The Best 60 Role Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Role jokes. There are some role actor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these role portrayal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Role Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend just freaked me out...

she gave me a blow job but insisted on role playing as a 12 year old.Fucking weird and gross. I was like "You're going to be 12 in a couple of months, what's the rush?

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to play Mozart.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered the chance to play the role of Mozart in a new film. He read the script but was not impressed. So he told the producers 're-write it and I'll be Bach.'

Bruce Willis was offered a role in the new Star Wars film, but turned it down to concentrate on action films

Because you know what they say about old habits...

Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie!

They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.

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HOLLYWOOD

They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10


My girlfriend got mad at me because I wanted to role play

I wanted her to be the maid, and I wanted to be the guy playing video games.

Cinnamon Roll

A wife asks her husband if they can start role playing in the bedroom to try and spice things up. Naturally, the husband is interested. Later that night, he finds his wife in bed waiting for him. "Well, did you decide what we're going to do?"
"Sure did! You're gonna be a cinnamon roll. Sit there, look hot, and I'll cover you in icing and eat you"

Role joke, Cinnamon Roll

Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3?

I hear it will be a small role

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Last night in bed,

my wife said we should try some role reversal. So I told her, I had a headache.

Leo's First Oscar

Leonardo DiCaprio in the delivery room.
Leo: "What is it doc?!"

Doctor: "It's a bo-"

Leo: "NO! NO! LIKE WE REHEARSED!"

*Doctor sighs, handing the baby boy to Leo*

Doctor: "And the "Oscar" goes to Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of Father in Conception.

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What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it?

Ubisoft

DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic.

When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said "never play yourself."

Three actors are deciding on roles for a movie about classical music.

Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all taking part in a new movie about classical composers.

"I think I'll play Beethoven!" declared Matt.

"I'd like the role of Mozart!" Brad decided.

"I'll be Bach." said Arnie.

When my girlfriend and I do role play sex she insists that I treat here like a 12 year old...

I don't know why she insists on it so heavily... I mean she will be 12 in just a couple of years!

A South African actor walks into his managers office (original joke)

Looking for a job. His manager thinks about it and says "we only have one role available at the moment, it's a short film about segregation"
The actor replies "great, that sounds like a-part-heid take"

Role joke, A South African actor walks into his managers office (original joke)

I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since.

I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne.

A guy is bored of sex with his wife

* Friend: But whats wrong then? Why are you bored?
* Man: I just don't know man, it's not there anymore.
* Friend: Did you already try to spice things up and be a little creative?
* Man: Creative, what are you talking about?
* Friend: Well, we like to get into role playing and play doctor for an hour. Works every time.
* Man: A whole hour?!? How do you keep that up?
* Friend: First I leave her in the waiting room for about 45 minutes.

Me and the wife were talking about sexy role playing when she asked what I'd like to do.

I said "Well, we go to a bar separately and pretend we've never met"

"Ooh, then what?" she answered

I said "Nothing, that's it".


God allows animals to ask him one question...

The giraffe: God why do I have this long neck?
God: to be able to get the finest leaves.

The rihno: why is my skin so heavy and thick?
God: because your skin is your armor and its role is to protect you from your enemies.

The chicken: I don't care, so please don't even try explain! You make the hole bigger or the egg smaller.

My husband and I like to role play in bed...

He's Donald Trump and I am an American with a pre-existing condition.

Have you heard about the expert farmer who has taken the role of scarecrow at his farm?

He's outstanding in his field.

"Do you think you are suitable for the role?" asked the job interviewer."

"Yes," I said. "I promise you that no person would be better
for the job."

"Well," he said. "I guess I won't hire anybody then."

I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table

I got the lead role!

The actress who played the lead role in the local theatre production of Anne Frank's Diary was so bad

That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said "where is she" the audience shouted "she's in the attic".

This new Rolex that the lesbian couple next door got me for Christmas is nice and all...

...but I don't think they understood what I meant when I said "I wanna watch".

Role joke, This new Rolex that the lesbian couple next door got me for Christmas is nice and all...

Things not to ask to your dog:

What's your role in this threesome?

