Romance Jokes

86 romance jokes and hilarious romance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about romance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Dive into the world of romance with some of the funniest jokes about flings, whirlwind relationships, and rom-coms. From jokes about swiping left to jokes about My Chemical Romance, find something to laugh about with these romance-inspired jokes.

Funniest Romance Short Jokes

Short romance jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The romance humour may include short romantic love jokes also.

  1. A good romance starts with a foundation of trust and friendship. A bad romance starts with a rah rah rah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma gaga ooh la la
  2. I brought my dead girlfriend back to life by passionately kissing her neck ...I guess you could say I'm a neck-romancer
  3. There's a new goth dating app called graveyard. Instead of liking someone, you dig them.
    (putting the romance back in necromance.)
  4. Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life Because vampires are neck romancers
  5. I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein.
  6. My life is like a romantic comedy Except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
    > HA! Hilarious and original! Encore!
  7. A good romance starts with a foundation of trust, friendship and mutual respect A bad romance starts with rah rah-ah-ah-ah roma roma-ma gaga ooh-la-la.
  8. A baby helped me out the other day... I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"
    He replied: "Google Gaga"
  9. "Dad, why's my brother named Cameron?" "Because your mother loves romance and it's an anagram."
    "Thanks dad."
    "Sure thing Alan."
  10. My life is like a romantic comedy... except there's no romance and I'm the only one who laughs at my jokes.

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Romance One Liners

Which romance one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with romance? I can suggest the ones about romantic and romantic relationship.

  1. What do you call an evil wizard who gives good hickeys? A neck romancer.
  2. Why did the wizard wife have hickeys on her neck? Because he was a neck-romancer....
  3. What do you call a vampire out on a date? A neck romancer
  4. Why are vampires so obsessed with necks? Because they were raised by a neck romancer.
  5. Would a charming vampire be a neck-romancer?
  6. I have fallen in love with a font It's a bit of a Times New Romance.
  7. What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y.
  8. I like to kiss my girlfriends neck. I guess I'm a neck romancer.
  9. Who says romance is dead? A necrophiliac...
  10. What do you call an amorous vampire? A neck-romancer
  11. What do you call a dinosaur that writes romance novels? A Brontë-saurus.
  12. What do you call a couple of ants sharing a slice of pizza in Italy? Romance
  13. Why was the lich's wife's neck covered in hickeys? He was a neck romancer.
  14. What kind of dinosaur writes romance novels? A Bronte-saurus
  15. What is Bashar al-Assad's favorite band? My Chemical Romance.

Romance Novel Jokes

Here is a list of funny romance novel jokes and even better romance novel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Just read a Calvinist romance novel It's called Irresistible grace
  • I was gunna write the great American nursing home romance novel... ....but the title "50 Shades of Grey" was already taken.
  • What's Mrs. Clause's favorite romance novel? 50 shades of sleigh.
  • What's the hot new romance novel for nerds 256 shades of grey
  • My wife reads romance novels for the articles.
  • I'm writing an e**... novel featuring tea and pastries. I'm calling it "Romancing the scone."
  • What do you call a k**... australian romance novel? Fifty shades of G'Day

My Chemical Romance Jokes

Here is a list of funny my chemical romance jokes and even better my chemical romance puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance
  • What does My Chemical Romance and my dad have in common? They're both never coming home
  • Just got a job as a scientist and I fell in love with the periodic table whilst the music was on.
    It was my chemical romance.
  • My Chemical Romance talked about reuniting without their lead singer... But then they decided there would be no Way
  • What's black and white and extinct? My Chemical Romance
Romance joke, What's black and white and extinct?

Romance joke, What's black and white and extinct?

Uproarious Romance Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about romance you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean love story jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make romance pranks.

How do you make a Lady gaga?

Some Bad Romance!!!

Did you hear about the physicist who moonlighted as a romance novelist?

He wrote complete works of friction.

Muslim Romance

A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage.
Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?", she asked.
"Yes," he replied, but to be fair, you were only nine at the time!

