Roll Of Quarters Jokes
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in for a penny, in for a pound
A farmer is in the outhouse, and when he pulls up his pants, a quarter rolls out of his pocket and falls down the hole. He swears and pulls out his wallet and throws down a $5 bill. Later as he's telling his wife about the ordeal, she asks, Wait, why'd you throw in the $5 bill? He replied, Well I wasn't about to go down there for a quarter!
Blonde goes up to a Soda Machine
A Blonde walks up to a Soda
Machine, puts in a quarter and as the drink falls out she laughs.
Again, she puts in a quarter and as the soda falls out she laughes
She does this again and again, laughing hysterically every time. Eventually, catching the attention of a group of strangers near by.
One of the strangers walks over and ask with a puzzling look on his face
" ma'am, what on Earth are you doing? "
The blonde turns around, rolls her eyes, laughs and says " winning! Duh! "
I threw forty quarters into the air and every single one of them landed on the edge!
Perhaps I should have taken them out of the roll.
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?
Because it had more cents
How do you find the population of Mexico?
Roll a quarter down a hill, and count the people chasing it.
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
Find the guy who got the quarter.
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