Role Jokes

Funniest Role Short Jokes

Short role jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The role humour may include short actor jokes also.

1. A shout out to Jussie Smollette On hiring black actors for what has been a traditionally white role.
2. Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next star wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
3. Last night in bed, my wife said we should try some role reversal. So I told her, I had a headache.
4. Gender roles are changing. Nowadays some women get mad when you hold a car door open. Particularly the ones on bikes.
5. The debates flipped gender roles. Last night we saw an argument between a woman who wanted to talk facts, and a man who only wanted to talk about his feelings.
6. My husband and I like to role play in bed... He's Donald Trump and I am an American with a pre-existing condition.
7. [Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film? It was his biggest role to date.
8. Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same roles. You know what they say about old habits.
9. "Doctor, everytime I play a table-top role playing game I get really distracted." Doctor: "Sounds like you may have AD&D"
10. Bruce Willis was offered a role in the new Star Wars film, but turned it down to concentrate on action films Because you know what they say about old habits...

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Role One Liners

Which role one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with role? I can suggest the ones about roll and slot.

1. What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn
2. I auditioned for a musical about the periodic table I got the lead role!
3. Why did the accordion player get arrested? He was caught playing a key role in a crime.
4. Why was oj simpson turned down for the role of Thanos? The glove didn't fit.
5. What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
6. Did you hear about the acting role nicolas cage turned down? Neither has he
7. My galfriend and I role play "The Fast and the Furious" in bed. Me and her, respectively.
8. I hate having to gain weight to play a role... and then remembering I'm not an actor.
9. Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3? I hear it will be a small role
10. Why do tall people have no role models? Because they have no one to look up to.
11. What's the only food that can trigger a feminazi? Gender roles
12. did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models
13. What role does Queen Latiff play in The Equalizer? A vigil-aunty.
14. John Cena as Duke Nukem? I just can't see him in that role.
15. My boss promoted me to the role of pilot in command... He said I was going places.

Role Play Jokes

Here is a list of funny role play jokes and even better role play puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic. When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said "never play yourself."
• My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick.
• Dave: I'm making a documentary about my life. Dave: And, I think you should play the role of my father.
  Friend: I don't want to be your father.
  Dave: Perfect, you already know your lines.
• Boy comes home and tells dad that he's got a role in school drama playing a man who has been married 25 years. Dad. "don't worry, one day you'll get a speaking part
• My wife and I like to role play, "The Fast and the Furious", in bed. Those are the names for my and her respective roles anyway...
• My wife keeps complaining how unfair it is that I played no part in the birth of our daughter... when I feel like I in fact played the *semenal* role
• I asked my wife if she wanted to role play tonight. She could be the Capitol building, and I'd be a Trump protester.
• I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters.
• My girlfriend got mad at me because I wanted to role play I wanted her to be the maid, and I wanted to be the guy playing video games.
• Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel. Old Hobbits Die Hard.

Role Model Jokes

Here is a list of funny role model jokes and even better role model puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Bigfoot is the best role model Even when no one believes in him, he probably still believes in himself.
• Stephen Hawking is a terrible role model for our kids. He only looks one way when crossing the street
• What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank? A cab
  Cred: Spongebob, my role model
• Socrates is my role model I too, want to be executed for 'corrupting the youth'
• Why do parents love BB-8 so much? He is a great role model.
• Rosa Parks is a bad role model... she did not stand up for her rights
• What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women? Tuna Fey.
• I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat She was a pretty little thing
• I never really had any role models growing up, so I put a mirror on my ceiling So now I wake up every day and look up to myself.
• Why do h**... make such good role models? They only know how to s**... seed.

Audition Role Jokes

Here is a list of funny audition role jokes and even better audition role puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter? Shirley you can't be Sirius.
• What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast
• What did the producer say after seeing Caitlyn Jenner's audition for a Marvel movie role? "Cast her as the Hulk. She's been Bruce before."
• I auditioned for a role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens Unfortunately, I was a white male.
• I auditioned for the joker role for a Batman movie .. I did not get it because they thought I was too funny.
• A chemist auditioned for the play He got a 82 role!

Critical Role Jokes

Here is a list of funny critical role jokes and even better critical role puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the actor who was a 20 in a play about D&D? He played a critical role

Comedy Role Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about role you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean task jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make role pranks.