Romanian Jokes
33 romanian jokes and hilarious romanian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about romanian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Romanian jokes are some of the funniest in the world! Check out our collection of the best ones and have a laugh.
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Funniest Romanian Short Jokes
Short romanian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The romanian humour may include short vlad the impaler jokes also.
- After one week of the Olympics, the Romanians have taken gold, silver, bronze lead, copper and anything else they can get their hands on.
- A Romanian tells a Hungarian a joke Romanian:wanna hear a joke
Hungarian:Sure
Romanian:transylvania
Hungarian:i dont get it
Romanian:and you never will - I have a Romanian friend who does tech for Broadway productions... I have a Czech one, too!
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Romanian One Liners
Which romanian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with romanian? I can suggest the ones about count dracula and gypsy.
- What do you call Andrew Tate in a Romanian prison? In-cell
- What do you call a member of the Bucharest Fire Brigade? A py-Romanian.
- What kind of phone gets someone thrown in a Romanian prison? A self-own
- How does every Romanian recipe start? 1. Steal a chicken.
From an old family friend. - Did you hear about the Romanian who read for too long? She had to give the Bucharest.
- If Dwayne Johnson was Romanian, what would his name be? Dwayne Tuderesceau
- You know those Romanians love books I always tell them to give the Bucharest
- What do you call a Romanian hipster who works with wooden poles? Plad the Impaler
- What do you call a Romanian communist? A Rom-Com
- Why are there no swans in Romania? The Romanians swim to the bread faster.
- A Russian, a Pole and a Romanian are sitting in a car. - Who is driving? The Police
- Romanian is not actually a nationality It's a profession.
- Did you hear about the Romanian triathlon? You walk to the swimming pool and cycle home.
- PERIOD! how can you tell the Romanian woman was on her period?
she was wearing one sock - Old Romanian Joke: How do you stop an Albanian Tank? You shoot the guy pushing it.
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Romanian Jokes
What funny jokes about romanian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nationality jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make romanian pranks.
One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".
Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree.
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder.
The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it.
Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and asks the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"
Who was first in Transylvania?
Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania.
He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim.
When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found.
Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians?
(Romanian joke :-) )
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
An old romanian joke that my grandfather keeps telling .
During the communist era in Romania the Security (secret police) was like the heart of the country.
They were just beating, and beating and beating.
A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a Romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.
The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.
Joke translated from Romanian
A police officer goes to a Romanian town and asks one of the residents:
"So, where do you brew the liquor?"
The man replies:
"See that church over there? Everywhere except there."
romanian joke: 300 sailors and one woman get shipwrecked on an island
After one month, completely disgusted by what the sailors have been doing to her, the woman kills herself.
After another month, completely disgusted by what they did that month, the sailors decide to bury her.
After another month, completely disgusted by what they've been doing, the sailors decide to dig her up.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
The difference between Romanian p**... and a pizza?
You can get the pizza without the yeast...
A farmer and his wife live isolated from other people, but the wife is pregnant and now the farmer has to call the town's doctor
Unfortunately the farm has no electricity so the doctor asks the farmer to light up the room with a lantern so he could see what's he's doing. One after another, 5 children are born. The farmer tries to run away, terrified.
-Come back here, I think there's another baby, but I can't see anything in here! says the doctor.
To which the farmer says:
-No doctor I'm outta here, I think the lantern attracts them!
*Enjoy a poorly translated Romanian joke
An American, a Frenchman and a Romanian were flying together
– Now we're in America, said the American proudly. Look, the Statue of Liberty!
After several hours, the Frenchman says:
– Now we're in France! Look, the Eiffel Tower!
After some more couple of hours, the Romanian says:
– We are in Romania.
– How did you realize that? It's dark outside.
– My wrist watch has disappeared
Communism in Romania.
A homeless child walks into a Romanian store that has relatively empty shelves. He asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, if you don't mind, do you have any bread you can spare for someone hungry?"
The shopkeeper responds, "Sorry man, in this store we don't have any cheese. Next door is where they don't have any bread."
