The Best 23 Romeo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Romeo jokes. There are some romeo hasta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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...Then Juliet looked down from her balcony and said,

"Its over Romeo,

I have the high ground"

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...is a play on Word.

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

Romeo joke, What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love...

But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...

[Juliet looking down from balcony]

"It's over Romeo, I have the high ground"


What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?

One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.

Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater.

The script clearly said 'Enter Juliet from behind'.

Romeo joke, Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

A mum, dad and their son walk into a pub.

After a few drinks, the dad jumps up onto a table and starts reciting quotes from Shakespeare to his wife. The wife joins in, and responds with, "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" Then they dramatically kiss, as the whole pub stops and watches.

The son lifts his face from his palms and says, "Please... mum, dad... you're making a scene".

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Romeo & Juliet.docx

It's a play on Word

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What was Romeo and Juliet's just dessert?

Cantaloupe.

What tragic fruit resembles Romeo and Juliet?

Cantaloupe

If Romeo and Juliet were tuna...

they would be Starkist lovers.

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Why was Romeo Meloncholy?

Because Juliette Cantaloupe.

Romeo joke, Why was Romeo Meloncholy?

TIL That due to recent advancements with AI two computers identified themselves as mates, and even went as far as to set up a Romeo and Juliette style suicide pact...

They say they were so in love they finished each others sentiences.

Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet?

A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play."

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.


They're making a new movie about a Palestinian Muslim who falls in love with a girl from Israel.

It's called Romeo and Jewliet.

Why did the fruit theatre company not pick the melon to star in Romeo and Juliette?

Because it cantaloupe

I'm banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.

It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]

At the car dealership

- Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa .
- Romeo?
- Juliet ?

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