Romanian Jokes

33 romanian jokes and hilarious romanian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about romanian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Romanian Short Jokes

Short romanian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The romanian humour may include short vlad the impaler jokes also.

  1. Andrew Tate says his Romanian jail is infested with lice. "Can you imagine sharing a cell with vile parasites?" Say the lice.
  2. After one week of the Olympics, the Romanians have taken gold, silver, bronze lead, copper and anything else they can get their hands on.
  3. A Romanian tells a Hungarian a joke Romanian:wanna hear a joke
    Hungarian:i dont get it
    Romanian:and you never will
  4. OLD ROMANIAN JOKE ABOUT COMMIES Why do policemen(considered idiots) walk in groups of 3?
    One knows how to read, one knows how to write and the other one oversees the intellectuals.
  5. I have a Romanian friend who does tech for Broadway productions... I have a Czech one, too!
  6. PERIOD! how can you tell the Romanian woman was on her period?
    she was wearing one sock
  7. The difference between Romanian p**... and a pizza? You can get the pizza without the yeast...

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Romanian One Liners

Which romanian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with romanian? I can suggest the ones about count dracula and gypsy.

  1. What do you call Andrew Tate in a Romanian prison? In-cell
  2. Old Romanian Joke: How do you stop an Albanian Tank? You shoot the guy pushing it.
  3. What do you call a member of the Bucharest Fire Brigade? A py-Romanian.
  4. What kind of phone gets someone thrown in a Romanian prison? A self-own
  5. How does every Romanian recipe start? 1. Steal a chicken.
    From an old family friend.
  6. Did you hear about the Romanian who read for too long? She had to give the Bucharest.
  7. If Dwayne Johnson was Romanian, what would his name be? Dwayne Tuderesceau
  8. You know those Romanians love books I always tell them to give the Bucharest
  9. What do you call a Romanian hipster who works with wooden poles? Plad the Impaler
  10. What do you call a Romanian communist? A Rom-Com
  11. Why are there no swans in Romania? The Romanians swim to the bread faster.
  12. What's the son of a Romanian and a Greek guy? Too lazy to steal
  13. A Russian, a Pole and a Romanian are sitting in a car. - Who is driving? The Police
  14. Romanian is not actually a nationality It's a profession.
  15. Did you hear about the Romanian triathlon? You walk to the swimming pool and cycle home.

Romanian joke, Did you hear about the Romanian triathlon?

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Romanian Jokes

What funny jokes about romanian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nationality jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make romanian pranks.

One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "

A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree.

A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder.
The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it.
Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and asks the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"

Who was first in Transylvania?

Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania.
He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim.
When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found.

Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians?
(Romanian joke :-) )

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

An old romanian joke that my grandfather keeps telling .

During the communist era in Romania the Security (secret police) was like the heart of the country.
They were just beating, and beating and beating.

A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a Romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.

The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.

Joke translated from Romanian

A police officer goes to a Romanian town and asks one of the residents:
"So, where do you brew the liquor?"
The man replies:
"See that church over there? Everywhere except there."

romanian joke: 300 sailors and one woman get shipwrecked on an island

After one month, completely disgusted by what the sailors have been doing to her, the woman kills herself.
After another month, completely disgusted by what they did that month, the sailors decide to bury her.
After another month, completely disgusted by what they've been doing, the sailors decide to dig her up.

A farmer and his wife live isolated from other people, but the wife is pregnant and now the farmer has to call the town's doctor

Unfortunately the farm has no electricity so the doctor asks the farmer to light up the room with a lantern so he could see what's he's doing. One after another, 5 children are born. The farmer tries to run away, terrified.
-Come back here, I think there's another baby, but I can't see anything in here! says the doctor.
To which the farmer says:
-No doctor I'm outta here, I think the lantern attracts them!
*Enjoy a poorly translated Romanian joke

An American, a Frenchman and a Romanian were flying together

– Now we're in America, said the American proudly. Look, the Statue of Liberty!
After several hours, the Frenchman says:
– Now we're in France! Look, the Eiffel Tower!
After some more couple of hours, the Romanian says:
– We are in Romania.
– How did you realize that? It's dark outside.
– My wrist watch has disappeared

Romanian joke, An American, a Frenchman and a Romanian were flying together