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106 rolex jokes and hilarious rolex puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rolex that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Rolex Short Jokes

Short rolex jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rolex humour may include short wrist jokes also.

  1. My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
  2. My neighbor has two German Shepards that he has named "Rolex" and "Timex".... They're watch dogs
  3. My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for Christmas I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
  4. I was dropping my kids off at school when I saw a sign that said "Watch for Children." I'm going to miss them, but man this is a nice Rolex.
  5. I received a rolex for Christmas from the lesbian couple who live next door. Now, while I am happy with the gift, I guess they didn`t quite understand what I meant when I told them, "I wanna watch".
  6. My lesbian neighbors got me a rolex for my birthday. I guess they didn't realize what I meant when I said I wanna watch .
  7. A lesbian couple got their elderly neighbor a Rolex for his birthday... Upon opening it the man said, This is really nice, but I think you ladies misunderstood when I told you I wanna watch
  8. I should never have given my real email address to Rolex. Now I'm forever placed on some kind of watch list.
  9. My lesbian next door neighbors just gave me a Rolex for my birthday I really like it but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch .
  10. My smoking hot, lesbian best friends got me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misheard me when I said I wanna watch.

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Rolex One Liners

Which rolex one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rolex? I can suggest the ones about clock and birthday.

  1. My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex They are watch dogs
  2. My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex They're his watch dogs
  3. How do you spot a rich Ethiopian? By the Rolex around his waist.
  4. I bought two Rottweilers and named them Rolex and Omega They're watch dogs...
  5. I love my 2 dogs Rolex and Timex. They're watchdogs
  6. I have two Dobermans, named Rolex and Timex. Watch dogs
  7. I bought two Dobermans named Rolex and Timex. They're watch dogs.
  8. I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex…….he's a watchdog
  9. My neighbor named his dog "Rolex"... He's a watch dog.
  10. How do you recognize a rich Ethiopian? He wears a Rolex around his waist.
  11. I named my dogs Timex and Rolex ... They're my watchdogs
  12. I have an uncle who has 2 German Shepherds, named Rolex and Timex Watchdogs
  13. I adopted two dogs and named them Timex and Rolex They're my watch dogs.
  14. How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich? They wear a rolex watch around their waist.
  15. Why did a man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were Watch Dogs.

Rolex Watch Jokes

Here is a list of funny rolex watch jokes and even better rolex watch puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My lesbian friends just got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch."
  • My lesbian neighbors bought me a Rolex for my birthday I don't think they knew what I meant when I said "I wanna watch"
  • My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday It was mighty kind of them, but they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch"
  • My lesbian friend gave a me a Rolex for my birthday. I don't think she understood when I said: "I wanna watch."
  • The lesbian couple across the street got me a Rolex for my birthday It's beautiful and a very thoughtful gift, but I think they miss understood me when I said I wanna watch .
  • The lesbian couple next door asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I told them. It was very nice of them to get me a Rolex, but I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch"
  • My lesbian neighbours gifted me a Rolex today! I don't think they understood when I said I wanna watch.
  • My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for Christmas I don't think they understood when I said 'I wanna watch'
  • The lesbian couple next door got me a Rolex for my birthday... I think they misheard me when I said "I wanna watch"
  • I used to live next to a really nice lesbian couple They even bought me a Rolex for my birthday! I said "thanks, but this wasn't really what I meant when I said 'I wanna watch.'"
Rolex joke, I used to live next to a really nice lesbian couple

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about rolex can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of rolex puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Entertaining Rolex Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about rolex you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean wristwatch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make rolex prank.

These dogs

A man was walking his two dogs.
Someone asked, "What are their names?"

Man replied, "Rolex and Omega!" "Wow! I have never heard those names for dogs.

Man said "These are watchdogs.

I traded five of my rolex wathces for a ballon animal...

It really was a waste of time.
(Sorry for any bad english and what not, nord typing)

Mary nursery rhyme

Mary had a little watch,
she swallowed it one day.
Then Mary took a laxative
to pass the time away.
Well, time went on and time went on,
and time still wouldn't pass.
So, if you want to know what time it is,
just look up Mary's ^brother ^in ^Omaha. ^He's ^got ^a ^Rolex.

A lost & found note as a gesture of goodwill.

Whoever lost a Rolex I report "the time now is 20 minutes after seven"

I know this lesbian couple who gave me a watch...

The couple gave me a very nice Rolex for my birthday. I'm slightly disappointed though. I should of clarified what I meant when I said "I wanna watch".

Dog names

A guy asked his blonde friend, What are the names of your dogs?
The she responded that one was named Rolex and the other Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Helloooooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs."

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Christmas...

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for Christmas.
They got me a Rolex.
They clearly misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch."

I was visiting my blonde friend, who just adopted two new dogs...

