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"Its over Romeo,
I have the high ground"
But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
"It's over Romeo, I have the high ground"
One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.
The script clearly said 'Enter Juliet from behind'.
Can't- elope!
"Aww, you love me?"
"No, I just thought the world would be better if we were both dead."
Cantaloupe.
It's not her first Romeo.
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe
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they would be Starkist lovers.
A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play."
They both cantaloupe.
- Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa .
- Romeo?
- Juliet ?
It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]
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