Rome Jokes

• Short Rome Jokes
• Rome One Liners
• When In Rome Jokes
• Ancient Rome Jokes
• Fall Of Rome Jokes
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Funniest Rome Short Jokes

Short rome jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rome humour may include short roads jokes also.

1. In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison... Poison I, II, III, would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
   However poison IV would make you really itchy.
2. Two nuns are riding bicycles through the streets of Rome. "I've never come this way before" says the first nun.
   The second nun replies: "It's the cobblestones."
3. In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.
4. I asked the B-52s where i could find a Pope They told me "Rome if you want two!" Had to break the news about benedict to them.
5. I read about how in ancient Rome gladiators had a layer of fat to protect them in combat. I'm gonna start telling people I have the body of a gladiator.
6. Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome . One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before." The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones." 
7. What's the difference between a word that's spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy? One's a palindrome and one's a pal in Rome
8. The origin of CrossFit can be traced all the way back to ancient Rome. Take Jesus for example, he fit nicely on that cross.
9. A bunch of Romans walk into a bar in Rome, one Roman holds up two fingers to the barman.. 5 beers .
10. One American in Rome, Drinking beer at street cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him. American: Hello, do you understand English?
    Girl: only little.
    American: How much?
    Girl: Fifty dollars.

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Rome One Liners

Which rome one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rome? I can suggest the ones about pope and roman.

1. How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.
2. Why was math so easy in ancient Rome? x always equals 10
3. What is the proper way to explore Italy? You Rome.
4. How did kids in Ancient Rome get their hair cut? With little Caesar's.
5. What was the most common sandwich in Ancient Rome? A Plebeian J
6. How do you divide old Rome? Using a pair of Caesars.
7. What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune? Oh, Plebes.
8. How do you cut Rome in half? Use a pair of Ceasers
9. What do you call a sleepwalking bishop? A rome-ing catholic
10. When I lived in Rome I started a Blink-182 cover band... We called it Blink-CLXXXII
11. Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy? Because all the roads lead to Rome.
12. Why did Rome Fall? Because it slipped on some Greece.
13. What do you call a depressed tick from Rome? A hopeless Roman Tick
14. Did you know they didn't have smart phones in ancient Rome? They had tablets.
15. When in rome do what the romans do! when in vegas do what the vegans do!

When In Rome Jokes

Here is a list of funny when in rome jokes and even better when in rome puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said" thank god I'm not a real boy!!"
• During the Second World War, an Italian soldier is captured. But during the interrogation the stern son of Rome did not utter a word... because his hands were tied.
• At the request of my wife, I have placed an order for a box of ants to be shipped from Italy... She said we need more Rome ants in our relationship.
• I'm having some Italian grass put in my yard. Then I can mow Milan. Hopefully I can cut a pisa grass while I Rome around.
• Okay, so, I *had* an offensive joke I wanted to tell about Ancient Rome But I don't have the Gaul anymore...
• I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill... ..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.
• A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren't very supportive. They kept telling him to get with the times, New Roman.
• Me: Can I get XL shirts here? Ancient Rome Shopkeeper: Are you sure you want that many shirts?
• Did you hear about the new Netflix series? The one about a couple of poor female artists living in 1600s Rome? I think it's called Two Baroque Girls
• You know, I really liked the rule of Nero. Rome was pretty lit at the time.

Ancient Rome Jokes

Here is a list of funny ancient rome jokes and even better ancient rome puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The only way to cut ancient Rome in half is A pair of Caesars
• People are getting angry about an actor practicing cannibalism on a female actress during the production of an action movie set in ancient Rome. Personally, I'm gladiator.
• A man walks into a bar in Ancient Rome The bartender asks him how many bottles of wine he wants and he holds up a peace sign. The bartender brings him five bottles.
• Ancient Rome Two friends are talking:
  - you know how many girls i had?
  - mmm?
  - no, not that many...
• What did Ancient Rome cut their pizza with? Little Caesars.
• What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD? Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?
• How do you say no in ancient Rome? Latino
• What do you call a book about love in ancient Rome? A romans novel!
• Ancient Rome If a Vestal Non v**... were alive today she'd be rolling around in her grave.
• How Do You Get s**... in Ancient Rome? Start shouting Jehovah.

Fall Of Rome Jokes

Here is a list of funny fall of rome jokes and even better fall of rome puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Rain and Rome are close friends They both like to fall
• How did Rome fall? Rome was roaming, slipped on Greece and fell.

Cheerful Fun Rome Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about rome you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean when in rome jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rome pranks.