Romaine Jokes

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• Romaine One Liners
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Funniest Romaine Short Jokes

Short romaine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The romaine humour may include short old roman jokes also.

1. A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid. When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
2. What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad? The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
3. I never would've thought a bunch of vegetables could have built a whole city in a day But I'll be darned if those Romaines didn't give it their best.
4. My problem might need addressing... Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
5. Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
6. A man is on his death sentence and gets to choose his last meal. So he asks the guard for a romaine lettuce salad, but the guard replies "You can only choose a meal, not how you want to die."
7. My girlfriend tried to sneak leafy greens into another country on our vacation... ...I thought customs was gonna Caeser salad, but they let it romaine.
8. What do you tell a bunch of nervous Greek salads? Romaine calm! Everything is gonna get feta!
9. I made my girlfriend squirt on Valentine's Day. Turns out the salad I made her for lunch had recalled romaine lettuce in it.
10. It's STILL Not Safe to eat Romaine Lettuce... I went to Kroger to buy some and got Robbed in the parking lot.

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Romaine One Liners

Which romaine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with romaine? I can suggest the ones about ancient roman and roman empire.

1. Attention everyone: there is a national lettuce shortage everyone please romaine calm
2. Caesar is dead The Romaine Empire has fallen, Lettuce pray
3. Did you hear about the salad who went missing? All they found were its chard romaines
4. Apparently there's a lettuce shortage. Hopefully we can all romaine calm.
5. Dad joke Does anyone else eat lettuce after you kill it or just hide the romaines?
6. What do you call half a head of lettuce? The Romaine-der
7. What did the cop say to the salad? Everyone romaine calm!
8. A Caesar salad walks in to a bar A piece of Romaine stabs him in the back
9. The ending to this e. coli outbreak Romaines to be seen
10. Did you hear about that glacier off the coast of Italy? It was a Romaine Iceberg
11. I don't want to romain on this earth. Please pass the lettuce
12. Jack! We're headed towards an iceburg! It's okay we'll be fine. It's not romaine
13. Is it safe to eat salad? That romaines to be seen
14. We can finally eat salad again. Except from California, it still Romaines a problem.
15. You have to lettuce go. We don't want to romaine here anymore.

Romaine Lettuce Jokes

Here is a list of funny romaine lettuce jokes and even better romaine lettuce puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My father and I were at the grocery store and he told me "All he has to left to get is lettuce" I asked him "Oh, is that all that romaines?"
• With Romaine lettuce being gone... it's safe to say that Caesar, emperor of salads, has fallen with the great Romaine empire.
• What did the CDC say when our salads got recalled? Romaine calm. Lettuce take care of this.
• Samonella outbreaks have destroyed many great civilizations in the past... The Romaine empire has fallen, Caesar is dead, lettuce pray
• What did the cop say to the criminal salad? Lettuce see your hands! You have the right to romaine silent.
• I'm sick of people freaking out about this bad lettuce If everyone can romaine calm that would be greatly appreciated
• Okay, we get it, there is some bad lettuce going around... Everyone just needs to romaine calm.
• With all the lettuce that's being banned... I guess we are seeing the second fall of the Romaine empire.
• I work at a salad bar. We were told this after the CDC warning. Lettuce Romaine Calm.
• Before every raid, members of the CDC task force for eradicating contaminated romaine join hands and say Lettuce prey

Uplifting Romaine Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about romaine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ancient rome jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make romaine pranks.