Role Play Jokes
101 role play jokes and hilarious role play puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about role play that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short role play jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The role play humour may include short role model jokes also.
- My husband and I like to role play in bed... He's Donald Trump and I am an American with a pre-existing condition.
- Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same roles. You know what they say about old habits.
- "Doctor, everytime I play a table-top role playing game I get really distracted." Doctor: "Sounds like you may have AD&D"
- DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic. When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said "never play yourself."
- My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick.
- Dave: I'm making a documentary about my life. Dave: And, I think you should play the role of my father.
Friend: I don't want to be your father.
Dave: Perfect, you already know your lines. - Boy comes home and tells dad that he's got a role in school drama playing a man who has been married 25 years. Dad. "don't worry, one day you'll get a speaking part
- My wife and I like to role play, "The Fast and the Furious", in bed. Those are the names for my and her respective roles anyway...
- My wife keeps complaining how unfair it is that I played no part in the birth of our daughter... when I feel like I in fact played the *semenal* role
- I asked my wife if she wanted to role play tonight. She could be the Capitol building, and I'd be a Trump protester.
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Role Play One Liners
Which role play one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with role play? I can suggest the ones about role and gender roles.
- What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn
- Why did the accordion player get arrested? He was caught playing a key role in a crime.
- What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
- My galfriend and I role play "The Fast and the Furious" in bed. Me and her, respectively.
- I hate having to gain weight to play a role... and then remembering I'm not an actor.
- What role does Queen Latiff play in The Equalizer? A vigil-aunty.
- What role did Mike Tyson have to play for his Christmas special? Sani Cloth
- If Kevin Spacey's next role was playing Stephen Hawking How would that grab you?
- There's no need for dice! When your role playing....
;) - What do you call a tree role playing maple-leaf
- A paraplegic gets hired to play a lead role in a horror film The Silence of The Limbs
- What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props...
- Did you hear about the actor who was a 20 in a play about D&D? He played a critical role
- Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.
- Who would play the role of Frodo Baggins in Lord of The Rings Elijah Wood.
Role Play Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about role play you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean word play jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make role play pranks.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Lets role play I'll be o**..., You be a cave, and I'll hide up inside you
I said to my girlfriend, "Do you want to experiment with a role-play r**... fantasy?"
She said, "**NO!**"
I said, "*That's the spirit!*" —Jimmy Carr
My girlfriend just freaked me out...
she gave me a b**... but insisted on role playing as a 12 year old.f**... weird and g**.... I was like "You're going to be 12 in a couple of months, what's the rush?
A Nagging Wife
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for his death row client.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over n**..., drying his legs and feet and said "They're not hanging Wright tonight!"
He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?'
An old actor has trouble getting work due to failing memory...
After contacting many people that he worked with in the past , he is finally able to land a job in a popular new Broadway play. The director tells him its only one line at the beginning of the play, but it is a very important line. It sets the mood for the rest of the play. It is ESSENTIAL he nails the line. The old actor emphasizes that he will nail it. The director reluctantly agrees and proceeds to tell him his role. You will take a beautiful rose, bring it to your nose and take a deep breath and say the following line: *Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress…* That's it. Do not screw this up! The old actor thanks him 10 times over and proceeds to practice for the next 2 weeks nonstop.
Opening night comes. It's a sold out theater. He takes to the stage, spotlight on him. He raises his hand, takes a deep breath and says the line perfectly * Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress… * Just after the line is delivered the auditorium burst into laughter. He walks off the stage distraught. I don't get it. I nailed the line perfectly. What happened? The director looks at him and yells YOU IDIOT! YOU FORGOT THE FLOWER!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to play Mozart.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered the chance to play the role of Mozart in a new film. He read the script but was not impressed. So he told the producers 're-write it and I'll be Bach.'
My girlfriend got mad at me because I wanted to role play
I wanted her to be the maid, and I wanted to be the guy playing video games.
I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world".
Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.
Cinnamon Roll
A wife asks her husband if they can start role playing in the bedroom to try and spice things up. Naturally, the husband is interested. Later that night, he finds his wife in bed waiting for him. "Well, did you decide what we're going to do?"
"Sure did! You're gonna be a cinnamon roll. Sit there, look hot, and I'll cover you in icing and eat you"
I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play.
They really have to get into their characters.
My girlfriend and I finally decided to try out role-play in the bedroom. I dressed up like Luke Skywalker
And she pretended to be a dead fish.
What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?
Not-tea
I'm a gay actor, and I'm always cast in funny roles...
I just can't play the straight man.
Role-Playing
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing r**... fantasy. She said, "No!"
I replied, "That's the spirit!"
What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast
Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are going to be in a movie about classical composers...
They are talking to the director about what roles they want to play.
Sean Connery says "I would shertainly like to play Moshart."
Sylvester Stallone says "Uh, well, I guess I wanna play Beethoven."
And so Arnold pauses a moment, and then says "I'll be Bach."
Have you heard who's playing the lead role in Hollywood's latest fairytale movie?
China's GDP numbers.
Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy
Why so serial?
What happens when a role playing game has no n**... in it?
Ubisoft
Three actors are deciding on roles for a movie about classical music.
Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all taking part in a new movie about classical composers.