What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry?

Popcorn

Role playing can spice up your sex life.

Pretend to be someone who's good at sex.


"Doctor, everytime I play a table-top role playing game I get really distracted."

Doctor: "Sounds like you may have AD&D"

[Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film?

It was his biggest role to date.

8 year old boy came home excitedly, telling his dad that a school play is gonna be held next month

Dad: that's great! What role did you get?

Son: I'll be the husband!

Dad: (*sigh*) tell your teacher tomorrow to give you a different role with more lines.

Why was OJ Simpson turned down for the role of Thanos?

The glove didn't fit.

Did you hear about the acting role Nicolas Cage turned down?

Neither has he


Boy comes home and tells dad that he's got a role in school drama playing a man who has been married 25 years.

Dad. "don't worry, one day you'll get a speaking part

I got a rolex from my lesbian neighbours for Chrismas

Its nice and all, buy I think they misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch"

No matter what sexual role play idea my wife decides on, I always have to play the same character.

The husband who is out of town.

My galfriend and I role play "The Fast and the Furious" in bed.

Me and her, respectively.

My wife wanted to get into "role play" to spice things up in the bedroom

I asked what she had in mind.
"Let's play doctor", she said.

I told her to go in the bedroom, shut the door, take off all of her clothes and wait on the bed for me.

After a half an hour I walked in, told her to lose 20 lbs. and handed her a bill for $300.

If Rolex had an app on PC what would be Its file name?

Rol.exe

Sorry for the trash pun, thought about it while walking in front of rolex

My wife said we should spice up our love life

What do you mean? I asked.

She said let's do a bit of role playing. I'll be the doctor and you be the patient .

Alright... I went with it, How are you, doctor?

We have no appointments till November. Goodbye .

My wife and I, we wanted to spice up out sex life so we did a bit of role playing. She dressed as a nurse and I dressed as a doctor.

And that coma girl was already dressed as a patient, so she obviously was into it from the very beginning, your honor.

I normally don't like roleplaying...

Just wanted to be frank with you.

Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel.

Old Hobbits Die Hard.

Dave: I'm making a documentary about my life.

Dave: And, I think you should play the role of my father.

Friend: I don't want to be your father.

Dave: Perfect, you already know your lines.

I hate having to gain weight to play a role...

and then remembering I'm not an actor.

I asked my wife if she wanted to role play tonight.

She could be the Capitol building, and I'd be a Trump protester.

I once meet a girl on a hook-up app. She was really into daddy daughter roleplay.

We did it, then I never spoke to her again. Since her dad left her, I thought I'd just commit to the role.

A koala is in a job interview

The interviewer asks the koala "what makes you think you are suitable for this job role?".

"I have all of the necessary koalifications".

My wife and I like to role play, "The Fast and the Furious", in bed.

Those are the names for my and her respective roles anyway...

I had sex for 3 hours last night. We role played as doctor and patient.....

I was in the waiting room for 2hrs 57minutes

Roll play sex.

I had sex for 3 hrs today,

We role played as Doctor and Patient.

I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 57 minutes.

8 year old Arnold Schwarzenegger was sitting in music class. The teacher said that each student would play the role of a famous composer.

One student said "I'll be Beethoven".

Another said "I'll be Mozart".

Yet another student said "I'll be Tchaikovsky".

And Arnold said "I'll be Bach".

A shout out to Jussie Smollette

On hiring black actors for what has been a traditionally white role.

Bigfoot is the best role model

Even when no one believes in him, he probably still believes in himself.

Tom Cruise is filming a new romantic-action movie in support of body positivity. Both him and the lead actress gained 300lbs for the role.

The movie is called: Missionary Impossible.

...and preparing for the role in this movie I had to gain 50 pounds.

- But aren't you a voice-over actor?
- Little details...

Why can't Kevin Spacey win at blackjack (despite his role in "21")?

He keeps hitting on 17.

What do you call a theater major who works hard to portray his drug addict role?

A meth-head actor

My spouse wanted to try some kinky fish/fisherman role play last night.

I'm hooked

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