Rolf Jokes
14 rolf jokes and hilarious rolf puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rolf that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rolf Short Jokes
Short rolf jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rolf humour may include short hall jokes also.
- Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland The barman says "Not Yewtree again"
- Rolf Harris went on the run... Police tracked him down and found him adrift at sea, bobbin up and down on a buoy.
- Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital? He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
- America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, rolf harris and Max Clifford.
- I saw Rolf Harris at the airport the other day, about to board a flight to Orlando. Are you going to Disneyworld? I asked him. No , he replied.. I'm going to Tampa with the kids
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Rolf One Liners
Which rolf one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rolf? I can suggest the ones about minor and ways.
- So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months... His favourite
- What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor.
- Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl
Great Rolf Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about rolf you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hospital jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rolf pranks.
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A Polish joke
A Polish man named Wojciech was fed up with being called a dumb p**... by every one he met. So one day he decided to pretend to be German. Wearing Liederhosen, knee socks and a feathered cap, he walked into a shop and told the man behind the counter:
"Hello my name is Rolf and I would like to buy some schnitzel, some saurbraten, some pretzels and some beer."
The counterman said "Get outta here you dumb p**...!".
Wojciech cried, "No no no! I am German! Don't you see my Liederhosen? Why do you think I am Polish?"
The counterman says "This is a hardware store."
I have a list of friends who love palindromes!
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen
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So Jeremy Clarkson's politically incorrect jokes got him fired from the BBC.
Great to see the institution which gave Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris jobs for decades is really going after the bad people society.
