romantically Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious romantically puns

The funniest joke I've heard happen organically.

I was sat in front of a couple I didn't know on the bus who were arguing. The girl was asking why the guy never made more of an effort romantically, but he's saying that it doesn't come naturally to him to make these big gestures. She keeps angrily saying he needs to be more spontaneous.

He says "I'm a guy, I can't just turn it on like a tap."

She says "Force it!"

He says "Fine, I can't just turn it on like a faucet".

Unsurprisingly, this didn't help. Neither did it help that the guy in front of them cracked up and turned around for a high five.

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The wife and her husband...

The wife and her husband sat in their trailer watching a cooking show on TV, as the wife notice a romantically involved couple next door through the window. The couple was lying down on a blanket, the girl nibbled the boys ear and he had his hand inside her T-shirt. You don't need to be a brain surgeon to see where this would develop.
«I can not decide whether I want to watch them or the TV», the wife jokingly said to her husband.
«Watch them», the man replied dryly, «you already know how to cook».

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Darkened Room

A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work weeks, the associate was happy to reciprocate. However, when asked by a friend to identify the lover, the associate was puzzled. "All I know for sure is that it was a partner -- I had to do all the work."

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What made the soccer player romantically shallow?

He was just trying to score

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What are the most funny Romantically jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Romantically? Well, here are the best Romantically dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Romantically pick up lines to share with friends.

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