Role Model Jokes
23 role model jokes and hilarious role model puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about role model that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short role model jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The role model humour may include short role play jokes also.
- Bigfoot is the best role model Even when no one believes in him, he probably still believes in himself.
- Stephen Hawking is a terrible role model for our kids. He only looks one way when crossing the street
- What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A cab
Cred: Spongebob, my role model - I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing
- I never really had any role models growing up, so I put a mirror on my ceiling So now I wake up every day and look up to myself.
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Role Model One Liners
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- Why do tall people have no role models? Because they have no one to look up to.
- did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models
- Socrates is my role model I too, want to be executed for 'corrupting the youth'
- Why do parents love BB-8 so much? He is a great role model.
- Rosa Parks is a bad role model... she did not stand up for her rights
- What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women? Tuna Fey.
- Why do h**... make such good role models? They only know how to s**... seed.
Role Model Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about role model you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean supermodel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make role model pranks.
The Washington r**... finally decided to drop their offensive name.
Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL r**..., has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The r**...." It was reported that he finds the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.
Boss calls in his top 4 employees.
Boss:
Been doing some evaluations. And I am very upset at the results. James, you appear to be buying c**... from some K-Fish. Peterson, you appear to be taking m**... from this same K-Fish. I'm mostly disappointed at you, Jessie, for purchasing pills from this K-Fish person as well.
This is why I'm promoting Kevin Fishouse, for being a great role model for the company.
I try not to comment about what is in the news but...
I have seen a lot of hate spewed in recent days about a man who is a constant winner and overachiever, and that's what the people who support him like about him. Yes, he's been caught in some lies and maybe twisted the truth a little but he's still out there proving his haters wrong time after time! Some people are just jealous of someone who is successful and has money. Throw in a hot foreign model at his side and they hate even more. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there's nothing you can do about it. I know its just going to get worse over the next several days, but like it or not, Tom Brady is in the Super Bowl.
Worlds Smartest Man, Worlds Strongest Man, a Preacher and a Boyscout
...are all on a plane and it's about to c**....
Problem is there is only 3 parachutes.
So...
The worlds smartest man grabs a parachute and says, "I'm the worlds smartest man, I can solve many problems and find solutions for the future of humanity". He jumps out the plane.
The worlds strongest man grabs a parachute and says, "I'm the worlds strongest man, I am a role model to many, and I can save many lives by just aspiring people by my physique". He jumps out the plane
With one parachute remaining, the preacher looks at the boy scout and says, "I've led a very good life my son, take the last parachute, God will take care of me"
The boy scout looks at the preacher and says, "We both can jump! The worlds smartest man grabbed my backpack!"