Romantic Relationship Jokes
13 romantic relationship jokes and hilarious romantic relationship puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about romantic relationship that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Romantic Relationship Short Jokes
Short romantic relationship jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The romantic relationship humour may include short romantic love jokes also.
- Some consider romeo and juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
- Don't ever get into a romantic relationship with a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.
- Ladies that eat Tide pods should be aware it could negatively affect their chances for a romantic relationship. Odds are likely that it will... ...detergents.
- Two Alabamans decide to end their romantic relationship. One says to the other, "Let's just be siblings."
- Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other.
"Honeydew you love me?" asked the first.
"Yes," replied the second, "but we cantaloupe." - Playing bidge is a bit like being in a romantic relationship You either need a very good partner, or a very good hand.
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Romantic Relationship One Liners
Which romantic relationship one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with romantic relationship? I can suggest the ones about romantic and dating relationship.
- What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship? Subduction!
- Well that lasted about as long as... Mike and El's romantic relationship.
Rib-Tickling Romantic Relationship Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about romantic relationship you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean romance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make romantic relationship pranks.
A struggling businessman named John approaches Yoda seeking financial advice
John asks Yoda How is it that I am not rich? I work 80 hours a week, I kiss up to my bosses, I avoid my family, I stay away from romantic relationships, I never go out with friends, and yet still, I am not wealthy. Everybody told me that under capitalism, if I worked hard enough, I too could be rich and powerful.
Yoda took a second to think. He then replied Ahhh yes. Cap, it all is..mm?
Does anyone know of a kind of relationship where you and the other person have a caring and mutual bond -- but you're not romantically attached to them, and you're not their family?
Asking for a friend.
Mixed Signals
Ben is sitting at home reading a magazine or something, I dunno, and his phone rings. He answers, "Hey, who's this?"
"Sup, Ben. It's Frank," is the reply.
B: "Hey, what's up, man?"
F: "Listen, I need some relationship advice. Can you help me?"
B: "Sure."
F: "Cool, thanks. Anyway, I've been seeing this girl lately. I'm really starting to like her, but I don't know what she's thinking. She's giving me mixed signals."
B: "How so?"
F: "Well, she said that she 'loved me like a brother.'"
B: "That seems pretty clear to me. She obviously just doesn't have a romantic attraction to you."
F: "Yeah, well that's the thing: she's from Kentucky."