Roller Jokes

Funniest Roller Short Jokes

Short roller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roller humour may include short spin jokes also.

1. A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong? The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.
2. I worked at a restaurant that specializes in pizza, but I got fired for getting my finger caught in the dough roller... ...she got fired too.
3. I told my dumplings to be careful not to get burnt, but they said I was just trying to steam-roller them.
4. Why wouldn't the skeleton ride any roller coasters? He just didn't have the stomach for them.
5. What do English speakers yell when they're on a rollercoaster? Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
   What do Spanish speakers yell when they're on a roller coaster?
   Nosotros!!!!!
6. I was at an amusement park with my friends. They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.
7. What's the best place to propose to a French person? At the top of a roller coaster so on the way down they say wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
8. How Wonderful Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller?
   He was flattered
9. Women are like roller coasters. ##
   I tend to observe them from a safe distance, and I'll never go on a big one.
10. What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller? What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller?
    Rascal Flatts.

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Roller One Liners

Which roller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roller? I can suggest the ones about wheel and rack.

1. What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!
2. I enjoy painting wildlife. But the rabbits leave hair on my paint rollers.
3. Life with me is like a roller coaster. There's a weight limit.
4. I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
5. Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers
6. What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
   Ride on the roller cowster.
7. What did the reindeer say on the Roller coaster ? Hold on for deer life!!!
8. How do you get chocolate off your shirt? With a Lindt roller.
9. Do the french like roller coasters? Weee weee
10. What's the hardest part about roller blading? Stopping.
11. What do you call a homosexual on roller skates Rollaids
12. My uncle is a staunch flat earth proponent And a steam roller operator
13. I wanted to become a professional roller-blader. Pizza slicers just weren't gonna cut it.
14. This year for Halloween I'm going to wear nothing but roller skates and go as a pull toy.
15. Why didn't the Rooster go on the Roller Coaster? He was chicken...

Roller Coaster Jokes

Here is a list of funny roller coaster jokes and even better roller coaster puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the new Roller Coaster at Disney World Florida? It's called the Coronacoaster. It just keeps going up and up until everyone on it dies.
• Love is like a roller-coaster It'll seem scary at first, it's happens fast, it has its ups, it has its downs, but what's most important is that you meet it's size restrictions.
• What does riding a roller coaster have in common with breeding rabbits? They are both hare raising.
• Me and John went on a roller coaster As we are about to hit the loop-de-loop he looked at me and asked "do you think we will fall out?" "No." I said. "We have been mates for years."
• Recently, a kid was decapitated by a roller coaster while trying to retrieve a hat Turns out he didn't need it after all
• "You heard about the lady who died riding a roller coaster?" "What? How?"
  "Apparently the acceleration was too much for her."
  "Gees."
  "Exactly."
• Women are like roller coasters Women are like roller coasters, they have their ups and downs but in the end you always finish riding way to early.
• What does an Indian-American say after riding a roller coaster? I'm Desi.
• Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster... ... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."
  "It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.
• What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters? Weeeeeeeee!!!

Roller Skates Jokes

Here is a list of funny roller skates jokes and even better roller skates puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
  A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
• I bought a pair of roller blades at a garage sale... Some people might call me a cheap skate.
• What's black and white and goes on eight wheels? A nun on roller skates.
  - kills self
• masquerade I went to a masquerade wearing nothing but roller-skates. I went as a pull toy.
• Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.

Steam Roller Jokes

Here is a list of funny steam roller jokes and even better steam roller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I recently got ran over by a steam roller people said i should be offended, but i was flattered.
• How is a lobster like Bruce Lee after he'd been hit by a steam roller? They're both crushed asians.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Roller Jokes

What funny jokes about roller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean roulette jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roller pranks.