Roma Jokes
119 roma jokes and hilarious roma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about roma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Roma Short Jokes
Short roma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roma humour may include short gaga jokes also.
- A good romance starts with a foundation of trust and friendship. A bad romance starts with a rah rah rah-ah-ah, roma roma-ma gaga ooh la la
- My wife just asked me what I think about Syria I replied: "Well, apart from Juventus or Roma I can't really see anyone else winning it this season"
- In Roma me try the Rabbit Stew, Stufato di Coniglio .... o, no, no, horrore! There is an hare in it.
- Where are you from? Roma!
Romania?
No, no, colosseo, Italia!
Ah, Silvio Berlusconi!
No, no, Romania...
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Roma One Liners
Which roma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roma? I can suggest the ones about bologna and appetizer.
- What do you call a fragrant Tomato? A roma
- What kind of tomato smells the most? A Roma!
- What's the strongest smelling vegetable there is? A Roma tomato
- A Roma tomato. Not aromatherapy.
- What movie does lady Gaga want to win best picture? Roma
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Unearthly Funniest Roma Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about roma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sarcastic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roma pranks.
A Roman soldier is bragging to his friend: 'You'll never guess with how many women I've slept!'
'Mmm?'
'Not that many!'
How does every Romanian recipe start?
1. Steal a chicken.
From an old family friend.
What do Romans say when their wives run away?
Caesar!
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A Roman man ate his wife
He was gladiator...
A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife.
He orders them to Ceas'er.
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There was once a Roman who ate his girlfriend. He was gladiator.
Romantic men
3 men talk about their wives. The first one says: "My wife is like a butterfly, so delicate and pretty". The second one: "Mine is like a baby deer, beautiful and gracious". After a moment of silence the third one goes: "Now that I think about it mine doesn't look much human either".
My Wife said 'All you do is talk about Football..
There's so many more important things in life than that.
Like, what about Syria?"
I said "Well this year I think it's between Fiorentina, Roma or Juventus
Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?
They crucified the carpenter.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in roman numeral
I M LIVID
How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
I I
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How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife?
Glad-he-ater
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of caesars.
Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree.
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder.
The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it.
Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and asks the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"
How do Romans pick up women?
Carpe DMs.
Having some romantic time with yo girl when she asks you to go deeper
But you run out of poems.
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Roman mythology in 3 words
The f**...'s plagiarism?
Being romantic as an awkward mathematician is hard...
I called my girlfriend 1/cos(c) to try and compliment her but I don't think she caught my drift. Can't blame her though, that's a triggy one.
romantic comedy about middle aged people playing tennis
40-love
Wherever you are, if you need a romantic evening, call 180-LONG.
It's the International Date Line.
It is said that Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator.
Nothing was ever passed, he always voted neigh.
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The Romans once said "All roads lead to Rome"
Much like how the n**...'s said "All railroads lead to Auschwitz"
What did the Romans say to the Carthaginians after the Punic War?
Bye Phoenicia!
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Why do the Romans use more eggs in their omelets than the French?
Because the Romans feel that when it comes to eggs, you can't have too many o**....
But in France, they believe that one egg is un ouef.
What do Roman Polanski and Bumblebee Tuna have in common?
They both come in little cans.
Are you a romantic man?
Yes. When my wife comes home late, I turn on the candles, let the place fill up with nice and warm water and throw in some soap.
So she can immediately start doing the dishes.
Why didn't the Romans try to kill Jesus after he rose from the dead?
They were too afraid to double cross him.
What did the Romans say after they caught the heretic?
Nailed it.
I have a Romanian friend who does tech for Broadway productions...
I have a Czech one, too!
Why did the Romans kill Jesus?
They were cross with him.
Why were the Roman soldiers so good at making friends?
Because of their frequent bridge building exercises.
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What was the romantic with a f**... looking for?
a sole mate
how does a roman laugh when he's texting?
lol 490
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Why did the Romans cross Jesus?
Because he was a Jew.
What did the Roman soldier say when Jesus whispered his dying words on the cross?
Come again?
Roman Numerals
Wife: 75% of people don't know how to write 99 in Roman numerals.
Me: IC
The Romans executed tens of thousands by crucifixion, and...
you're just gonna assume the guy on my necklace is Jesus?