"I think I'll play Beethoven!" declared Matt.
"I'd like the role of Mozart!" Brad decided.
"I'll be Bach." said Arnie.
When my girlfriend and I do role play s**... she insists that I treat here like a 12 year old...
I don't know why she insists on it so heavily... I mean she will be 12 in just a couple of years!
So I was role playing with my wife last night
Apparently telling her, "I will report you to the Grand Wizard!", is too much for an i**... couple.
I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat
She was a pretty little thing
A guy is bored of s**... with his wife
* Friend: But whats wrong then? Why are you bored?
* Man: I just don't know man, it's not there anymore.
* Friend: Did you already try to spice things up and be a little creative?
* Man: Creative, what are you talking about?
* Friend: Well, we like to get into role playing and play doctor for an hour. Works every time.
* Man: A whole hour?!? How do you keep that up?
* Friend: First I leave her in the waiting room for about 45 minutes.
Brazil had the best hospitality for a host in 2016 Olympics.
Health hazards played a huge role.
A chemist auditioned for the play
He got a 82 role!
Me and the wife were talking about s**... role playing when she asked what I'd like to do.
I said "Well, we go to a bar separately and pretend we've never met"
"Ooh, then what?" she answered
I said "Nothing, that's it".
Wife: Let's do some role playing
Wife: Let's do some role playing
Husband: Okay, be your friend Sheila
Wife: I was thinking of some s**... profession..
Husband: Oh okay. What is Sheila's profession?
The wife said she wanted to do some Game of Thrones role-playing tonight...
She strapped our kid to my back and made me hold the door while she m**... to Kit Harington.
This girl I took home from the bar wanted to role-play. I told her I would be Tony the Tiger.
But apparently a "Frosted Face" isn't good. Or great.
The actress who played the lead role in the local theatre production of Anne Frank's Diary was so bad
That the scene where the n**... entered the stage and said "where is she" the audience shouted "she's in the attic".
I used to do a bit of acting. My first big role was in Lassie.
I played the lead in that one.
What roles do Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman play in the new Black Panther movie?
They're the tolkien white guys of the film.
They have just announced the release of the new James Bond movie where the lead role is played by a woman.
It will be called Double O .77 cents on the dollar .
Role playing can spice up your s**... life.
Pretend to be someone who's good at s**....
My wife took a knee during the national anthem
As we role played Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky in the bed room.
My wife has got to stop with the Married with Children role-playing
Last night she was Al and I got Pegged
I asked my girlfriend to play a r**... fantasy role-play.
She said "No!" So, I said "That's the spirit!"
8 year old boy came home excitedly, telling his dad that a school play is gonna be held next month
Dad: that's great! What role did you get?
Son: I'll be the husband!
Dad: (*sigh*) tell your teacher tomorrow to give you a different role with more lines.
No matter what s**... role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character.
The husband who is out of town.
Doctors & patients role-play in bed with the wife last night didn't end well
Things took a turn for the worse when her diagnosis came back "clinically obese".
My girlfriend likes to role play
For the past five years, she's been playing my ex-girlfriend
Study finds that the most popular f**... among Millennial is...
Role playing as a couple that owns a house.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
I used to think that song meant Mommy was cheating on Daddy. Now I know it means Mommy and Daddy are just into role play.
My wife and I started a new role play in bed.
I play Donald Trump and she plays America's standing in the world.
My girlfriend hand cuffed me to the bed, took her suitcase and my wallet, and locked me inside.
This role play stuff is getting too serious, but I must say she makes s**... exciting.
My wife wanted to get into "role play" to spice things up in the bedroom
I asked what she had in mind.
"Let's play doctor", she said.
I told her to go in the bedroom, shut the door, take off all of her clothes and wait on the bed for me.
After a half an hour I walked in, told her to lose 20 lbs. and handed her a bill for $300.
John Wilkes Booth
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theatre."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind
and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.
That's right, a gusty trustee t**... her rusty bust in l**... musty dusty custody.
My wife said we should spice up our love life
What do you mean? I asked.
She said let's do a bit of role playing. I'll be the doctor and you be the patient .
Alright... I went with it, How are you, doctor?
We have no appointments till November. Goodbye .
My wife and I, we wanted to spice up out s**... life so we did a bit of role playing. She dressed as a nurse and I dressed as a doctor.
And that coma girl was already dressed as a patient, so she obviously was into it from the very beginning, your honor.
My girlfriend asked me if I was interested in doing role play
So I yelled this is Sparta and kicked her down the stairs
Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel.
Old Hobbits Die Hard.
A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.
Tom Cruise says I'll play the part of Mozart
Liam Neeson says I'll make a great Beethoven
Arnold Schwarzenegger says I'll be Bach
Was all excited last night when my wife told me that she wanted us to role play as doctor and patient.
But then she told me that visiting hours are over and asked me to get out of the bedroom immediately.
She indeed is a genius...
I'm not sure my wife understands role-play.
I asked her to be my s**... little Eskimo but she said she isn't Inuit.
I had s**... for 3 hours last night. We role played as doctor and patient.....
I was in the waiting room for 2hrs 57minutes
Roll play s**....
I had s**... for 3 hrs today,
We role played as Doctor and Patient.
I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 57 minutes.