I'll show myself out.
  15. Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone, who's this?

Romeo And Juliet Jokes

Here is a list of funny romeo and juliet jokes and even better romeo and juliet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I want my life to be like Romeo and Juliet's! Ending in a s**....
  • Why did Romeo and Juliet break up? They were in a **toxic** relationship!
Romeo joke, Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

Uproarious Romeo Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about romeo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean romantic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make romeo pranks.

A mum, dad and their son walk into a pub.

After a few drinks, the dad jumps up onto a table and starts reciting quotes from Shakespeare to his wife. The wife joins in, and responds with, "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" Then they dramatically kiss, as the whole pub stops and watches.
The son lifts his face from his palms and says, "Please... mum, dad... you're making a scene".

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TIL That due to recent advancements with AI two computers identified themselves as mates, and even went as far as to set up a Romeo and Juliette style s**... pact...

They say they were so in love they finished each others sentiences.

Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet?

A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play."

Romeo joke, They're making a new movie about a Palestinian Muslim who falls in love with a girl from Israel.