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- It is said that Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator. Nothing was ever passed, he always voted neigh.
- When the Romans landed in Britain... When the Romans landed in Britain,
The weather proved a teaser!
The emperor asked "Could this be rain?",
But the answer was "hail, Caesar" - What did the ancient Roman weatherman say when his emperor asked for a forecast? "Hail, Caesar"
- Roman Emperor Caligula actually made his favorite horse a senator. Guy didn't pass a single motion.
- There's a book about how the Roman Emperor Augustus was really buff and into weightlifting... It's called *The Guns of Augustus*
- What do you call a epileptic roman emperor? Just had a Seizure.
(too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly) - What did the roman meteorologist say to his emperor about tomorrow's weather? Hail, Caesar
- What did the holy Roman emperor do when he wanted to lose weight He went on an imperial diet
- What did the Roman Emperor say to his guards when he saw his wife running away? Julius seize-her!
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Which roman emperor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roman emperor? I can suggest the ones about roman empire and old roman.
- Do you know about the Roman emperor who had epilepsy? It was Julius Seizure.
- What do you call a Roman Emperor, without his epileptic pills? Julius Seizure
- How does a Roman Emperor divide his empire? He uses his Caesars.
- What do you call a Roman emperor with bad allergies? Julias Snaesar
- A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife. He orders them to Ceas'er.
- What Roman emperor suffered from head pains? Julius Seizure
Humorous Roman Emperor Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about roman emperor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ancient roman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roman emperor pranks.
Which Roman emperor loved planes the most?
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooo.
So I hit my coworkers with this one at work today, and they hated it. Never heard it before so not sure if someone else made it up first, but I'm sure you good peoples would know.
Marcus Aurelius was a Roman Emperor, a very smart man and ahead of his time.
A strict disciplinarian he hated when his soldiers drank on the job but had no way of policing it. Until he realised that the offending soldiers would urinate much more than the sober ones. So he started to measure the output of the soldiers. Do you know what he used to measure it?
Roman Urinals