What's the best way to get a Roman architect started on building your house?
Column
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What did the Roman empire say to the city that wouldn't listen?
I thought we razed you better than this!
What did the Roman ruler say when a female criminal ran from him?
Ceasar!
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I went for a romantic break with the wife
She came out of the bathroom and said "take off my dress"
As I peeled off her dress, she said "take off my bra"
My hands trembled as I unclasped the strap. Then came "take off my knickers"
I slowly pulled them down, and she shouted
"and I don't ever want to catch you wearing them again!"
Why was the Roman cannibal so happy?
He was gladiator.
I took a novel around Romania with me but it got tired.
So I gave the Bucharest
There's no romance like necromance
But pyromance is hotter
A Roman walks into a bar,
holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers, please"
What is the roman equivalent to 69?
30
Some Roman soldiers are sitting in a bar, exchanging stories
One of the soldiers tell the others:
"I had the easiest shift the other night, just had to make sure this dead guy didn't crawl out of his tomb- slept through the whole thing."
As the soldier finishes, Jesus walks into the bar.
"April fool's"
Why didn't the Romans find algebra very difficult?
Because X was always 10
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Why was the Roman a p**...?
....because his X was 10
It was really romantic to see an 85 year old man and 77 year old woman who were a couple for 65 years.
It was horrifying when I did the math.
Why did the Roman have a smile on his face after eating out his wife?
He was gladiator.
Do you know about the Roman emperor who had epilepsy?
It was Julius Seizure.
What Roman emperor suffered from head pains?
Julius Seizure
What do Romans yell when the golf ball is coming toward you?
IV
A Roman man ran over a Greek man...
The Roman man hurried over to the Greek man and asked, Are you alright?
The Greek man replied, Olive.
Why didn't the Romans like puns?
Because they were too Punic.
How did the Roman contract AIDS?
From a high five
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Old romanian Joke: How do you stop an Albanian Tank?
You shoot the guy pushing it.
What did the roman tattoo artist said to his best friend when he entered the studio?
A tattoo, Brutus?
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Why do romans s**... at algebra?
The always end up with x=10
What's the Roman version of Tinder?
The library of Alexandria.
What do romantic fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening.
In Roman Catholicism who invented Cheese?
Cheesus
(I'm really high so I apologize if this joke makes no sense)
Romania: Hey Hungary!
Romania: Wanna hear a joke?
Hungary: Sure!
Romania: Transilvania.
Hungary: I don't get it.
Romania: You will never get it.
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Why didn't the Romans reuse their crosses?
Because that would have caused cross contamination.
Two Roman sailors were the only survivors when their longship capsized.
When asked by the rescuing ship's commander how many survivors there were, they responded "II, sir!"
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Why did the Romans nailing Jesus to a cross lead to Christianity being the world's most believed religeon?
They made him hole-y
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I tried to be romantic and gave my wife a certificate for our anniversary
I wrote that she can have great s**... anyway she wants it.
She jumped up kissed me on the forehead and said she'll be back in a couple of hours.
Roman Emperor Caligula actually made his favorite horse a senator.
Guy didn't pass a single motion.
How do Romans Hi-Five?
With two fingers
Roman soldiers are trained...
...But Vikings are Bjorn.
Why do romans always buy their clothes to big?
They go for XL if L is too big for them.
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Do you know how to romance a country girl?
You gotta do something s**... to a tractor.
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Roman Bois
Two romans went to a bar, one roman raised his index finger and middle finger to the waiter. When the waiter arrived with two beers, the two romans were mad and went out the bar. o**... told the waiter, "Boi, you are dumb."
Which Roman emperor loved planes the most?
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroooo.
So I hit my coworkers with this one at work today, and they hated it. Never heard it before so not sure if someone else made it up first, but I'm sure you good peoples would know.
A Roman soldier walks into a bar with 4 friends, holds up a peace sign and says to the bartender
„5 Beers please .
romanian joke: 300 sailors and one woman get shipwrecked on an island
After one month, completely disgusted by what the sailors have been doing to her, the woman kills herself.
After another month, completely disgusted by what they did that month, the sailors decide to bury her.
After another month, completely disgusted by what they've been doing, the sailors decide to dig her up.
