Roman Numerals Jokes
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- The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly $499 They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID...
- Did you hear about the plan to prohibit the use of Roman numerals? *I for one*, think it's a terrible idea.
- My friend told me she doesn't like Roman Numerals because you can't make puns from them. I told her, I for one, like Roman Numerals.
- A pirate captain asks his first mate "Find out what be the Roman numeral for the two" "Aye aye! " responds the first mate
- Pirate Ship Captain: Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals? Crew: I I captain.
- I spent all of last night trying to remember the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500 and couldn't.... ...I'm so LIVID right now.
- There are eleven types of people in the world Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who don't.
- There are 11 types of people in this world.. a) those that understand Roman numerals.
b) those that don't understand Roman numerals. - A pirate captain says to his 3 crewmates, "Let's learn Roman numerals!" The first one says, "Aye."
The second one adds, "Aye aye."
The third one finishes, "Aye aye aye." - Roman numerals, ey... What are they good IV?
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Roman Numerals One Liners
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- I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals I M LIVID
- I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159. Then it just CLIX
- I, for one, like Roman Numerals
- Just woke up from a dream about Roman numerals 5, 4, 1, and 500. It was VIVID.
- I forgot the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500. I am LIVID.
- Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use? I for one.
- My daughter has a math test on Roman numerals. I told her I hope she gets a "C".
- I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals. Not on my watch.
- My government recently announced they're phasing out Roman numerals... Not on my watch.
- Who the heck cares about learning the Roman Numeral system? I for one...
- I got a C on my roman numerals test. Perfect score.
- I, for one Prefer Roman Numerals
- Yo mamma is so old… …that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.
- Can't remember the Roman numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500. IM LIVID.
- What's your favorite numbering system? I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
Roman Numerals Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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Yo momma's so old, she has Roman Numerals on her birth certificate.
Roman Numeral
A guy in Rome told me he didn't like my eye liner.
Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals?
Not on my watch!
I was speaking to my friend
He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said "Not on my watch"
I've been around the world and I I I
Still can't understand Roman numerals
What is zero in Roman numerals?
Nothing
Two 5th graders are doing Math homework.
One tells the other, "I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."
The other lowers her glasses and says, "IC."
I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS
It's called "Hi Five" in Roman Numerals (h**...)
The government recent said they wanted to ban Roman numerals.
Not on my watch!
What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roman numeral.
I forgot how to write "1, 1000, 51 5 1 500" in Roman numerals.
I M LIVID!
Have you heard they are getting rid of Roman numerals?
Not on my watch.
Telling time with Roman numerals?
Not on my watch.
Marine Le Pen, recount the vote!
I do not trust Arabic numbers, use Roman numerals.
I don't know the Roman numerals for 1, 500, and 100.
And IDC
Roman Numerals
Wife: 75% of people don't know how to write 99 in Roman numerals.
Me: IC
What does h**... actually mean?
Roman numerals for a high-five, of course.
What do you call a number that wanders about?
A Roman numeral
(stolen shamelessly from my friend)
I get angry when I forget Roman numerals. But when I forget the Roman numerals for 51, 6, and 500...
I'm LIVID.
Treyarch has to release BO4 as Roman numeral IV in Afghanistan
Because in Afghanistan they have Tallyban
h**... isn't really that bad
It's just a HI 5 in Roman Numerals
1, 2, 2, 50
Sorry, was just translating some roman numerals
While in Rome, I for 1, prefer Roman numerals
How are women like converting Roman numerals?
My X always turns into a 10.
The school board is discontinuing the teaching of cursive writing and Roman numerals.
I'M €%¥&@# LIVID! (but not anymore).
h**... is roman numerals for high five
Pass it on
I can't write 51, 6, or 50 in Roman Numerals.
I'M LIVID!
h**... is just
Roman numerals for High Five
I forgot how to wite 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numerals.
I M LI VI D
Roman
I'm Having trouble finding out what
51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals!!!
I'm LIVID
Let's talk about Roman numerals....
What are they good IV?
It's not a good idea to use Roman numerals when talking to family members
I got grounded for a month for saying "wow, you're 40 now?" to my aunt.
There are II types of people.
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.
I keep on forgetting what the Roman numerals are for 1, 1000, 51, 6, & 500 are.
I M LIVID
You may be surprised to know that Roman numerals are actually very easy to do Algebra with
X is always equal to 10.
My History teacher got so angry that I couldn't translate the sequence 50,1,5,1,500 into Roman Numerals
You could almost say he was Livid.
Some guy just tried to tell me i can't be 443 years old and i don't undertand roman numerals
i'm LIVID
I asked these people how to write 509 in Roman numerals but they won't tell me
What a bunch of d**...
We all know that Barney the Dinosaur is a LOVABLE PURPLE DINOSAUR.
In ancient Rome, there was no letter U, so they used a V instead, making Barney a LOVABLE PVRPLE DINOSAVR.
Now eliminate all the letters that are not Roman numerals. We are left with LVL VL DIV.
Next, let's refresh your brain. I=1, V=5, L=50, D=500.
When we add it all up, we get 50+5+50+5+50+500+1+5=6**....
And there you have it. Mathematical proof that Barney the Dinosaur is Satan.
My sons teacher called me today to tell me he'd hit a classmate with a set of Roman numerals.
That's not what I meant when I told him he should give bullies the old one-two.