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4 Norse Gods, 1 Roman God, and 2 Astrological bodies walk into a bar.
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke.
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One time a lady walked up to me and asked me about my relationship with God
I politely responded "Well Jesus and I were going steady for a while but we broke up. One day I came home from work and he was spread out and being nailed by a bunch of Romans, so I had to break it of, our relationship was dead a few days later."
Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space
jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.
I'm getting a new puppy in a few days.
Gonna name him after the Roman God Stimulus.
What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?
It was all a myth-take!
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On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "
Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight."
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
A new s**... next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?"
"This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
Donald Trump meeting with the Pope
Donald Trump goes to Rome to meet with the Pope and as soon as he walks into the Vatican, he is greeted enthusiastically by the Pope. The Pope shakes his hand with a fervor and goes "You really have been a savior to our church! You really are a godsend!"
Donald Trump looked at the Pope perplexed and goes "What did I do to save your church? I am not even Roman Catholic."
The Pope grins and says "Now that everyone is paying attention to your every move and rants, nobody is paying attention to our child molesting scandals. Plus attendance in our churches have skyrocketed due to a lot more church goers praying to god for your demise."
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What do you call a greedy roman god?
Jewpiter.
God's commandments (x-post classic4chan)
God went around the world looking for a nation to give his commandments to.
First he tried the French.
"Would you be interested in my commandments?"
"What's in 'em?"
"Well... There's 'thou shalt not commit adultery."
"No thank you."
God then tried the Romans.
"Would you be interested in my commandments?"
"What's in 'em?"
"Well... There's 'thou shalt not steal."
"No thank you."
Then God tried the Germans.
"Would you be interested in my commandments?"
"What's in 'em?"
"Well... There's 'thou shalt not kill."
"No thank you."
Finally God tried the Jews.
"Would you be interested in my commandments?"
"How much?"
"How much...? Well, eh, technically they're free, but you must maintain-"
"We'll take ten!"
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