Rogue Jokes
45 rogue jokes and hilarious rogue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rogue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Rogue Short Jokes
Short rogue jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rogue humour may include short robber jokes also.
- (ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname... Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute.
I just didn't expect it to be so literal though. - Most people call the movie Rogue One but I like to call it Star Wars Episode: PI because its between Episodes 3 and 4
- I'm writing a fantasy novel about two knights who fall into the rogue and Paladin archetypes. I'm calling it… Silent Knight, Holy Knight
- What's the difference between an SUV and a car driving the wrong way on a one way street? One's a Nissan Rogue; the other is a rogue Nissan.
- I heard they are remaking Luke's starfighter group with 25% black pilots... They're calling it Rogue Quadroon.
- I went to see Rogue One the day Carrie Fisher died I think I'm going to go watch The Apprentice
- I can't wait to see Star Wars: Rogue One. I really missed the old Stormtroopers. I know they have missed me and several others.... a lot.
- So since Donnie Yen is in the new Star Wars Rogue Squadron movie... Will his ship be called the X-Wing Chun?
- My Mexican friend gave me two tickets to the movies.. Who wants to go see Rogue Juan?
- Wanna hear a Rogue One Joke about Cassian? He's basically the 'Juan ' Solo of the film.
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Rogue One Liners
Which rogue one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rogue? I can suggest the ones about rookie and rebel.
- Why do rogues wear leather armoe? Because it's made of hide.
- What do you call a Mexican who steals spaceships? Rogue Juan
- What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion? A Rogue Juan
- What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one
- Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand They're good at detecting traps
- What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance.
- [Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font? Sans Scarif
- Why do thieves and rogues use leather armor? Because it's made of hide.
- What instruments should be featured in a rogue AI's music band? Just Harmonika
- Star Wars really beat me in movies.. Rogue One, Me Zero.
- What is Darth Vader's favorite Nissan vehicle? The Rogue one.
- What kind of shoes do Rogues wear? Sneakers!
- These Rogue One spoilers are just all the wrong moves In Alderaan places
- I'm a rebellious Mexican man in the Star Wars universe..... They call me "Rogue Juan"
- I scream, you scream We all scream
... The ice cream man has gone rogue
Rogue Waves Jokes
Here is a list of funny rogue waves jokes and even better rogue waves puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a ship when a rogue wave causes it to capsize. Who survives? America
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Rogue Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about rogue you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rover jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rogue pranks.
A Jewish grandmother is walking on the beach with her grandson...
Suddenly, a rogue wave comes in and sweeps the grandson out to sea. Distraught, the grandmother looks to the sky and says, "Oh god, i have always been true and faithful to you. Please bring my grandson back." And with that, another wave comes in and deposits the grandson safely on the shore. The grandmother once again looks to the sky and says, "He had a hat."
A village of mathematical functions is slumbering
when suddenly the alarm bells ring:
a rogue differential operator has been sighted.
Fearing for their life, the functions run away or try to hide, but a brave function stands its ground and confronts the aggressor: I am e to the x, you cannot do anything to me! Go away!
The differential operator calmly replies: but I am d over dt, and proceeds to s**... the poor exponential.
A boat full of realtors was hit by a rogue wave
The boat, which they had christened "Million Dollar" had taken on quite a lot of water. The panicked realtors hurriedly bailed water using any objects they could find.
They were desperate to hold on to their boat, so they radioed for help: 'million dollar - listing'.
While settling Canada...
One of the French outposts refused to cooperate with the others.
It was the rogue fort.
This year, Santa will have some competition.
One of Santa's little Elves has gone rogue and decided to start a rival gift distribution business.
He's a rebel without a Claus.
