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- A missing Chinese pyromaniac has been located hiding out at a Roman Catholic monastery. He was found praying with friars.
- What's the difference between a Roman and an Irish Catholic? The strength of the communion wine.
- I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again
- Did you hear about the priest at the nation's largest Roman Catholic church who forgot what he was supposed to say when administering the Holy Eucharist? He caused mass confusion.
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Roman Catholic One Liners
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- What do you call a lost nun? A Roman Catholic
- What do you call a moving nun? A Roman Catholic
- What do you call a nun on the run? A ROMAN CATHOLIC!
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What funny jokes about roman catholic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean catholic priest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roman catholic pranks.
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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?
A few notches on the belt buckle.
The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope.
Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says "Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."
Pope Francis says, "yes, of course."
Jim Perdue says "I propose you change all references of bread to chicken. For example, 'Give us this day out daily chicken.' And instead of bread-based Eucharist, you could give chicken nuggets."
Pope Francis says, "sir, that is really not a feasible proposal."
Perdue says, "tell you what, I'll donate the $2 million no strings attached, but if you implement my proposal, I'll donate another $20 million."
The Pope merely thanks him and leaves the room.
The next day, at a meeting with his cardinals, the pope says, "Exalted cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church... we need to discuss the Wonderbread account."
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What is the difference between the Roman Catholic Church and the Russian Orthodox Church?
The Roman Catholics drink Holy Wine while the Russian Orthodox drink Holy v**....
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Did you hear the main religion in the v**... Islands is Roman Catholic?
I guess that's why they call it the v**... Islands
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Bunch of jokes I found from a video, thought they would be good for some ice breakers.
What phone carriers do nuns use? v**... mobile
Why is their bill so high? Because they're roman ( roamin ) catholic
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef
no legs? ground beef
2 legs? YOUR MOM!
Donald Trump meeting with the Pope
Donald Trump goes to Rome to meet with the Pope and as soon as he walks into the Vatican, he is greeted enthusiastically by the Pope. The Pope shakes his hand with a fervor and goes "You really have been a savior to our church! You really are a godsend!"
Donald Trump looked at the Pope perplexed and goes "What did I do to save your church? I am not even Roman Catholic."
The Pope grins and says "Now that everyone is paying attention to your every move and rants, nobody is paying attention to our child molesting scandals. Plus attendance in our churches have skyrocketed due to a lot more church goers praying to god for your demise."
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A Rabbi and a Roman Catholic Priest sit next to each other on a plane.
They start talking about themselves and after a while the priest asks the Rabbi if he has ever eaten pork before. The Rabbi denies it vehemently but the priest keeps pushing until finally the Rabbi admits that he had once before he became a Rabbi. The Rabbi, not happy with the events, asks the priest if he's ever had s**... before. The priest denies it but the Rabbi keeps pushing until finally the priest admits that he had before he became a priest. The Rabbi, not content yet, leans forward and says "it's better than pork isn't it".
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.
The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book.
He then asked the Pope for his name and looked it up in his book also.
"Now, if you will come with me, I will show you your eternal dwellings," said St. Peter.
They walked along the clouds and came to a huge mansion with all sorts of lavish trappings.
St. Peter turned to the lawyer and told him this was to be his house.
The Pope, knowing how important he was to the church could hardly imagine what his house would be like.
St. Peter and the Pope continued on to a small, beat-up wooden shack.
St. Peter told the Pope that this would be his dwelling.
The Pope, shocked, said to St. Peter, "Just a minute!"
That other guy was a lawyer and he gets a mansion.
I was the head of the Roman Catholic church, and this is all the reward I get?"
St. Peter looked at the Pope and said "True, you have done great things. But we have lots of Popes in Heaven, and that guy was the first lawyer ever to make it up here."