Romeo And Juliet Jokes

Funniest Romeo And Juliet Short Jokes

Short romeo and juliet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The romeo and juliet humour may include short romeo jokes also.

1. ...Then Juliet looked down from her balcony and said, "Its over Romeo,
   I have the high ground"
2. Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
3. What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.
4. Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said 'Enter Juliet from behind'.
5. "Will you be my Juliet and I will be your Romeo?" "Aww, you love me?"
   "No, I just thought the world would be better if we were both dead."
6. Juliet hates it when people give her advice about relationships. It's not her first Romeo.
7. I'm banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions. It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]

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Romeo And Juliet One Liners

Which romeo and juliet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with romeo and juliet? I can suggest the ones about julius caesar and william shakespeare.

1. [Juliet looking down from balcony] "It's over Romeo, I have the high ground"
2. What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Can't- elope!
3. What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe.
4. What was Romeo and Juliet's just dessert? Cantaloupe.
5. What tragic fruit resembles Romeo and Juliet? Cantaloupe
6. If Romeo and Juliet were tuna... they would be Starkist lovers.
7. What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons? They both cantaloupe.
8. At the car dealership - Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa .
   - Romeo?
   - Juliet ?
9. Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone, who's this?
10. I want my life to be like Romeo and Juliet's! Ending in a s**....
11. Why did Romeo and Juliet break up? They were in a **toxic** relationship!

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