Roller Jokes
103 roller jokes and hilarious roller puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about roller that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Roller jokes and puns can be a fun way to get the conversation rolling! Whether you're talking about roller coasters, roller skating, roller derby, roller blinds, roller rinks, or conveyors, you can be sure that a classic roller pun will have everyone laughing. From the grail jokes and Stradivarius puns to the classic "roller coaster" references, these hilarious jokes are sure to leave you rolling in the aisles.
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- Short Roller Jokes
- Roller One Liners
- Roller Coaster Jokes
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Best Short Roller Jokes
Short roller puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roller humour may include short rolling jokes also.
- A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong? The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.
- I worked at a restaurant that specializes in pizza, but I got fired for getting my finger caught in the dough roller... ...she got fired too.
- Old Russian joke. Russia has 2 major problems: roads and idiots. One of them can be solved by a road roller... But it's impossible to figure out what to do with roads.
- Why wouldn't the skeleton ride any roller coasters? He just didn't have the stomach for them.
- What do English speakers yell when they're on a rollercoaster? Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
What do Spanish speakers yell when they're on a roller coaster?
Nosotros!!!!! - I find that most women are like roller coasters... They won't let me on them because I'm too fat.
- I was at an amusement park with my friends. They all said the invisible roller coaster was great, but I didn't see the attraction.
- I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny. I said, "What's up, punk?"
"Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before." - What's the best place to propose to a French person? At the top of a roller coaster so on the way down they say wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- How Wonderful Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller?
He was flattered

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about roller can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of roller puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !
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Roller One Liners
Which roller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roller? I can suggest the ones about spin and rolled.
- What is the hardest part about roller skating? Telling your parents that you're gay
- What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!
- What do Spanish speakers scream on a roller-coaster? Nosotros...
- I enjoy painting wildlife. But the rabbits leave hair on my paint rollers.
- Life with me is like a roller coaster. There's a weight limit.
- I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
- Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers
- What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster. - What did the reindeer say on the Roller coaster ? Hold on for deer life!!!
- Did you know Helen Keller had a roller coaster? You didn't? Neither did she
- How do you get chocolate off your shirt? With a Lindt roller.
- The hardest part about roller blading? Telling your parents you're gay
- Do the french like roller coasters? Weee weee
- What's the hardest part about roller blading? Stopping.
- What do you call a homosexual on roller skates Rollaids
Roller Coaster Jokes
Here is a list of funny roller coaster jokes and even better roller coaster puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Women are like roller coasters. ##
I tend to observe them from a safe distance, and I'll never go on a big one. - Did you hear about the new Roller Coaster at Disney World Florida? It's called the Coronacoaster. It just keeps going up and up until everyone on it dies.
- Love is like a roller-coaster It'll seem scary at first, it's happens fast, it has its ups, it has its downs, but what's most important is that you meet it's size restrictions.
- Women say size isn't important. Try telling that to a midget that wants to go on a roller coaster.
- What does riding a roller coaster have in common with breeding rabbits? They are both hare raising.
- What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster? His upper lip.
- Me and John went on a roller coaster As we are about to hit the loop-de-loop he looked at me and asked "do you think we will fall out?" "No." I said. "We have been mates for years."
- Recently, a kid was decapitated by a roller coaster while trying to retrieve a hat Turns out he didn't need it after all
- "You heard about the lady who died riding a roller coaster?" "What? How?"
"Apparently the acceleration was too much for her."
"Gees."
"Exactly." - Why didn't the Rooster go on the Roller Coaster? He was chicken...
Roller Skate Jokes
Here is a list of funny roller skate jokes and even better roller skate puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
A: Because she wanted to rock and roll. - I bought a pair of roller blades at a garage sale... Some people might call me a cheap skate.
- This year for Halloween I'm going to wear nothing but roller skates and go as a pull toy.
- Yo mamas so fat she used two buses for roller skates.
- What's black and white and goes on eight wheels? A nun on roller skates.
- kills self - masquerade I went to a masquerade wearing nothing but roller-skates. I went as a pull toy.
- Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
- Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
- Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on here walker? Because she has dementia.
- What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Rolaids.
Roller Skates Jokes
Here is a list of funny roller skates jokes and even better roller skates puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
- What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A mobile s**... bank!

