Rolf Jokes

16 rolf jokes and hilarious rolf puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rolf that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Rolf Short Jokes

Short rolf jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rolf humour may include short hall jokes also.

  1. Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland The barman says "Not Yewtree again"
  2. Gary Glitter; Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile walk into a Irish bar and the bar man says: not yewtree again . Boom boom.
  3. I've always wondered why Rolf Harris never played any string instruments But I guess he figured out other ways to finger a minor
  4. Rolf Harris went on the run... Police tracked him down and found him adrift at sea, bobbin up and down on a buoy.
  5. Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital? He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
  6. America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, rolf harris and Max Clifford.
  7. I saw Rolf Harris at the airport the other day, about to board a flight to Orlando. Are you going to Disneyworld? I asked him. No , he replied.. I'm going to Tampa with the kids
  8. Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again

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Rolf One Liners

Which rolf one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rolf? I can suggest the ones about minor and finger.

  1. So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months... His favourite
  2. What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor.
  3. How does Rolf Harris like his women? tied down, sport
  4. What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord? A Minor
  5. Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl

Rolf joke, Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic?

Great Rolf Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about rolf you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ways jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rolf pranks.

A Polish joke

A Polish man named Wojciech was fed up with being called a dumb p**... by every one he met. So one day he decided to pretend to be German. Wearing Liederhosen, knee socks and a feathered cap, he walked into a shop and told the man behind the counter:
"Hello my name is Rolf and I would like to buy some schnitzel, some saurbraten, some pretzels and some beer."
The counterman said "Get outta here you dumb p**...!".
Wojciech cried, "No no no! I am German! Don't you see my Liederhosen? Why do you think I am Polish?"
The counterman says "This is a hardware store."

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen

So Jeremy Clarkson's politically incorrect jokes got him fired from the BBC.

Great to see the institution which gave Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris jobs for decades is really going after the bad people society.

Rolf joke, America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school