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A Jewish grandmother is walking on the beach with her grandson...

Suddenly, a rogue wave comes in and sweeps the grandson out to sea. Distraught, the grandmother looks to the sky and says, "Oh god, i have always been true and faithful to you. Please bring my grandson back." And with that, another wave comes in and deposits the grandson safely on the shore. The grandmother once again looks to the sky and says, "He had a hat."

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So since Donnie Yen is in the new Star Wars Rogue Squadron movie...

Will his ship be called the X-Wing Chun?

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Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a ship when a rogue wave causes it to capsize. Who survives?


Why do rogues wear leather armoe?

Because it's made of hide.

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What do you call a rogue toaster?

A rebel appliance.

Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand

They're good at detecting traps

I can't wait to see Star Wars: Rogue One. I really missed the old Stormtroopers.

I know they have missed me and several others.... a lot.

I just saw Rogue one

Can't wait to see the sequel.

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Most people call the movie Rogue One

but I like to call it Star Wars Episode: PI because its between Episodes 3 and 4

I'm a rebellious Mexican man in the Star Wars universe.....

They call me "Rogue Juan"

Wanna hear a Rogue One Joke about Cassian?

He's basically the 'Juan ' Solo of the film.

[Spoilers] Regarding the Rogue One movie, do you think Jyn had a thing for Cassian?

Of course she did! Who doesn't like a Rebel?

These Rogue One spoilers are just all the wrong moves

In Alderaan places

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[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

My Mexican friend gave me two tickets to the movies..

Who wants to go see Rogue Juan?

Star Wars really beat me in movies..

Rogue One, Me Zero.

I went to see Rogue One the day Carrie Fisher died

I think I'm going to go watch The Apprentice

(ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname...

Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute.

I just didn't expect it to be so literal though.

Rogue One aspired to be so much

But they choked on it.

I heard they are remaking Luke's starfighter group with 25% black pilots...

They're calling it Rogue Quadroon.

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

A village of mathematical functions is slumbering

when suddenly the alarm bells ring:
a rogue differential operator has been sighted.
Fearing for their life, the functions run away or try to hide, but a brave function stands its ground and confronts the aggressor: I am e to the x, you cannot do anything to me! Go away!
The differential operator calmly replies: but I am d over dt, and proceeds to swallow the poor exponential.

What is Darth Vader's favorite Nissan vehicle?

The Rogue one.

This year, Santa will have some competition.

One of Santa's little Elves has gone rogue and decided to start a rival gift distribution business.

He's a rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a Mexican who steals spaceships?

Rogue Juan

What's the difference between an SUV and a car driving the wrong way on a one way street?

One's a Nissan Rogue; the other is a rogue Nissan.

What instruments should be featured in a rogue AI's music band?

Just Harmonika

While settling Canada...

One of the French outposts refused to cooperate with the others.

It was the rogue fort.

A boat full of realtors was hit by a rogue wave

The boat, which they had christened "Million Dollar" had taken on quite a lot of water. The panicked realtors hurriedly bailed water using any objects they could find.

They were desperate to hold on to their boat, so they radioed for help: 'million dollar - listing'.

I scream, you scream

We all scream

... The ice cream man has gone rogue

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