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I ate an entire pack of rohypnol last night and it didn't even affect me...

Anyway, gotta go. I need to do some last minute Christmas shopping.

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Just invented a new drink. v**..., cranberry juice, lime, and rohypnol.

Its called the Cosbypolitan

I bought some rohypnol the other day.

I'm a bit confused by the packaging. It says "best before date", but there's no numbers or anything.

I've been seeing this narcoleptic girl lately, it's going really well.


I'm saving a fortune on Rohypnol.

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I love how our names for recreational drug users give an idea of their drug of choice.

If they are a frequent user of m**..., they're a s**....
Some like to include psychedelics, and we call them hippies.
Our c**... lovers are cokeheads.
People obsessed with m**... are tweakers.
Finally some people like Bill Cosby prefer qualudes or rohypnol, and we call them rapists.

I was just telling my girlfriend how our Rohypnol party was a complete success...

"What Rohypnol party?" she asked.
Exactly.

I found the only 100% effective pickup line

Rohypnol.

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