Roll Jokes

Funniest Roll Short Jokes

Short roll jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The roll humour may include short slide jokes also.

1. I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said
   "NOTHING"
2. I wrote the names of everyone I've unfriended onto a piece of paper; but my roommate took it and rolled it into a joint. Now he's high on my list of people I never want to see again.
3. I took an epileptic girl to a rave I jokingly told her, "I hear this place has rave reviews", but she just rolled her eyes at me.
4. "It's a boy", David shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, David came running out of the room. And never visited Bangkok again.
5. Some people say rolling for stats in D&D is old fashioned and unforgiving But I think it builds character.
6. Why is everyone obsessed with that new horror movie? Like, i was driving today and this is the third time someone has rolled down their window and yelled to me: Hey! Watch It!
7. What's four inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy? An empty toilet paper roll.
8. Did you know condoms have serial numbers? Oh, I guess you've never rolled one down far enough.
9. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
10. Schrodinger's cat was meant to prove how dumb quantum states are, yet it's widely used to advocate and explain it. I bet he's rolling in his grave... and not

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Roll One Liners

Which roll one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with roll? I can suggest the ones about round and spin.

1. What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? walking.
   …
   j/k…rolling.
2. What's Sisyphus' least favorite band? Rolling Stones
3. What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
4. Finally my winter fat is gone Now I have spring rolls
5. My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities
6. Two mice are chewing on a film roll One says, "I liked the book better"
7. My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now
8. Sometimes I tuck my knees up into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
9. What do you call 100 little sheep rolling down a hill? A lambslide
10. What do you call a pastry that is yummy, tasty, and delicious? A synonym roll.
11. I dropped my laptop in the middle of the ocean A dell must be rolling in the deep
12. I don't always roll a joint... ...but when I do, it's an ankle.
13. I rolled my first joint last night! Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
14. The word nun is just the letter n... ...doing a forward roll.
15. How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? Roll up her sleeve!

Eye Roll Jokes

Here is a list of funny eye roll jokes and even better eye roll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's chocolate's preferred pronouns? Her/she
  I got an eye roll from the wife on this one. I guess that's the dad joke seal of approval.
• Bad puns That's how eye roll.
• Why are eye jokes worse than toe jokes? Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea.
• Was grilling burgers and asked the wife if she wanted toasted buns She said yes. I said, well go stand by a fire… I could just about hear the eye roll.
• My 1 year old was eating dinner and his runny nose got on his food. My wife goes: "uh, yea the snot really makes it"
  I replied: "A little sneezoning."
  I don't think I've seen her eyes roll so hard.
• My most dad joke for real life eye rolls. *giving someone a gift card for a specific shop*
  Don't spend it all in one place! ;)
• I love jokes about eyes. The cornea the better. Bad puns are how eye roll.
• I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It's true!" "When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
• People hate my dad jokes. But that's how eye roll.
• Where do fisherman keep their horses In their BARNacles.
  -Made it up today for my little cousin who rolled his eyes. Gf thought it was funny.

Rock Roll Jokes

Here is a list of funny rock roll jokes and even better rock roll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Rock, paper and scissors have entered a race. Rock has begun to roll, but paper and scissors remain stationery.
• I'm in a band. We do covers of Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, and The Rolling Stones. We're a rock band.
• What's Indiana Jones's least favorite beer? Rolling Rock
• What beer do you drink on Easter Sunday? Rolling Rock
• The Rock and Roll Hierarchy has fallen The King has left the building, Queen has bit the dust, and now the doves cry for their Prince.
• I spend the mornings in my rocking chair, and in the afternoon I go out in my wheelchair. I've got a real rock 'n' roll lifestyle.
• What beer does Sisyphus hate the most? Rolling Rock.
• What do you call a man falling down the stairs with a hard on? Rock and roll
• What do you call a cat that's been listening to too much rock and roll? Def Leppard.
• Did you hear about Dwayne Johnson and the cinnamon bun? They say it's rock and roll.

Rock And Roll Jokes

Here is a list of funny rock and roll jokes and even better rock and roll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks.
• Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll? The almond brothers...
  I'll go now
• Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
  A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
• What kind of music does a boulder like? Rock and roll.
  Cr
• How does Dwayne Johnson sign up for a music contest? Rock enrolls
  \[Rock 'n' rolls\]
• What does a rolling stone grow into ? A punk rock
• How do you bid farewell to your pet rock? You let it roll.
• Brazil have started playing 'Rock & Roll football' They play with a rock solid defence, midfield and attack, and have Neymar rolling around on the ground.
• What does Indiana Jones drink to reinforce his courage? A snakebite shot chased by a rolling rock.
• I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!

Toilet Roll Jokes

Here is a list of funny toilet roll jokes and even better toilet roll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Wife and I fight over the right way to hang the toilet paper. So our therapist suggested we try the other person's way for a week.
  You know, roll reversal.
• Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom.
  As told by my 5 y/o cousin.
• Just had a stack of toilet rolls fall on me in the supermarket I'm ok though, just soft tissue damage
• My girlfriend left me because of the way I face the toilet paper. I told her I can't help it... That's just how I roll.
• Life's like a roll of toilet paper The closer you get to the end the faster it goes
• I fell over a toilet roll display at my local supermarket I cut my leg badly and was rushed to hospital. I said to the doctor, "what's the damage" He replied, "just some torn tissue".
• Now what I don't get are these people who, instead of buying a four-pack or an eight-pack of toilet paper, they buy the single individual roll; are you trying to quit?
• What did Ludacris say when he used up the last of the toilet paper? ROLL OUT!
• I've just spotted a man ..standing on the corner of my street looking through two toilet rolls.
  I have absolutely no idea what he's up to.
  If only these binoculars were real.....
• Dad joke Why did the toilet roll, roll down the hill?
  To get the the bottom

Sausage Roll Jokes

Here is a list of funny sausage roll jokes and even better sausage roll puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a pig that's falling down a hill? A sausage roll.
• Why are AC/DC always so hungry? Cause it's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll
• How do you make a sausage roll? You push it down a hill.
• I like my women like I like my sausage rolls Thick and with a sausage in the middle.
• I was arrested for stealing a sausage roll... They charged me for Grand Theft Porko.

Comical Roll Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about roll you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean roulette jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make roll pranks.