Giggle-Inducing Rollin Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?
Stayin' Alive
Saw Fred Durst falling down a hill the other day
I tried to stop him but he just kept on rollin
Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin. Patrollin tryna catch me ridin dirty
What's a rolling rolling stone?
m**... Jagger in a wheelchair
OG Rolling Stones Joke
I was on another forum, the comments section of a political site. Somebody was talking about how the Rolling Stones still got it despite having gotten a lot older. So people were making up humorous OG-version Stones song titles, like "Limping Jack Flash" and "Gimme Fiber."
And then somebody said it:
>!"Hey! You! Get Offa My Lawn!"!<
Why is it appropriate that the Rolling Stones let their song Start Me Up be used for a Windows 95 commercial?
Because it contains the lyrics You'd make a grown man cry.
I like my rolling papers, like I like my s**...
Raw, dawg
What does a rolling stone grow into ?
A punk rock
Got any rolling papers?
Sorry, all my papers are stationary.
Limp bizkit rear ended someone at a stop light
Onlookers said it looked like he was going to brake, but he just kept rollin rollin rollin rollin.
The Rolling Stones are so old.....
that nowadays only their chairs are rocking.
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Why cant the Rolling stones ever be pastors?
We all know they dont gather mass.
