Rollercoaster Jokes

Funniest Rollercoaster Short Jokes

Short rollercoaster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rollercoaster humour may include short funfair jokes also.

1. What do English speakers yell when they're on a rollercoaster? Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
   What do Spanish speakers yell when they're on a roller coaster?
   Nosotros!!!!!
2. My mother wasn't tall enough to ride the rollercoaster "Theres a minimum" said the ride attendant
3. My son wasn't allowed on the rollercoaster because he wasn't big enough. How unfair is that! .... making a two-year-old watch their dad go on it alone.
4. English speakers yell "yes" or "yeah" when excited. Spanish speakers yell "sí".... ...French speakers sound like they're going down rollercoasters.
5. What did Matthew McConaughey say when his friends asked him if he wanted to go on a rollercoaster? "I'll ride, I'll ride, I'll ride"
6. What does a Skyscraper, a Rollercoaster, and a Locker Room have in common? Don't look down
7. I built a Rollercoaster park but it's not as good as a lot of others It definitely has its ups and downs thiugh
8. Love is like a roller-coaster It'll seem scary at first, it's happens fast, it has its ups, it has its downs, but what's most important is that you meet it's size restrictions.
9. My family and I rode Space Mountain as Joy, Disgust, and Anger from Inside Out. It was a rollercoaster of emotions.
10. Life with me baby is like a rollercoaster It's got a weight restriction.
    (Stolen from a mock the week episode)

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Rollercoaster One Liners

Which rollercoaster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rollercoaster? I can suggest the ones about roller and carousel.

1. What do Spanish speakers scream on a roller-coaster? Nosotros...
2. I experienced a virtual rollercoaster while eating an apple. Shook me to the core.
3. A relationship with me is like a rollercoaster It has a weight limit
4. What do terrorists say when they get on a rollercoaster? This is gonna be a blast!
5. How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big.
6. What do you call a chicken that won't go on a rollercoaster? A chicken.
7. What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster? Ouiiiiiiii!
8. Life is like a rollercoaster... I don't have one.
9. Did you know that the French love rollercoasters? Ooouiiii!
10. why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops
11. Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride
12. Imagine if they made a park called s**... Flags It would be a ducking roller-coaster
13. Having s**... with him is like a rollercoaster... You go up and down, and then he's done.
14. What do you do when the rollercoaster is squeaking? l**... the loop
15. I m**... on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride.

Delightful Fun Rollercoaster Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about rollercoaster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seesaw jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rollercoaster pranks.