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Roller Jokes
What funny jokes about roller you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean wheel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make roller prank.
Did you guys hear about Evil Kinevil's brother Ku Klux Kenivel?
He tried to break a world record by jumping over 1000 black men with a steam roller.
On the day of Michael Jackson's death
The two paramedics arrive at Neverland Ranch to find Michael unconscious and not breathing.
The rookie says to the veteran "What should we try first?"
"I reckon the roller coaster."
What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller?
What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller?
Rascal Flatts.
eye roller of a dog joke
Mrs Young was walking to the grocery store when her neighbor came up to her and said "Hello Debra, How's your dog? I saw her yesterday chasing an old man on a bike."
"Oh" said Mrs Young "That could NOT have been my dog"
"Oh, why not?" replied her neighbor "I'm pretty sure it was her"
"Well" stated Mrs. Young smiling "my dog doesn't ride a bike"
She asked if I liked my job after I told her I'm a roller coaster mechanic...
"It has its ups and downs," I said.
The teacher asks all the students to draw something on the board that's exciting...
All the other kids draw rockets, jet planes, roller coasters, and so on. But little Johnny goes up to the board, draws a dot, and sits down.
The teacher says "Johnny, there's nothing exciting about a dot. How can a dot cause excitement?"
Johnny replies "That's not a dot, it's a period, and my sister just missed hers, and it's causing a lot of excitement at our house!"
I hate hearing jokes about midgets and roller coasters.
They usually come up short.
What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Man Gets Killed by Roller Coaster at Cedar Point
Roller coasters are like your first time having s**....
for the amount of time it takes to get there, you wish it lasted longer.
What do you call someone addicted to both crack and w**...?
A rockin' roller.
What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?
Weeeeeeeee!!!
Your mama so fat....
She uses a paint roller to apply lipstick.
Did you hear about the gambler who got busted for buying a large amount of w**...?
They say he was a high roller.
What's the difference between a p**... and a roller coaster?
You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster
Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster...
... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."
"It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.
What does an Indian-American say after riding a roller coaster?
I'm Desi.
Women are like roller coasters
Women are like roller coasters, they have their ups and downs but in the end you always finish riding way to early.
Have you ever heard of Ku Klux Knievel?
I hadn't either until he tried jumping 14 black guys and 6 Mexicans in a steam roller.
What do you call a wheelchair-bound nun who lives high up on a mountain?
A) High roller
B) v**... mobile
C) Nun of the above
My first time having s**... was like a roller coaster.
I was terrified, I screamed until it was completely over, and at the end my Dad showed me the pictures of our experience.
Pupil: My neighbour, Mr Chang, got run over and killed by a steam roller. Teacher: Johnny! That's awful and has nothing to do with the homework I set you. Sit down immediately!
Pupil: But Miss, you said we had to talk about crushed Asians.
Have any of you seen the rollerblading wool salesman who just refuses to lower his prices?
That guy's a real sheepskate.
A tinder profile pic with your ex is like a roller coaster sign: "you must be this attractive to ride."
What type of roller coaster goes through the Bronx?
The type where people scream in the flat parts.
-j**... Seinfeld
Having s**... with me is a lot like riding a roller coaster
It's over in about a minute and makes you want to v**...
My uncle is a staunch flat earth proponent
And a steam roller operator
What do you say when you go on a rollercoaster in France?
Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
How does one steal a Road Roller?
Slowly.
How did the roller coaster parks decide on the acceptable height for children to ride?
Experience.
I recently got ran over by a steam roller
people said i should be offended, but i was flattered.
Misplaced stuff
After nearly breaking my neck on a pair of bright pink roller skates on the stairs, I shouted at my son, "Are these yours?!"
He said, "Well, obviously they're not mine."
"Oh yeah, of course they aren't," I replied. Then laughed at him in his little wheelchair.
I think it's weird that county fairs are being cancelled.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's a *good* idea, but... I just figured that anyone who isn't afraid to hop onto a 60-year-old rusty roller coaster, that gets disassembled and reassembled 22 times a year by a traveling m**... head with an allen wrench, while eating a deep fried stick of butter, wouldn't give a c**... about Covid.
Was driving through downtown Pigeon Forge and dropped this one…
So Pigeon Forge, Tennessee (US), is a HUGE tourist trap. We're talking zip lines, roller coasters, Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, Ferris wheels, life sized King Kong, etc.
Anywhoo, I was driving the family through this insanity when my wife pointed out a building to the kids and said look at that one with all the giraffes on top! I wonder what that is! Without missing a beat I said, Welcome, to Giraffic Park! And hummed the theme song while navigating through a left hand turn. I was proud and laughed out loud at my own joke. My 7 year old loved it.

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