Rollin Jokes
17 rollin jokes and hilarious rollin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rollin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rollin Short Jokes
Short rollin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rollin humour may include short shorten jokes also.
- Saw Fred Durst falling down a hill the other day I tried to stop him but he just kept on rollin
- Knock knock Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin. Patrollin tryna catch me ridin dirty - Limp bizkit rear ended someone at a stop light Onlookers said it looked like he was going to brake, but he just kept rollin rollin rollin rollin.
- I couldn't help singing My Girl and Papa Was A Rollin' Stone It was just too much of a temptation!
- Knocker: Knock knock
Person: who's there
Knocker:Daisy
Person:daisy who?
Knocker: Daisy Me Rollin They Haitin - My tire went flat But I wrote Limp Bizkit on the side and now it just keeps rollin rollin rollin.
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Rollin One Liners
Which rollin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rollin? I can suggest the ones about guitarist and roll.
- Gave my friend in a wheelchair 3 hits of molly last night He's still rollin' this morning
- If people had to pay rolling pins, They'd be rollin' in the dough.
- What is the most popular Limp Bizkit song amongst videographers? B-Rollin'
- My swag dont stop cause my heelies keep rollin
- How do you make a limp biscuit? JUST KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
- What is the best way to break a shield apart? Seth Rollins with a chair
Giggle-Inducing Rollin Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about rollin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drummer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rollin pranks.
What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?
Stayin' Alive
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What's a rolling rolling stone?
m**... Jagger in a wheelchair
OG Rolling Stones Joke
I was on another forum, the comments section of a political site. Somebody was talking about how the Rolling Stones still got it despite having gotten a lot older. So people were making up humorous OG-version Stones song titles, like "Limping Jack Flash" and "Gimme Fiber."
And then somebody said it:
>!"Hey! You! Get Offa My Lawn!"!<
Why is it appropriate that the Rolling Stones let their song Start Me Up be used for a Windows 95 commercial?
Because it contains the lyrics You'd make a grown man cry.
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I like my rolling papers, like I like my s**...
Raw, dawg
What does a rolling stone grow into ?
A punk rock
Got any rolling papers?
Sorry, all my papers are stationary.
The Rolling Stones are so old.....
that nowadays only their chairs are rocking.