I asked her what their names were.
She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. I asked why she would ever name her dogs that. She answered "I needed some watch dogs"

Canine Names

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Isn't it obvious?" the second blonde responded. "They're watch dogs!"

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

For my birthday, I got a Rolex from my lesbian neighbor.

I think she misunderstood me when I told her I wanna watch.

Ok, so, for some reason, my lesbian neighbours just gave me a brand new Rolex...

I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch."

The two l**... next door.

The l**... next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

Today is my birthday,

and my lesbian neighbors decided to gift me a Rolex. I don't think they quite understood when I said "I wanna watch".

The lesbian couple next door got me a Rolex for my birthday.

I think they misunderstood what I meant by "I wanna watch"

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

My birthday present from my friendly Lesbian neighbors

So it was my birthday and I'm really good friends with the lesbian couple next door. I told them what I was wanting this year and they ended up giving me a brand new gold Rolex. I was disappointed to say the least.
I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"

My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday....

I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when the gave me a rolex. It was an incredibly generous gift, but I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch."

Why did Jon Snow go to the Rolex store?

For the watch

My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.

I was surprised when they invited me over to watch them have s**.... I really wanted a Rolex when I asked for a watch.

Getting a portrait painted.

An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told
the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,
emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex.
But you are not wearing any of those things, replied the artist.
I know, she said. It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.

gay prostate exam joke

a gay man goes in to get a prostate exam.
he is told to bend over when the doctor starts to examine his prostate.
the man says to the doctor:
"please t**... ring, it's hurting me"
the doctor says:
"That's not my ring. that's my rolex!"

Dogs

Lady with three dogs opens door to salesman. Salesman trying to be friendly asks "What are the names of your dogs?"
Lady says "This is Timex, he's Boliva, and there is Rolex." Salesman says with surprise. "There all named after watches!" Lady says "Of course! Their all watch dogs! "

The l**... Nextdoor

The l**... nextdoor asked me what I wanted for Christmas.
I said I wanna watch.
I was disappointed when they bought me a Rolex.

This new Rolex that the lesbian couple next door got me for Christmas is nice and all...

...but I don't think they understood what I meant when I said "I wanna watch".

The l**... next door bought me a nice Rolex for my birthday.

I'm trying to be grateful for the thoughtful gift, but I can't help but think they misunderstood when I'd told them that for my birthday, "I wanna watch."

The lesbian couple upstairs gave me a new Rolex for my birthday

It's really nice, but I think they misunderstood when I told them "I wanna watch".

My lesbian neighbours just gave me a Rolex

They misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch"

One cop walked into a bar...and a bee sat on his recently bought Rolex

What did the man say?
Not on my watch

I recently bought a new Rolex and my son dropped it and broke it. Anyway,I am having a giveaway

The kid is 9 years old, tall and cute.

My lesbian neighbors got me a rolex for my birthday

But I don't think they understood when I said I want to watch

I got a rolex from my lesbian neighbours for Chrismas

Its nice and all, buy I think they misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch"

My lesbian neighbors bought me a new Rolex for my birthday.

I'm more of an Omega guy myself, but it was still a nice gesture.

Why did the lesbian couple buy their neighbor a Rolex?

Because he told them: "I wanna watch."

There's a lesbian couple that lives next door to me.

For christmas they bought me a Rolex. It seems they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

If Rolex had an app on PC what would be Its file name?

Rol.exe
Sorry for the trash pun, thought about it while walking in front of rolex

I just donated the contents of my wallet, my iPhone X, and my $10,000 Rolex watch to some poor guy living on the streets.

You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he put his gun back into his pocket.

My lesbian friend just bought me a rolex for my birthday.

I don't mean to be rude, but that's not what I meant when I said "I wanna watch".

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex.

I asked why they gave me such a nice gift, and they said "Because you haven't been upvoting the terrible lesbian neighbor jokes on Reddit."

how do you call two watch dogs?

Rolex and Timex

My l**... neighbours bought me a Rolex for my birthday

I think they misunderstood when I said 'I wanna watch'

A girl was visiting her blonde...

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'!

What do you call a guy who puts a mushroom on his Rolex?

I don't know, but he is a Fun guy to watch man.

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday

I said, "Aw, thank you. But this is not what I meant when I said, 'I wanna watch.'"

Material Guy

A guy crashes his new sports car and when the police arrive, he is crying Oh my god, my gorgeous Ferrari!
The police officer tells him that material possessions are the least of his troubles, considering his left arm was severed as well.
The guy looks down where his arm used to be and wails Oh, my god, my precious Rolex!

K-9 Names

Working in the city we work hand in hand with the city police.
So the other day I saw the Sergeant walking 2 new K-9s. I asked her their names and she points to 1 and says this is Rolex and this pointing to the other dog is Timex.
Now I thought that was strange so I said don't you think that's strange names for dogs?
She said no they are watch dogs.

Rolex joke, My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex

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