Romania Jokes
23 romania jokes and hilarious romania puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about romania that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short romania jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The romania humour may include short tourist jokes also.
- Andrew Tate arrested in Romania after a pizza box showed he was in the country. Police arrested him within 30 minutes As any longer would mean they had to give him a free garlic bread.
- Romania: Hey Hungary! Romania: Wanna hear a joke?
Hungary: Sure!
Romania: Transilvania.
Hungary: I don't get it.
Romania: You will never get it. - Romania won 4 Olympic medals this year in Tokyo. 3 of them are from either sweep or sculling. They must have a high degree of row mania over there.
- Soviet diplomats It would be great if in 1941 Italy, Romania, Finland and Spain, having shown solidarity with Germany, limited themselves to the expulsion of several Soviet diplomats.
- Nadia would be proud She was impressed by her country's performance last Olympics, as Romania took home Gold, Silver, Bronze, Tin and any other metals they could get their hands on.
- Where are you from? Roma!
Romania?
No, no, colosseo, Italia!
Ah, Silvio Berlusconi!
No, no, Romania... - Hey Romania Why do you have a space agency? I thought you were done being a satellite state.
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Romania One Liners
Which romania one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with romania? I can suggest the ones about allies and .
- People still think there are vampires in Romania. But I haven't seen one since 1645.
- I took a novel around Romania with me but it got tired. So I gave the Bucharest
- Why did the tired traveler go to Romania? So he could Bucharest.
- I am obsessed with Romania I have Ro-mania
- Why are there no swans in Romania? The Romanians swim to the bread faster.
- Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania.
Unearthly Funniest Romania Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about romania you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make romania pranks.
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Old romanian Joke: How do you stop an Albanian Tank?
You shoot the guy pushing it.
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree.
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder.
The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it.
Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and asks the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"
An old romanian joke that my grandfather keeps telling .
During the communist era in Romania the Security (secret police) was like the heart of the country.
They were just beating, and beating and beating.
A Romanian tells a Hungarian a joke
Romanian:wanna hear a joke
Hungarian:Sure
Romanian:transylvania
Hungarian:i dont get it
Romanian:and you never will
romanian joke: 300 sailors and one woman get shipwrecked on an island
After one month, completely disgusted by what the sailors have been doing to her, the woman kills herself.
After another month, completely disgusted by what they did that month, the sailors decide to bury her.
After another month, completely disgusted by what they've been doing, the sailors decide to dig her up.
An American, a Frenchman and a Romanian were flying together
– Now we're in America, said the American proudly. Look, the Statue of Liberty!
After several hours, the Frenchman says:
– Now we're in France! Look, the Eiffel Tower!
After some more couple of hours, the Romanian says:
– We are in Romania.
– How did you realize that? It's dark outside.
– My wrist watch has disappeared
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best jokes about Albania, from Romania:
Why the Albanian submarines resurface every 2 minutes? So the rowers can breath.
How do you destroy an Albanian tank? You shot the guy that pushes it.
Why did the Albanians lost the war? The archer was sick.
The Albanians managed to releases on market their fist computer, it's keyboard has 2 b**...: if you pres the first one nothing happens and the second one cancels the command
Communism in Romania.
A homeless child walks into a Romanian store that has relatively empty shelves. He asks the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, if you don't mind, do you have any bread you can spare for someone hungry?"
The shopkeeper responds, "Sorry man, in this store we don't have any cheese. Next door is where they don't have any bread."
How does every Romanian recipe start?
1. Steal a chicken.
From an old family friend.
Old joke from when my dad was a kid
My dad told me that when he was a kid in Romania (late 1960's). The old people in the town told him that if you take meat and rub it against the school at night that dogs would come and eat the school and there would be no school the next day.
