Rolf Harris Jokes

Funniest Rolf Harris Short Jokes

Short rolf harris jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rolf harris humour may include short rick rolling jokes also.

1. Jimmy Saville, rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland The barman says "Not Yewtree again"
2. Gary Glitter; Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile walk into a Irish bar and the bar man says: not yewtree again . Boom boom.
3. I've always wondered why Rolf Harris never played any string instruments But I guess he figured out other ways to finger a minor
4. Rolf Harris went on the run... Police tracked him down and found him adrift at sea, bobbin up and down on a buoy.
5. Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital? He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
6. America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford.
7. I saw Rolf Harris at the airport the other day, about to board a flight to Orlando. Are you going to Disneyworld? I asked him. No , he replied.. I'm going to Tampa with the kids
8. Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again

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Rolf Harris One Liners

Which rolf harris one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rolf harris? I can suggest the ones about bob ross and alan rickman.

1. So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months... His favourite
2. What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor.
3. How does Rolf Harris like his women? tied down, sport
4. What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord? A Minor
5. Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl

Rolf Harris Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about rolf harris you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rolled hill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rolf harris pranks.