Women can't say no to three things;

Shoes, bags, chocolate, diamonds, clothes, perfume, food, flowers, money, cosmetics, attention, romance, kindness, adventure, affection, unpredictability, confidence, humor, ice cream, shopping, free drinks..

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, t**..., suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

iPod Shuffle

Today, I was playing my iPod on shuffle. The song, "This is Not the End" by The Bravery came on. The next song was "This is the End" by She Wants Revenge. It was followed by "The End." by My Chemical Romance. As soon as the songs finished, the battery promptly died. I think my iPod left a s**... note.

[OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

A Hot Romance

While watching a romantic movie, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear "I want you to make me sweaty and wet." So I shut off the fan.

What's Edward Elric's favorite band?

My Alchemical Romance

Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

I once watched an old epic-historical romance film about a couple, but I can't find it...

I guess it's gone with the wind...

Taylor Swift 'Split' with Tom Hiddleston after 3 months of romance.

Very swift.

I walked into a bookstore and asked if they have any books on gloryholes.

She said ya, over there in the mystery romance section.

Needed some help with romance, so I took the book "How to Hug" out of the library.

Turns out it was volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.

Did you hear about the two tornados in Las Vegas?

They decided to elope after a whirlwind romance!

Where is the line between romance and p**...?

Romance is s**... a woman tenderly with a feather.
p**... is when that feather is still attached to the chicken.

After 30 years of marriage, people always ask, "What's the secret of keeping the romance alive?" I always tell them...

We go to the same romantic restaurant every week, twice a week...
I go on Tuesday. She goes on Fridays.

Romance. Mystery. Intellect...

Bus. Gardening. Spoons.

All these and more words in "Dictionary: The Movie".

A son ask his mother and his aunt Lana about his sister's name

Mom, why is my sister's name Cameron?"
"Well, son, your father loves romance, and Cameron is an anagram of romance. So we called her Cameron."
"Oh, that makes sense. Thanks, Mom!"
"No problem, Alan."

I put the romance

In necromancer.

There's no romance like necromance

But pyromance is hotter

Why was lady gaga's romance so bad?

There wasn't enough chemistry.
(My girlfriend bet me that no one would get my joke.)

‪What do you call someone who fanatically wants to teach others about romance?

‬ ‪A macademia nut.‬

Why should you always write love notes in Latin?

It's a Romance language

Math of Love

One intelligent man plus one intelligent woman have a romance.
One intelligent man plus one s**... woman have an affair.
One intelligent woman plus one s**... man get married.
One s**... man plus one s**... woman have kids.

TIL that platonic refers to a relationship without romance or s**....

So it's another word for marriage.

How does a bromance become a romance?

With a brojob

Whats the robot version of bromance?


They say that a good romance starts with a strong foundation, chemistry and flirting

Whereas a bad romance starts with a RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA ROMA-MA, GAGA OH LA LA

Do you know how to romance a country girl?

You gotta do something s**... to a tractor.

Nobody wants to be alone. A recently divorced friend of mine is hopeful of once again finding romance. Beer belly, completely bald.....

I don't like her chances.

For a woman, romance is roses on a piano.

For a man, it's tulips on an o**....

I like dating women after I bring them back from the dead.

You really can't spell necromancer without romance.

my favorite kind of science ficition is

romance movies

Good romance starts with a good friendship

A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"

Bad Romance

A lady approached me, and said
"Every time you smile, i want to give you my number!"
I said "Aww that's sweet. Are you single?"
She replied "No. I'm a dentist."

In romance, I'm like a wild stallion

I'm not well groomed, look somewhat malnourished, don't want anyone to ride me, am threatened by eye contact, and if approached I'm likely to run away before anyone's close enough to touch me.

A good romance starts with trust, mutual respect and kindness.

A bad romance starts with Rah..Rah..Ah...Ah...Ah.....

You know that the honeymoon's over

And romance is a dying flower
When she comes in to take a s**...
While you are in the shower.

Romance joke, You know that the honeymoon's over

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